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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309
    #106
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Freehold?

    I thought Jim was doing his retreats in Des Moines. Has that changed?
    No, I don't believe so. But we're flying in and out of Landover Field. The airport in Des Moines is lousy with immigrants and the like, so we avoid it like the plague. So the girls (if Angelie decides to join us) will get to see a bit of our quaint little community before they're whisked off for their weekend on non-stop ministering in the very capable hands of Reverend Jim! Glory!
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    Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #107
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
        No, I don't believe so. But we're flying in and out of Landover Field. The airport in Des Moines is lousy with immigrants and the like, so we avoid it like the plague. So the girls (if Angelie decides to join us) will get to see a bit of our quaint little community before they're whisked off for their weekend on non-stop ministering in the very capable hands of Reverend Jim! Glory!
        Oh, I see!

        I didn't realize they were allowing Unsaved Trash at the airport nowadays. Then again, it is outside the gates.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309
            #108
            Re: Introduction

            Well technically, forum members aren't unsaved trash, but I do share your concerns. They will be escorted at all times by a Landover Pastor of God(c) so there shouldn't be any issues.
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            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • Angelie
                Beloved Sister in God
                Like Joan of Arc, but not Catholic or uppity.
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2012
                • 101
                #109
                Re: Introduction

                A bottle of champagne from Reverend Jim? I shouldn't. It goes straight to my head. I'm liable to become a real hot mess.
                Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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                  • Isabel G
                    DOF investigation completed.
                    Checks out perfectly.
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 34
                    #110
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Angelie View Post
                    A bottle of champagne from Reverend Jim? I shouldn't. It goes straight to my head. I'm liable to become a real hot mess.
                    Well, whatever you do, don't drink Bacardi in a club or else someone might start shooting at you and you'll wake up in the morning, not being able to remember what happened, next to a strange, smelly dildo.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #111
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Angelie View Post
                        A bottle of champagne from Reverend Jim? I shouldn't. It goes straight to my head. I'm liable to become a real hot mess.
                        Originally posted by Isabel G View Post
                        Well, whatever you do, don't drink Bacardi in a club or else someone might start shooting at you and you'll wake up in the morning, not being able to remember what happened, next to a strange, smelly dildo.
                        You two are a pair to beat a full house.

                        Are both of you going to be Rev. Jim's guest this weekend? You'll do well, I'm sure.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #112
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You two are a pair to beat a full house.

                            Are both of you going to be Rev. Jim's guest this weekend? You'll do well, I'm sure.
                            I'm sending him a nice box of Swiffer WetJet refills.

                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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