Hello

[Heirre]

Hi there! I am a prominent man of god just looking for a great dark age like church. When I saw this website, it looked perfect.

So basically I think that all science is evil, and it is all an illusion created by the devil. The Earth is obviously 6000 years old, because that is what the bible deliberately says.

Here are some of my favorite bible verses:
Exodus 21:21
When a man strikes a slave, male or female with a rod, and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he shall not be avenged.

Exodus 21:17:
Whoever curses his mother or father shall be put to death.

#Sarcasm off
Hi there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

Hi there! I am a prominent man of god just looking for a great dark age like church. When I saw this website, it looked perfect.

So basically I think that all science is evil, and it is all an illusion created by the devil. The Earth is obviously 6000 years old, because that is what the bible deliberately says.

Here are some of my favorite bible verses:
Exodus 21:21
When a man strikes a slave, male or female with a rod, and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he shall not be avenged.

Exodus 21:17:
Whoever curses his mother or father shall be put to death.

#Sarcasm off
Hi there.

Hi, Pierre!

Since you're so interested in history, I thought you might like to know that many gestures and sayings have been around since even before Jesus came!

For example:

Pretty cool, huh?

So, how empty and pathetic is your Godless life that you must join a Christian church's discussion forum to persecute strangers on the other side of the world?

[Heirre]

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Hi, Pierre!

Since you're so interested in history, I thought you might like to know that many gestures and sayings have been around since even before Jesus came!

For example:

Pretty cool, huh?

So, how empty and pathetic is your Godless life that you must join a Christian church's discussion forum to persecute strangers on the other side of the world?

Where are you getting this notion from good sir?

Also what happened to treat others as you want to be treated?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Where are you getting this notion from good sir?

Also what happened to treat others as you want to be treated?

Practice what you preach, Pierre.

Do you not even remember what you typed?

#Sarcasm off

So, what are you here?

[James Hutchins]

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Where are you getting this notion from good sir?

Also what happened to treat others as you want to be treated?

'Peter', you do know God does not take lightly to fools and homos.

We are not going to 'treat you' to anything. Please stop making your perverted sexual advances. There are innocent children present. I shall have to report your behavior to a Pastor.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Why do atheist mockers always think we'll be ashamed of God playing hard ball with sinners?

[Heirre]

Re: Hello

Practice what you preach, Pierre.

Do you not even remember what you typed?


So, what are you here?

Well first off, I said that was what you practiced, it says so in your religious text, the bible.
I am actually here to see things from a religious point of view.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Well first off, I said that was what you practiced, it says so in your religious text, the bible.
I am actually here to see things from a religious point of view.

Try looking for what you paraphrase. Quote it. Read it. See what it actually says; not what other people have told you it says.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Where are you getting this notion from good sir?

Also what happened to treat others as you want to be treated?

Ain't nothin wrong wif a good slappin around sumptimes, is dere?
That in itself is a treat! Prostilizin in the name of da Lawd!
Dat being dat, who ain't treatin you nice?

[James Hutchins]

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Well first off, I said that was what you practiced, it says so in your religious text, the bible.
I am actually here to see things from a religious point of view.

Friend, we have little interest if how 'you get off'. Please, I implore you, stop the foul language. Even the typical toothless brit knows better.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Well first off, I said that was what you practiced, it says so in your religious text, the bible.
I am actually here to see things from a religious point of view.

No, first off, you showed up and attempted to insult us.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not 4chan. We aren't interested in your unsaved idiocy.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Well first off, I said that was what you practiced, it says so in your religious text, the bible.
I am actually here to see things from a religious point of view.

No you aren't: you are a liar (do a search on "false witness" to see what God thinks about THAT!). You are here to persecute us.

But hey, it's all good! Jesus told us to expect filthy maggots like you:

(2 Timothy 3:12) "Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Didymus Much]

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...I am actually here to see things from a religious point of view...

If you want to know how these people think, read the King James Bible. They agree with it 100%. Hell, read it anyway. You'll be amazed what you find.

If, AFTER YOU'VE FINISHED, you have any questions, please feel free to come back and ask them.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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No you aren't: you are a liar (do a search on "false witness" to see what God thinks about THAT!). You are here to persecute us.

But hey, it's all good! Jesus told us to expect filthy maggots like you:

(2 Timothy 3:12) "Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Lawd Lawd ain't you right bout that!
Jeezus said, in Heathons 3.0:
"The Debils gonna take the form of many many innocent looking white folks so
beware, beware cause he gonna show y'all forms of religions but only mine is da true"

[Heirre]

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Jeeze such aggression here, I am not being rude to any of you in anyway, everything that I stated in my first post is factual, it was not an insult or satire in anyway.

You are all also implying that there is no opposition to your opinions on this forum allowed. I think that is wrong, and some of you should be more open minded.

Plus I have also read the bible, and that is why I am not a christian anymore.

Also Zachariah, you can't go out calling me a liar with absolutely no evidence to back up any of your claims