[James Hutchins]

Re: Final call

You could try tithing to the Church, God would see you suffering. Maybe in a few years, He might listen to what you have to say.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Final call

Hello Moonlight Whore - or do you prefer to be called Nicole?

It seems to me that you wish to repent your previous sins
If that is so then you need to convince us that your previous misdemeanours were as a result of Satan entering you and filling you with his vile outpourings.
You also need to convince us that you won't allow him to do this again.

Tell us how you will move forward towards our Lord, and stop telling us you are about to leave unless you are - in which case

All the best

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Final call

Anyway Pastor Zeke no one here's going to beleive me so what's the point?

Exactly.

[Nobar King]

Re: Final call

Is this bitch pouring drinks, or something? Because that's what I expect when I hear "final call". Otherwise, she can just heave-ho back to her room at daddy's house.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Final call

Is it just me who doesn't have the slightest clue who this egomaniac trollop is/was?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Final call

I know but I fear the number of stupid mistakes I've made on these forums have cost me too much. I've hurt a man who beleived in me and destroyed the trust you guys put in me.

You have no idea what I'd give to undo what I've done to you but what's done is done.

Anyway Pastor Zeke no one here's going to beleive me so what's the point?

Dear, we know what you've done on the forum. The kindly pastor is offering you a chance of redemption with the True Christian™ community by confessing those hideous sins that you've committed off the forum. As embarrassing as it may feel to your spirit now, confessing those most depraved and shocking sins first will help you. There's a reason the good pastor suggested you start with the sex orgies. It is obvious you've engaged in all kinds of steamy, sweaty, disgusting behaviors. Those are the ones weighing so heavily on your spirit right now. Unburden yourself dear, and share with us your secret heterosexual and homosexual liaisons. You won't regret it. I promise.

[Moonlight Whore]

Re: Final call

Dear, we know what you've done on the forum. The kindly pastor is offering you a chance of redemption with the True Christian™ community by confessing those hideous sins that you've committed off the forum. As embarrassing as it may feel to your spirit now, confessing those most depraved and shocking sins first will help you. There's a reason the good pastor suggested you start with the sex orgies. It is obvious you've engaged in all kinds of steamy, sweaty, disgusting behaviors. Those are the ones weighing so heavily on your spirit right now. Unburden yourself dear, and share with us your secret heterosexual and homosexual liaisons. You won't regret it. I promise.

Of course, tell all my darkest secrets to the world. I only tell such things to those I trust.
And one of them is among you... and he hates me.

Figure me out yourself. Rev. M Rodimer, I know how you feel about me. I feel it myself.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Final call

Of course, tell all my darkest secrets to the world. I only tell such things to those I trust.
And one of them is among you... and he hates me.

Figure me out yourself. Rev. M Rodimer, I know how you feel about me. I feel it myself.

That sounds like a rather complicated relationship. You do know the good Reverend prefers the company of the Widow Helen to random emo goths on the internet, I hope?

[Moonlight Whore]

Re: Final call

That sounds like a rather complicated relationship. You do know the good Reverend prefers the company of the Widow Helen to random emo goths on the internet, I hope?

There is nothing between me and him. I think he hates me because of what I did. He guided me in the ways of your beleifs and I threw it away.

Not that that matters now, I will look into being a Christian, just not here.

emo, goth. Why does noone get it right?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Final call

There is nothing ......... emo, goth. Why does noone get it right?

No one (it is two words) 'gets it' because there is little 'to get'.
You lied, cheated and slutted your life away. You spit at those who have offered a hand out of the gutter. You have stolen from those that have opened to doors of Gods heart to you.
Did I miss something?

[Moonlight Whore]

Re: Final call

No one (it is two words) 'gets it' because there is little 'to get'.
You lied, cheated and slutted your life away. You spit at those who have offered a hand out of the gutter. You have stolen from those that have opened to doors of Gods heart to you.
Did I miss something?

I will admit that my life is really messed up and nothing is going to change until I change.
I'll leave you guys here in peace while I try to figure things out and will probably come back once I've got my head straightened out.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Final call

There is nothing between me and him. I think he hates me because of what I did. He guided me in the ways of your beleifs and I threw it away.

Not that that matters now, I will look into being a Christian, just not here.

emo, goth. Why does noone get it right?

I don't hate you, I just have no desire to expend effort on helping you get to know Jesus when all you want to do is set us all up again so you and your friends can mock us.

What's next? You'll spend a week reading the Bible, then tell us about your great weekend being tentacle-raped by Cthulhu? Or how you joined a Wiccan cult and ate a Christian baby after sacrificing its blood to Satan? Or will your friends convince you to . . . vote Obama?

Sorry, there are people here who actually want to learn about Jesus, not just make fun of God and His followers.

Maybe you should read the Real Bible Stories site, or the Bible in a Year section (both are linked in my signature), and we shall see what (if anything) you learn about what happens when you mock God.

[Moonlight Whore]

Re: Final call

I really need help from you guys but what I need to know is if I confess my sins to you I’ll receive that help.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Final call

I really need help from you guys but what I need to know is if I confess my sins to you I’ll receive that help.

The Word says that if we confess our sins James 5:16 to one another, our combined prayers will help immensely.

It's too bad you're not a True Christian ™ or we could totally do that.

[Moonlight Whore]

Re: Final call

The Word says that if we confess our sins James 5:16 to one another, our combined prayers will help immensely.

It's too bad you're not a True Christian ™ or we could totally do that.

Please tell me that isn't a no