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  • I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

    I'm Bob. I'm a rock and Roller by heart. My parents were christains. i was raised baptist but, havent gone to church for a while.

    So here I am. Whoopee! Funny forum. \

    I'd like to mneet some six packed dudes if possible. Thanks.

    Nice smily's to.

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    Re: I hate intros on forums.

    Originally posted by Flatlander View Post
    I'm Bob. I'm a rock and Roller by heart. My parents were christains. i was raised baptist but, havent gone to church for a while.

    So here I am. Whoopee! Funny forum. \

    I'd like to mneet some six packed dudes if possible. Thanks.

    Nice smily's to.
    Hello Bob,

    Since you are having a problem meeting girls, it's possible you are a homosexual, and friend, there is no way to get that monkey off your back without Jesus.

    (Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

    Give up your sodomite yearnings and join me in Heaven!

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

      dude. gay? yeah im a pretty happydude. I got an inftaction a minute ago. i forgot wht you said. gay? you mean queer right?

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        Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

        Homosexuals, often in the habit of mincing, also try to mince words.

        But whether you call it gay, queer, homosexual, or whatever, it's an abomination through and through and GOD says repent or die!

        It is very fortunate that you have found us before it is too late!
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        - Proverbs 15:3

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        • #5
          Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

          Bob, As far as I am concerned, you can be as gay as you want but God really has serious issues with you Homersexuals. Being I want to go to Heaven, I have to follow Gods word and not associate with your kind.

          Why not stop having anal sex in bus station bathrooms and get it on with Jesus instead? He can Save Your Soul(c) instead of stealing it.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

            Originally posted by Flatlander View Post
            dude. gay? yeah im a pretty happydude. I got an inftaction a minute ago. i forgot wht you said. gay? you mean queer right?
            I never called you "gay." I called you "homosexual."

            I guess we can add "retard" to the list, too.



            YiC,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

              smith. ur kinda fat an cute. I like you. had to gett myself off earlyer cause my bf get mad when he catchs me looking at porn. you guys must be vets or something cause you have alot of medals on your page.

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                Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

                Originally posted by Flatlander View Post
                smith. ur kinda fat an cute. I like you. had to gett myself off earlyer cause my bf get mad when he catchs me looking at porn. you guys must be vets or something cause you have alot of medals on your page.
                Why would we be bothered about curing animals in any way? Animals just make more animals to replace any that die.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

                  Originally posted by Flatlander View Post
                  smith. ur kinda fat an cute. I like you. had to gett myself off earlyer cause my bf get mad when he catchs me looking at porn. you guys must be vets or something cause you have alot of medals on your page.
                  Boy, if you are trying to shock us, you are going to have to dig deeper than that. Most True Christians(tm) led lives of sin and depravity that would curl your toes, but no matter how bad it got, the Blood of the Lamb washes those sins away!



                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • #10
                    Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

                    I see the Internet Short Bus broke down again and left a bunch of "special" kids at Landover.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: I hate intros on forums. I am Bob. I am Gay.

                      Originally posted by Flatlander View Post
                      ...I like you. had to gett myself off earlyer...
                      The True Christians™ don't like it when you discuss masturbating.

                      at least in public

                      I meant the discussing

                      not the masturbating

                      great now I've got myself all confused

                      and they'll misconstrue that too


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