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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22919

    #16
    Re: Introduction I guess..

    Originally posted by Lillian View Post
    Favourite Verse: None really, but I do like the one where if a girl gets raped she has to marry the guy,
    It at least gives hope for the ugly and ill-favored.
    Hobbies: Cooking,
    - for a woman, Godly; for a man it is called Burned Offering. I'm sure you agree that BBQing something meaty is a way of praising God.

    Ex:29:18: And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the LORD: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
    Ex:29:25: And thou shalt receive them of their hands, and burn them upon the altar for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour before the LORD: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
    Ex:29:41: And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to the meat offering of the morning, and according to the drink offering thereof, for a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.


    Tennis
    - a disgusting and indolent pursuit in which scantily-clad maidens disport themselves as harlots before men.

    Reading
    - The Bible only; if it is in the Bible anything else is repetitive, if it is not in the Bible it is ungodly.

    Hates: Maths
    - very wise. "The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.” Augustine"

    Likes: Sweet things
    Re:10:10: And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter.
    Beware of the bitter belly.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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