Greetings to all.

[RepentOrBurnInHell]

Pastor Ezekiel, amongst others of our Godly brethren, has admonished me for posting in another thread before introducing myself to his/His flock, and thus I have no choice but to obey.

Firstly, I must say that I first posted here in December of 2010, and was horrified to see that my post count remains at "1" after I posted for a second time yesterday.

Satan works in mysterious ways. Whether it be by encouraging the unsaved to vote for the Godless usurper-in-chief that currently resides in The Black House, or by simply reducing my post count, we must remind ourselves at all times to be wary of his nefarious devices.

I confess, however, that I am somewhat worried by this reduction of my post count. The Great Deceiver may have infiltrated your internet servers, and I hope that you are taking the usual precautions to deny Beelzebub access to your computers.

As an IT consultant, I find that a "liberal" (my apologies for using that horrid word) sprinkling of Holy Water over the server computers generally fixes that issue, although it often results in some heathen electrician rolling their eyes at me and spouting some nonsense about the monstrosity that is "science".

As for my personal introduction, I support myself by helping young women from disadvantaged backgrounds find jobs. It is very spiritually rewarding to see them meet the wealthy men who are willing to pay them for their services.

Some of these women turn away from the Lord, so unfortunately it is occasionally necessary to confine them to the rooms in which they reside and meet their new clients. Many of these nubile young women are new to the country, and thus are particularly vulnerable to the influences of vile people, so I feel it is for the best that they are protected by barred windows and locked doors.

But that's enough about me.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings to all.

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Greetings to all.

As an IT consultant, I find that a "liberal" (my apologies for using that horrid word) sprinkling of Holy Water over the server computers generally fixes that issue, although it often results in some heathen electrician rolling their eyes at me and spouting some nonsense about the monstrosity that is "science".

Dear friend:

As you are presumably aware by now, we are Bible-believing Baptist True Christians™, not Mary-hailing Romanists. Where in the Bible do you find the concept of holy water?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings to all.

Whining about post count and yammering about Papist fantasies deleted

I realize the instructions at the top of the page are easy to overlook. Here, I've posted them below just for you:


The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[landoverlover]

Re: Greetings to all.

Pastor Ezekiel, amongst others of our Godly brethren, has admonished me for posting in another thread before introducing myself to his/His flock, and thus I have no choice but to obey.

Firstly, I must say that I first posted here in December of 2010, and was horrified to see that my post count remains at "1" after I posted for a second time yesterday.

Satan works in mysterious ways. Whether it be by encouraging the unsaved to vote for the Godless usurper-in-chief that currently resides in The Black House, or by simply reducing my post count, we must remind ourselves at all times to be wary of his nefarious devices.

I confess, however, that I am somewhat worried by this reduction of my post count. The Great Deceiver may have infiltrated your internet servers, and I hope that you are taking the usual precautions to deny Beelzebub access to your computers.

As an IT consultant, I find that a "liberal" (my apologies for using that horrid word) sprinkling of Holy Water over the server computers generally fixes that issue, although it often results in some heathen electrician rolling their eyes at me and spouting some nonsense about the monstrosity that is "science".

As for my personal introduction, I support myself by helping young women from disadvantaged backgrounds find jobs. It is very spiritually rewarding to see them meet the wealthy men who are willing to pay them for their services.

Some of these women turn away from the Lord, so unfortunately it is occasionally necessary to confine them to the rooms in which they reside and meet their new clients. Many of these nubile young women are new to the country, and thus are particularly vulnerable to the influences of vile people, so I feel it is for the best that they are protected by barred windows and locked doors.

But that's enough about me.

Indeed, enough about you. An IT consultant who pimps on the side and is "horrified" because you were credited with one post instead of two. Not much to recommend you here, friend. The only number you need be concerned with is ONE (1). One God, One soul (your own to work on saving), and about One more chance to come clean and quit the infantile smarty-pants introduction.