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  • Angelie
    Beloved Sister in God
    Like Joan of Arc, but not Catholic or uppity.
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2012
    • 101

    #46
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Why?

    You're right, of course, I just want to see how on your toes you are with the scripture. It's a good exercise for you.
    Homosexuality is an abomination-
    Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
    Leviticus 20:13- If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Homosexuals will not inherit the Kingdom of God-
    1 Corinthians 6:9-10- Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


    The Bible states that there will be no sodomy among God's people-
    Deuteronomy 23:17- There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
    Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #47
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Angelie View Post
      Homosexuality is an abomination-
      Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
      Leviticus 20:13- If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

      Homosexuals will not inherit the Kingdom of God-
      1 Corinthians 6:9-10- Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
      Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


      The Bible states that there will be no sodomy among God's people-
      Deuteronomy 23:17- There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
      GLORY! God's word is unambiguous and constant!

      Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Angelie
        Beloved Sister in God
        Like Joan of Arc, but not Catholic or uppity.
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 101

        #48
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        GLORY! God's word is unambiguous and constant!

        Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
        Praise God for His consistency!
        Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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        • SavedByTheBlood1611
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2012
          • 15

          #49
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Angelie View Post
          Praise God for His consistency!
          AMEN
          Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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          • SavedByTheBlood1611
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2012
            • 15

            #50
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Dearest Angelie;

            Christ has whispered in my ear that He has something for both your empty hands and empty heart.

            Do not fear. Just put something loose and accessible on and allow the love of Christ flow thru you with a pulsating motion that only the Holy Spirit can provide.

            If you are confused; please videotape your attempts to allow Christ's love to enter you. Many are scared at the size and magnitude of His care but do not be afraid.

            If you are still struggling with accepting the length and greatness of His love; the Pastors at LBC will line up, one behind the other, until you find the fulfillment you are comfortable with. A copy of the video will be provided to you to help in your instruction.

            Take care my child.

            YIC

            Deaner
            lol lol lol lol lol I just about fell over laughing. Cleverly written, Mr. Deaner!
            Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #51
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
              lol lol lol lol lol I just about fell over laughing. Cleverly written, Mr. Deaner!
              What's funny about Deaner instructing a young lady on how best to receive the love of Jesus deep within her?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment

              • SavedByTheBlood1611
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2012
                • 15

                #52
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                What's funny about Deaner instructing a young lady on how best to receive the love of Jesus deep within her?
                lol I'll just bow out of this one.
                Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #53
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
                  lol I'll just bow out of this one.
                  No... you seem to think that saving this poor sinful girl from Satan is a joke!

                  I'm horrified that you can look on the love and devotion Deaner has for guiding young, vulnerable women into the arms of Jesus with derision. By accepting a line up of dedicated men-for-Christ who will all stand firm on her behalf and cover her with the love of the Lord one by one until she is brim full with the Holy Spirit her Salvation® will be accelerated until she is truly anointed.

                  Only at Landover will you find such devotion to spreading the love of Jesus until the sinner is positively dripping with it.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment

                  • SavedByTheBlood1611
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 15

                    #54
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    No... you seem to think that saving this poor sinful girl from Satan is a joke!

                    I'm horrified that you can look on the love and devotion Deaner has for guiding young, vulnerable women into the arms of Jesus with derision. By accepting a line up of dedicated men-for-Christ who will all stand firm on her behalf and cover her with the love of the Lord one by one until she is brim full with the Holy Spirit her Salvation® will be accelerated until she is truly anointed.

                    Only at Landover will you find such devotion to spreading the love of Jesus until the sinner is positively dripping with it.
                    I'm sorry. I should not joke when it comes to lubricating her soul for the ways of Christ. Only by the girding of the loins can the men of God hope to open the hole of her mind to the ways of a True Christian. I pray that the chosen men of LBC hit the hard to find spot where she is needing of the power of Holy Spirit. I find nothing funny about your efforts, and I pray you repeatedly thrust the sword of the Lord, the written Word, forward.

                    I am so uplifted!
                    Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #55
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by SavedByTheBlood1611 View Post
                      I'm sorry. I should not joke when it comes to lubricating her soul for the ways of Christ. Only by the girding of the loins can the men of God hope to open the hole of her mind to the ways of a True Christian. I pray that the chosen men of LBC hit the hard to find spot where she is needing of the power of Holy Spirit. I find nothing funny about your efforts, and I pray you repeatedly thrust the sword of the Lord, the written Word, forward.

                      I am so uplifted!
                      Loins? Why make the love of Jesus sound filthy?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • SavedByTheBlood1611
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 15

                        #56
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Loins? Why make the love of Jesus sound filthy?
                        Luke 12:35" Let your loines be girded about, and your lights burning"

                        We are to put on the whole armor of God! Which the loins are included. We must be ready for the combat against the Devil, especially when instructing a young female follower of Christ.
                        Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #57
                          Re: Introduction

                          I am sorry, I seem to be missing 'the joke'. I would appreciate it if someone would explain it to me.
                          Everyone here likes a good giggle from time to time - remember the retard in the wheel chair who was unable to get traction last winter during the ice storm and he slid all the way down Mt. Ephraim Boulevard out into tradffic on Moses Parkway and the Pastors Hummer flattened him? Landover Channel Six interviewed him just before Satan took him away. "I cud nert stooop. I was preying for God to save me butt all aneeone durd wes lauf'.
                          God does not like 'inside haha-s'. If something is funny, please share it with everyone.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • SavedByTheBlood1611
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 15

                            #58
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            "I cud nert stooop. I was preying for God to save me butt all aneeone durd wes lauf'.
                            Hahahhaha I bet he's still singing that heathen line in hell to this day!
                            Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #59
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              I am sorry, I seem to be missing 'the joke'. I would appreciate it if someone would explain it to me.
                              Everyone here likes a good giggle from time to time - remember the retard in the wheel chair who was unable to get traction last winter during the ice storm and he slid all the way down Mt. Ephraim Boulevard out into tradffic on Moses Parkway and the Pastors Hummer flattened him? Landover Channel Six interviewed him just before Satan took him away. "I cud nert stooop. I was preying for God to save me butt all aneeone durd wes lauf'.
                              God does not like 'inside haha-s'. If something is funny, please share it with everyone.
                              Mr. Etheldreda does a funny impersonation of that interview, have you seen it?



                              I too would like to know what's so silly about Brother Deaner's advice. He's offered advice to me over the years and I will admit they have always been helpful. Mr. Etheldreda appreciates them as well, as they help me become a better wife and mother at home.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #60
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Mr. Etheldreda does a funny impersonation of that interview, have you seen it?



                                .....
                                I have. I think it is on GodsTube also. The part where he drools a little gets me rolling every time. How does he flop his arms about like that?
                                Your husband is a terrific guy to be around. Tell him I expect a chance to win back some of my Shekels at Saturday nights "Jesus Hold 'Em" game at the Landover Mens Club.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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