[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

Never mind, I'm just going to hold my fire. I will not be caught being disrespectful to a True Christian on God's Favorite Forum. I was told to keep a respectful tongue in my head while addressing my betters, and that's what I intend to do.

Good attitude! God likes it when a woman knows her place. Keep it up and a single man might notice you and enable you to perform female duties.

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Good attitude! God likes it when a woman knows her place. Keep it up and a single man might notice you and enable you to perform female duties.

Well I'm glad that I'm at least doing something right! I would hate to be sent to Hell because I was disrespectful on God's Favorite Forum.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Introduction

Well I'm glad that I'm at least doing something right! I would hate to be sent to Hell because I was disrespectful on God's Favorite Forum.

Well congratulations Angelie, you are now a forum member

Isn't it time you put up an avatar or picture of yourself - it seems so much more personal than just talking to a name (as lovely as your name is). Do you have any hobbies?

YIC

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Do you have any hobbies?

YIC

I write and sing. I also play a little guitar.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

I write and sing. I also play a little guitar.

Have you considered a full-sized guitar?

After all, the Bible tells us to make a joyful noise unto the Lord, not a tinny twang.

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Have you considered a full-sized guitar?

After all, the Bible tells us to make a joyful noise unto the Lord, not a tinny twang.

I mean I don't play much. My guitar is full-sized, but I sing a lot more than I play guitar. My singing did match me up with my new fiancee after all.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

Fiancée implies female. Are you some sort of dyke?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

Fiancée implies female. Are you some sort of dyke?

Perhaps she went to public school, and meant fiancé.

Or perhaps she went to an inner-city school, and meant Beyonce!

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Fiancée implies female. Are you some sort of dyke?

No that's just nasty.

Perhaps she went to public school, and meant fiancé.

Or perhaps she went to an inner-city school, and meant Beyonce!

I went to public school, meant fiance, made a major mistake. Sorry about that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

I went to public school, meant fiance, made a major mistake. Sorry about that.

Well, mistakes happen. Welcome, Angelie!

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Well, mistakes happen. Welcome, Angelie!

Thank you for your kind welcome. I hope to learn as much as possible about Jesus from you all, that I may become truly Saved.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

No that's just nasty.



I went to public school, meant fiance, made a major mistake. Sorry about that.

Why is it nasty? It needed clearing up, really. It's not like you should have an elephant in the room situation with Jesus.

Unless you meant the thought of being a dyke was nasty, in which case I see what you mean.

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Why is it nasty? It needed clearing up, really. It's not like you should have an elephant in the room situation with Jesus.

Unless you meant the thought of being a dyke was nasty, in which case I see what you mean.

I meant the thought of being a dyke. It's just wrong on more levels than I really want to go into.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

I meant the thought of being a dyke. It's just wrong on more levels than I really want to go into.

Why?

You're right, of course, I just want to see how on your toes you are with the scripture. It's a good exercise for you.

[Deaner]

Re: Introduction

I come with an open heart and empty hands.
Yours in Christ,
Angelie

Dearest Angelie;

Christ has whispered in my ear that He has something for both your empty hands and empty heart.

Do not fear. Just put something loose and accessible on and allow the love of Christ flow thru you with a pulsating motion that only the Holy Spirit can provide.

If you are confused; please videotape your attempts to allow Christ's love to enter you. Many are scared at the size and magnitude of His care but do not be afraid.

If you are still struggling with accepting the length and greatness of His love; the Pastors at LBC will line up, one behind the other, until you find the fulfillment you are comfortable with. A copy of the video will be provided to you to help in your instruction.

Take care my child.

YIC

Deaner