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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #91
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Isabel G View Post
    Why don't you trust me? You accepted my friend request, doesn't that mean you want to be my friend? Please don't be stuck up, just because you're so pretty. I really want you to like me!
    Probably because, as I pointed out in your own intro thread, your chosen username is three letters short of declaring yourself an irrational European from an imaginary country.

    Is A Belg-ian, indeed!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #92
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
      Why don't you trust her? She was thoroughly vetted by our Department of Faith and she passed with flying colors! Angelie, I hope you're not jealous of her, because jealousy is a sin.
      By nature women do not trust each other. They instinctively know that other women are in competition to snare a manly True Christian(tm) into their craven wombs.

      It is part of their hateful nature to be jealous.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #93
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Probably because, as I pointed out in your own intro thread, your chosen username is three letters short of declaring yourself an irrational European from an imaginary country.

        Is A Belg-ian, indeed!
        Rest easy Reverend. She is not some sort of Queeropean. According to the DOF, she a half Puerto Rican who comes from a criminal background that lives in Brooklyn. Her father tried to kill her mother and she survived some sort of medical emergency when she was eight.

        I doubt she even knows the legend of the mythical country of Belgum.
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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #94
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
          Rest easy Reverend. She is not some sort of Queeropean. According to the DOF, she a half Puerto Rican who comes from a criminal background that lives in Brooklyn. Her father tried to kill her mother and she survived some sort of medical emergency when she was eight.

          I doubt she even knows the legend of the mythical country of Belgum.


          I half Puerto Rican? But they're mixed-race anyway. What does that make her, an octoroon?

          Do they even count as humans?

          I'm pretty sure they all worship Cthulhu and enjoy tentacle rape pornography, waiting for their "transformation" when they will all have tentacles, too.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Isabel G
            DOF investigation completed.
            Checks out perfectly.
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2012
            • 34

            #95
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post


            I half Puerto Rican? But they're mixed-race anyway. What does that make her, an octoroon?

            Do they even count as humans?

            I'm pretty sure they all worship Cthulhu and enjoy tentacle rape pornography, waiting for their "transformation" when they will all have tentacles, too.
            I know you're suspicious of me Reverend, but the fact is that the kind of things I go through aren't things I'd be able to go through alone, and I have no issue sharing my testimony. I made it through things that the majority of American society just won't see in their lives except on the news- and God brought me through. You weren't there when He did it for me. You weren't there when the doctors looked at my 8 year old self barely clinging to life one day and leaving the hospital in a week. I was there. I LIVED grace

            I don't mean to sound uppity, but my love for the Lord pushes me into realms of spiritually that are difficult to enter, at the same time it's literal- I was not supposed to live to be nineteen according to humans. I should have died at the age of eight. But Jesus let me live, then He made me a dildo addict, then He cured me again.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #96
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Isabel G View Post
              I don't mean to sound uppity, but my love for the Lord pushes me into realms of spiritually that are difficult to enter
              Dark vistas of forbidden terror, I expect.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #97
                Re: Introduction

                Isabel, you have been selected to win a weekend trip to Rev. Osborne's Brentwood Ca ranch. Please PM me a picture of your passport. Apparently the last winner was not of age (I certainly thought she was older than 15) and there was a little 'issue'.
                This part of the kind Reverends 'Reach Out and Touch a Minority' program.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #98
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Isabel, you have been selected to win a weekend trip to Rev. Osborne's Brentwood Ca ranch. Please PM me a picture of your passport. Apparently the last winner was not of age (I certainly thought she was older than 15) and there was a little 'issue'.
                  This part of the kind Reverends 'Reach Out and Touch a Minority' program.
                  Well, I suppose if she's been selected to meet Reverend Osborne, she can't be all bad. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As long as there are no "hot mess" poems. I know exactly what "hot mess" means, the secret occult codex, from my days studying demonology while in seminary.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #99
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Well, I suppose if she's been selected to meet Reverend Osborne, she can't be all bad. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As long as there are no "hot mess" poems. I know exactly what "hot mess" means, the secret occult codex, from my days studying demonology while in seminary.
                    You know the Reverend, he always wants to 'meet and greet' the new flowers of the congregation. I am surprised of his offer of the plane fare though.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #100
                      Re: Introduction

                      I'll be at LaGuardia Friday at about 2:00PM EST. I go wheels up at 2:45 whether she's on board or not. Isabel, you better have it together by Friday, I wouldn't want you to disappoint a Pastor.
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                      • Isabel G
                        DOF investigation completed.
                        Checks out perfectly.
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 34

                        #101
                        Re: Introduction

                        I sent a pm to Mr. Hutchins, so I should be ready on Friday. What should I bring? Besides clothes I mean. A toothbrush, my Bible and stuff? Where am I going to sleep?

                        I'm sorry, Im just real excited that God is giving me this opportunity to meet you all! I can't wait!

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                        • Angelie
                          Beloved Sister in God
                          Like Joan of Arc, but not Catholic or uppity.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 101

                          #102
                          Re: Introduction

                          I'm so happy for you, Isabel. I hope someday that I will get to see Freehold.
                          Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #103
                            Re: Introduction

                            Well, if you can get yourself packed by Friday, I could fly you both out. I'm sure you'd have lots to talk about, seeing as you're both from Brooklin.

                            I'll just need to check with a Pastor to get approval.
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                            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #104
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by Isabel G View Post
                              I sent a pm to Mr. Hutchins, so I should be ready on Friday. What should I bring? Besides clothes I mean. A toothbrush, my Bible and stuff? Where am I going to sleep?

                              I'm sorry, Im just real excited that God is giving me this opportunity to meet you all! I can't wait!
                              You don't need to bring much, Reverend Jim usually has a few outfits picked out for you to wear. Also, are you allergic to any antibiotics or other medications? The Reverend will need a complete medical history as well. See you soon dear!
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                              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #105
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by Angelie View Post
                                I'm so happy for you, Isabel. I hope someday that I will get to see Freehold.
                                Freehold?

                                I thought Jim was doing his retreats in Des Moines. Has that changed?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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