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I am MineCraft88.
I hope to get to know and enjoy the online company of each and every good Christian here.
I hope to get to know and enjoy the online company of each and every good Christian here.
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Re: Hello, friends and brothers.
I doubt that. YOU are a liar, and God hates liarsOriginally posted by MineCraft88 View Post
Psalm 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: Hello, friends and brothers.
That wasn't much of an introduction, boy. Tell us what false church you attend, why you hate Jesus, and how many times a day you spill your seed into your little sister's dirty panties.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Hello, friends and brothers.
88 is code for HH (H is the 8th letter of the alphabet). HH = Heil Hitler.Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
Only True Christians™ here (and me). Sorry....I hope to get to know and enjoy the online company of each and every good Christian here.
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Re: Hello, friends and brothers.
Hi, MineShaft.Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
Why do you hate Jesus?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Hello, friends and brothers.
Although I am convinced that The Lord used Hitler to do his work, there is no reason to praise him, friend. He is probably in hell right now.
You should praise Christ, not Hitler.Comment
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Re: Hello, friends and brothers.
So, we have a Hitler-worshipping seed-spiller who doesn't know how to make a proper introduction. Great. Why am I not surprised?
Why not try again, Minecrap. This time, tell us something about yourself.
YiC,
Pastor Ed
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