[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

Why don't you trust me? You accepted my friend request, doesn't that mean you want to be my friend? Please don't be stuck up, just because you're so pretty. I really want you to like me!

Probably because, as I pointed out in your own intro thread, your chosen username is three letters short of declaring yourself an irrational European from an imaginary country.

Is A Belg-ian, indeed!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Why don't you trust her? She was thoroughly vetted by our Department of Faith and she passed with flying colors! Angelie, I hope you're not jealous of her, because jealousy is a sin.

By nature women do not trust each other. They instinctively know that other women are in competition to snare a manly True Christian(tm) into their craven wombs.

It is part of their hateful nature to be jealous.

YIC

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Probably because, as I pointed out in your own intro thread, your chosen username is three letters short of declaring yourself an irrational European from an imaginary country.

Is A Belg-ian, indeed!

Rest easy Reverend. She is not some sort of Queeropean. According to the DOF, she a half Puerto Rican who comes from a criminal background that lives in Brooklyn. Her father tried to kill her mother and she survived some sort of medical emergency when she was eight.

I doubt she even knows the legend of the mythical country of Belgum.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Rest easy Reverend. She is not some sort of Queeropean. According to the DOF, she a half Puerto Rican who comes from a criminal background that lives in Brooklyn. Her father tried to kill her mother and she survived some sort of medical emergency when she was eight.

I doubt she even knows the legend of the mythical country of Belgum.

I half Puerto Rican? But they're mixed-race anyway. What does that make her, an octoroon?

Do they even count as humans?

I'm pretty sure they all worship Cthulhu and enjoy tentacle rape pornography, waiting for their "transformation" when they will all have tentacles, too.

[Isabel G]

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I half Puerto Rican? But they're mixed-race anyway. What does that make her, an octoroon?

Do they even count as humans?

I'm pretty sure they all worship Cthulhu and enjoy tentacle rape pornography, waiting for their "transformation" when they will all have tentacles, too.

I know you're suspicious of me Reverend, but the fact is that the kind of things I go through aren't things I'd be able to go through alone, and I have no issue sharing my testimony. I made it through things that the majority of American society just won't see in their lives except on the news- and God brought me through. You weren't there when He did it for me. You weren't there when the doctors looked at my 8 year old self barely clinging to life one day and leaving the hospital in a week. I was there. I LIVED grace

I don't mean to sound uppity, but my love for the Lord pushes me into realms of spiritually that are difficult to enter, at the same time it's literal- I was not supposed to live to be nineteen according to humans. I should have died at the age of eight. But Jesus let me live, then He made me a dildo addict, then He cured me again.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I don't mean to sound uppity, but my love for the Lord pushes me into realms of spiritually that are difficult to enter

Dark vistas of forbidden terror, I expect.

[James Hutchins]

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Isabel, you have been selected to win a weekend trip to Rev. Osborne's Brentwood Ca ranch. Please PM me a picture of your passport. Apparently the last winner was not of age (I certainly thought she was older than 15) and there was a little 'issue'.
This part of the kind Reverends 'Reach Out and Touch a Minority' program.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

Isabel, you have been selected to win a weekend trip to Rev. Osborne's Brentwood Ca ranch. Please PM me a picture of your passport. Apparently the last winner was not of age (I certainly thought she was older than 15) and there was a little 'issue'.
This part of the kind Reverends 'Reach Out and Touch a Minority' program.

Well, I suppose if she's been selected to meet Reverend Osborne, she can't be all bad. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As long as there are no "hot mess" poems. I know exactly what "hot mess" means, the secret occult codex, from my days studying demonology while in seminary.

[James Hutchins]

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Well, I suppose if she's been selected to meet Reverend Osborne, she can't be all bad. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As long as there are no "hot mess" poems. I know exactly what "hot mess" means, the secret occult codex, from my days studying demonology while in seminary.

You know the Reverend, he always wants to 'meet and greet' the new flowers of the congregation. I am surprised of his offer of the plane fare though.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'll be at LaGuardia Friday at about 2:00PM EST. I go wheels up at 2:45 whether she's on board or not. Isabel, you better have it together by Friday, I wouldn't want you to disappoint a Pastor.

[Isabel G]

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I sent a pm to Mr. Hutchins, so I should be ready on Friday. What should I bring? Besides clothes I mean. A toothbrush, my Bible and stuff? Where am I going to sleep?

I'm sorry, Im just real excited that God is giving me this opportunity to meet you all! I can't wait!

[Angelie]

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I'm so happy for you, Isabel. I hope someday that I will get to see Freehold.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Well, if you can get yourself packed by Friday, I could fly you both out. I'm sure you'd have lots to talk about, seeing as you're both from Brooklin.

I'll just need to check with a Pastor to get approval.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I sent a pm to Mr. Hutchins, so I should be ready on Friday. What should I bring? Besides clothes I mean. A toothbrush, my Bible and stuff? Where am I going to sleep?

I'm sorry, Im just real excited that God is giving me this opportunity to meet you all! I can't wait!

You don't need to bring much, Reverend Jim usually has a few outfits picked out for you to wear. Also, are you allergic to any antibiotics or other medications? The Reverend will need a complete medical history as well. See you soon dear!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm so happy for you, Isabel. I hope someday that I will get to see Freehold.

Freehold?

I thought Jim was doing his retreats in Des Moines. Has that changed?