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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #61
    Re: Proof that God exists

    Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
    In the mean-time, it is still disturbing that the Women of LBC have such a vocal voice here, when God instructed silence, which is the opposite. We must obey God in all things!
    Oh, please do share which posts expose me refusing to be obedient unto the LORD....

    I'll wait....

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • SavedByTheBlood1611
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2012
      • 15

      #62
      Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

      I apologize for my rude behavior to a sister in Christ. It has been made clear to be my Brother Hutchins.

      I will carry the infraction with shame and it will remind me to respect EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY BETTERS of this forum.

      PRAISE THE LORD!
      Last edited by James Hutchins; 06-29-2012, 05:21 PM. Reason: Typo
      Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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      • SavedByTheBlood1611
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2012
        • 15

        #63
        Re: Proof that God exists

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Oh, please do share which posts expose me refusing to be obedient unto the LORD....

        I'll wait....


        I would converse with you but since I do not agree with you and said so and did not apologize, I received a forum infraction. So I am going to read my bible, pray to the Lord God and let God Himself deal this problem in his own time.

        Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #64
          Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

          Now that that's clear, I need someone to mow my lawn. It's too damn hot for me.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • SavedByTheBlood1611
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2012
            • 15

            #65
            Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Now that that's clear, I need someone to mow my lawn. It's too damn hot for me.
            Nobar! I will gladly bring out my mower and trim the hairs of your yard!
            Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #66
              Re: Proof that God exists

              Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
              I would converse with you but since I do not agree with you and said so and did not apologize, I received a forum infraction. So I am going to read my bible, pray to the Lord God and let God Himself deal this problem in his own time.
              Just who do you think you are?!? Listen pal, this is OUR FORUM, not yours. See where it says Unsaved Trash under your name? See that? That means you're UNSAVED TRASH and that you're currently destined for an eternity getting buttraped by demons in the Lake of Fire.

              Sister Etheldreda is SAVED©, which means she is going to spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus. If you can't get that simple fact through your fat skull, then you have exactly ZERO chance of attaining the Kingdom. She may be a mere woman, but just because you have a tallywhacker doesn't make you better than her!
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              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • SavedByTheBlood1611
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2012
                • 15

                #67
                Re: Proof that God exists

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                you're currently destined for an eternity getting buttraped by demons in the Lake of Fire.
                Demons have PENISES????

                Sorry! I'm saved and going to Heaven anyway! nanananananna
                Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #68
                  Re: Proof that God exists

                  Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
                  Demons have PENISES????
                  Yes, giant flaming ones covered with barbs and hooks.
                  Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
                  Sorry! I'm saved and going to Heaven anyway! nanananananna


                  And you showed so much promise at first. I'll be praying for your soul.
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                  Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #69
                    Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

                    Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
                    Nobar! I will gladly bring out my mower and trim the hairs of your yard!
                    Please refer to me as Mr. King and that wasn't the yard I was referring to.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #70
                      Re: Proof that God exists

                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      Yes, giant flaming ones covered with barbs and hooks.




                      And you showed so much promise at first. I'll be praying for your soul.
                      I had high hopes too. But todays little 'episodes' certainly dashed Jesuses (and my) hopes for a bright future.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Adam Fag
                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 632

                        #71
                        Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

                        Hey, guys! Let's get the thread back on track! I've been to France, I went by train, no-one would sit with me, I'd had a bath and was not on dope. Need I say more? I think not.
                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #72
                          Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

                          Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                          Hey, guys! Let's get the thread back on track! I've been to France, I went by train, no-one would sit with me, I'd had a bath and was not on dope. Need I say more? I think not.
                          When specifically was it that you were not on dope?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Adam Fag
                            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 632

                            #73
                            Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            When specifically was it that you were not on dope?
                            then
                            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #74
                              Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

                              Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                              then
                              If you're not on it since then that explains the coherent nature of your last two posts.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Adam Fag
                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 632

                                #75
                                Re: Proof that Foreigners are insane dope addicts

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                If you're not on it since then that explains the coherent nature of your last two posts.
                                I was not "on it" in Bruges, too. Have you been there? Vile is not the word! I was in a mad rush, got lost, cars, roads and speed traps to drive you nuts and I had to get back to Warks 'cause the girls who board with me are, how can I put it? "Odd" fits the bill I think know what I mean? But all I got in the end was more France. What a waste of time!

                                The wogs start there, they say
                                10/12/2011
                                The newspapers are full of the story today. The UK has rejected the new EU financial treaty. At the same time the British seem to think they will be allowed to remain in the political and economic entity called the European Union. Not surprisingly the major European powers are enraged and disdainful. Sarkosy refused to shake Cameron's hand at the end of the day. Isn't that enough of a message?
                                Looks like the thread is truth!

                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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