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  • Enobarbus
    Professor of English Landover University
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3496

    #106
    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    He hasn't had the ability to do anything wrong, whereas they've put him in quarantine the vast majority of the time he's been on these forums.

    And why are you trying to jump in on something you know little about and have never commented on until now? It's between me, Clown, and Eno. And apparently Al.
    That's right and I am proud of the fact that the system seems to be working well, and hasn't to this day caught an innocent person -- hasn't caught anyone who didn't deserve to be in quarantine.

    And just because I am looking after aspects of the registration process doesn't mean that I outrank any other Admin here or that they don't have as much say as I do in who goes into quarantine and who comes out. Both admins and mods here can voice opinions and vote for particular actions. In fact TCs like StudofLand can voice opinions and be listened to too. In the main there is scarcely ever a formal vote because a decision is usually arrived at by consensus long before that.

    Pastor Al is our Chief Pastor and has final say -- that he often reduces himself to just another voter in the system is just yet another indication of his sweet and humble nature.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #107
      Re: Hi, all.

      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
      Pastor Al is our Chief Pastor and has final say -- that he often reduces himself to just another voter in the system is just yet another indication of his sweet and humble nature.
      Excellent point Brother! Pastor Al is the very picture of Christian modesty and that is why he is our leader. Pastor Al's kindly and forgiving nature is not for the likes of Hellion-on-wheels to take advantage of.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #108
        Re: Hi, all.

        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
        For someone who is not your boyfriend, you go on about him an awful lot. You are sure that you are not a little bit sweet on him? How do you young people put it? Have the hots for him?
        Haha. No, he's much too old for me. He just keeps complaining about being in quarantine, so I feel obliged to help him out. He promises not to insult or threaten you if you let him out.

        You are on our boards and you will treat us with respect or go back into quarantine. Have you read your rights up the top there?
        For the most part, I do treat others with respect. I do my best at holding back my crudest comments for your sake. As does Clown.

        You are like a guest in our home. Get it -- you are on our boards, not in a public place. You don't seem to realise that, do you. Gee even someone like old Rachael Von Hellhound can understand that.
        I understand I'm not on my own turf, but think about this: Without people like Clown, Ixi, Rachel Van Hellsing, Darren, and I, you'll have no one to actually discuss your religion with. All you'll have talk about is how much you hate everything and everyone that doesn't agree with you, and you probably do enough of that at church. To argue with us will either strengthen your religious beliefs or possibly change your views on the world. Or, you just might change our views. This is a debate, and that's why we're here.
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

        Moderatio est Figmentum

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #109
          Re: Hi, all.

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          I understand I'm not on my own turf, but think about this: Without people like Clown, Ixi, Rachel Van Hellsing, Darren, and I, you'll have no one to actually discuss your religion with. All you'll have talk about is how much you hate everything and everyone that doesn't agree with you, and you probably do enough of that at church. To argue with us will either strengthen your religious beliefs or possibly change your views on the world. Or, you just might change our views. This is a debate, and that's why we're here.
          Yes, and we miss Icky! I suspect that YOU or your homer boyfriend Klunky the Klown scared her away.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • hellion
            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
            • Nov 2006
            • 564

            #110
            Re: Hi, all.

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Yes, and we miss Icky! I suspect that YOU or your homer boyfriend Klunky the Klown scared her away.
            Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

            Moderatio est Figmentum

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #111
              Re: Hi, all.

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.
              And you can't argue with a clown either. It's like picking on a retard. Sure its fun for awhile, but it gets to be boring and repititious pretty quickly.

              Plus, we got a recent photo of your buddy from the Department Of Faith. He looks like a homer from here.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #112
                Re: Hi, all.

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                But do you actually think that the bible was written by THEE god? Or even if it was, the bible that was written by THEE god was translated hundreds of times.
                Unless you're addressing God directly, and using the objective case of "thou" (in which case you want to insert a comma between "thee" and "God"), I suspect the word you're looking for is "the." If you have to mispell words, try not to draw attention to the fact by capitalising them.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #113
                  Re: Hi, all.

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.
                  If we wish to debate, we will converse with a master debater, not an imbecile like your Killer Klown, the Outed Spazz.

                  Other than intelligent debate with those seeking to share well-considered views, we are here to help the unsaved understand where they're headed and the Option available to them.

                  Unlike a stock option, this Option is guaranteed to appreciate. Yet Salvation is free to all who wish to possess it! All it requires is unquestioning, unwavering faith in God's Word, as dictated to the scribes of King James in 1611.

                  Some will doubtless bring up tithing; however, the requirement to financially support this, God's One True Holy Church, is included in God's Word. Those who truly believe will joyously tithe, to further the Lord's work.


                  Now, perhaps if you were to ask a question in an intelligent manner which respects our intelligence -- by thinking about what you want to discuss, paying attention to your grammar and spelling, and assembling a coherent query or point of concern to share -- you'd find your postings replied to with more intelligent answers.

                  If instead you choose to rant like a lunatic or a child, you will continue to be treated as such.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #114
                    Re: Hi, all.

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.
                    Friend,

                    We fear no debate! With Christ on our side we are the master debaters! Your' clown army won't save you friend.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • hellion
                      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 564

                      #115
                      Re: Hi, all.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      And you can't argue with a clown either. It's like picking on a retard. Sure its fun for awhile, but it gets to be boring and repititious pretty quickly.

                      Plus, we got a recent photo of your buddy from the Department Of Faith. He looks like a homer from here.
                      Clown has longer hair than that, and he's bigger. Also, he doesn't like ICP. So I doubt that's him. And Clown is far from retarded, or funny for that matter. Although he's blatant and prefers swearing continuously as opose to reciting bible versus, he's a great debator.
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                      Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • Student of Landover
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 184

                        #116
                        Re: Hi, all.

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Clown has longer hair than that, and he's bigger. Also, he doesn't like ICP. So I doubt that's him. And Clown is far from retarded, or funny for that matter. Although he's blatant and prefers swearing continuously as opose to reciting bible versus, he's a great debator.
                        Anybody who really needs to swear continuously cannot be a "great debator". It says little for his debating skills.
                        Jeremiah.17.15
                        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #117
                          Re: Hi, all.

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          Clown has longer hair than that, and he's bigger. Also, he doesn't like ICP. So I doubt that's him. And Clown is far from retarded, or funny for that matter. Although he's blatant and prefers swearing continuously as opose to reciting bible versus, he's a great debator.
                          I noticed that you didn't deny that your friend clownyboy puts his hands on strange men's rear ends in public toilets. It seems that the DOF has hit pay dirt once again.

                          We don't approve of sodomite clowns. Clownyboy's DOF file includes information about his membership in an orgiastic coven of perverts. There is even an organized effort to shut them down.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #118
                            Re: Hi, all.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I noticed that you didn't deny that your friend clownyboy puts his hands on strange men's rear ends in public toilets. It seems that the DOF has hit pay dirt once again.

                            We don't approve of sodomite clowns. Clownyboy's DOF file includes information about his membership in an orgiastic coven of perverts. There is even an organized effort to shut them down.
                            Clown's straight. And he's not a porn star. I'm a little awed to why you'd go around looking for Clown pornography to begin with, but that's your business. Not mine. Also, Clown doesn't go around grabbing guy's butts, or any other male body part for that matter.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #119
                              Re: Hi, all.

                              Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                              Anybody who really needs to swear continuously cannot be a "great debator". It says little for his debating skills.
                              He doesn't need to swear continuously. He prefers to. I don't think swearing is all that bad. If you're trying to make an aggressive statement, it's okay. And I see so called 'christians' swearing on this site...
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                              Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • Enobarbus
                                Professor of English Landover University
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3496

                                #120
                                Re: Hi, all.

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                He doesn't need to swear continuously. He prefers to. I don't think swearing is all that bad. If you're trying to make an aggressive statement, it's okay. And I see so called 'christians' swearing on this site...
                                He doesn't need to swear continuously. He prefers to.
                                It's not a very bright preference. How do you know that he doesn't need to? He never stops, so we can't tell.

                                Also, Clown doesn't go around grabbing guy's butts, or any other male body part for that matter.
                                Do you follow him every time that he goes to the men's room? Are you with him when he goes prowling around the YMCA loos and public restrooms? How many hours of the day do you spend together? A very odd relationship you two have...
                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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