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  • JoshuaH
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    • Jul 2012
    • 9

    #1

    Hello to all

    I am Joshua Hoggins, I have had Jesus as my life for as long as I had breath in my body. I have come to this true holy forums to seek guidance, and wisdom from those blessed by our lord to have the knowledge to do so.

    I hope to prove my self worthy to your forums and spread the word of the only true way of salvation and entrance into heaven, through the obeying and worshipping of Jesus. Embrace and guide me in the ever infinite wisdom of the Lord.

    I am 20 and living in Kentucky: Blessed be the LORD my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle- Psalm: 144:1
  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Hello to all

    Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
    I am Joshua Hoggins, I have had Jesus as my life for as long as I had breath in my body.
    Welcome Joshua! Doesn't it feel nice to be in the presence of the Lord's very own?

    Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
    I have come to this true holy forums to seek guidance, and wisdom from those blessed by our lord to have the knowledge to do so.
    Well for starters, you can capitalize the Name of our Lord and Savior.

    Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
    I hope to prove my self worthy to your forums and spread the word of the only true way of salvation and entrance into heaven, through the obeying and worshipping of Jesus. Embrace and guide me in the ever infinite wisdom of the Lord.
    Let's get this out of the way first: how well do you know your Bible? We can't chew your food for you, friend. We here at Landover rely solely on the Bible for all wisdom, so we expect that you are also as willing to crack a Bible as the rest of us.

    That said, we welcome those who are as interested in the Bible as us! There is nothing more exhilarating than spending an afternoon deep in Bible study

    Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
    I am 20 and living in Kentucky: Blessed be the LORD my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle- Psalm: 144:1
    Praise Jesus! Kentucky is the place to be if you Love the Lord, let me tell you. Good people down there, in the real pro-America part of America.

    So tell us, Joshua, how is your marriage going? Have you any children to speak of? The Lord gives us only a limited number of years to raise children, so you'd best be on top of that (and your wife!).
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • JoshuaH
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      • Jul 2012
      • 9

      #3
      Re: Hello to all

      Forgive me for not capitalizing our Lords name, I haven't had my computer long. My parents were god fearing christians so I studied my bible night and day. And yes it feels good to be in the ever warm embrace of those who believe in our Lord and Savior, for he is the path to eternal salvation, also I've been married for 4 years with 2 children, hoping for more. How about your self?

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Hello to all

        Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
        Forgive me for not capitalizing our Lords name, I haven't had my computer long. My parents were God fearing Christians so I studied my Bible night and day. And yes it feels good to be in the ever warm embrace of those who believe in our Lord and Savior, for he is the path to eternal salvation, also I've been married for 4 years with 2 children, hoping for more. How about your self?
        Fixed those for you.

        Do tell, Joshua, how do you currently most enjoy sharing God's Word with others?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • JoshuaH
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          • Jul 2012
          • 9

          #5
          Re: Hello to all

          I typically protest with like minded Christians against the godless laws of the liberals trying to spread their filth about abortion and gay marriage, marriage is between a man and a woman, and killing unborns is a unspeakable crime. After any protests and trying to reason with the unbelievers about their fate for not believing in the Lord and their eternal torment in hell, I catch up on the Bible and thank you for fixing my sentence I know it's proably a pain to do, but soon I'll learn, Jesus deserves to be learned for, for he died for my sins and I will never be able to pay back his sacrifice other then through love, worship and total devotion to his words.

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          • Rev. Waynetta Kerr
            Unsaved trash, suspected lezbo
            • Jan 2012
            • 151

            #6
            Re: Hello to all

            Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
            I typically protest with like minded Christians against the godless laws of the liberals trying to spread their filth about abortion and gay marriage, marriage is between a man and a woman, and killing unborns is a unspeakable crime. After any protests and trying to reason with the unbelievers about their fate for not believing in the Lord and their eternal torment in hell, I catch up on the Bible and thank you for fixing my sentence I know it's proably a pain to do, but soon I'll learn, Jesus deserves to be learned for, for he died for my sins and I will never be able to pay back his sacrifice other then through love, worship and total devotion to his words.
            These days we all know better than to take God literally on things like gay marriage and so on. Jesus died so we could learn to love each other perfectly, not so people like you could find things to hate other people for.

            God's love is out there for everyone.
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            Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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            • JoshuaH
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              • Jul 2012
              • 9

              #7
              Re: Hello to all

              There is only one way to "take" God and the bible, and that is, that the bible is the truth, the history of all mankind, created by God him self, teaching us the sacrifice our Lord made for our sins. I do not hate if they repent

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              • Rev. Waynetta Kerr
                Unsaved trash, suspected lezbo
                • Jan 2012
                • 151

                #8
                Re: Hello to all

                Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
                There is only one way to "take" God and the bible, and that is, that the bible is the truth, the history of all mankind, created by God him self, teaching us the sacrifice our Lord made for our sins. I do not hate if they repent
                Oh my! You must really want these people to like you. You're trying so hard to be a hateful bigot.

                When you find true love with another person you will understand why you have to be smart and notice which bits of the Bible are outmoded and were put in there by men to oppress women. Shania and I are very happy and once Britain's laws have entered the 21st century we will be married in my church.

                God is not full of hate; He is a God of love and understanding and compassion for us all.
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                Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                • JoshuaH
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                  • Jul 2012
                  • 9

                  #9
                  Re: Hello to all

                  If, you would be so kind as to perhaps email me, we can go in depth with this conversation if you wish, I'd like to talk with you at length.

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                  • Rev. Waynetta Kerr
                    Unsaved trash, suspected lezbo
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 151

                    #10
                    Re: Hello to all

                    Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
                    If, you would be so kind as to perhaps email me, we can go in depth with this conversation if you wish, I'd like to talk with you at length.
                    I am not really interested in picking up boys on the internet, thank you.
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                    Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                    • JoshuaH
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                      • Jul 2012
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Hello to all

                      And i'm not interested in picking up suspected lesbians over the internet either, thank you, I just wanted to talk, about our beliefs and Jesus. It might do some good.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #12
                        Re: Hello to all

                        Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
                        And i'm not interested in picking up suspected lesbians over the internet either, thank you, I just wanted to talk, about our beliefs and Jesus. It might do some good.
                        Friend, I doubt Wynetta wants you to slip her an internet roofie.
                        Say whay you want in public or say it to Jesus.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #13
                          Re: Hello to all

                          Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
                          And i'm not interested in picking up suspected lesbians over the internet either, thank you, I just wanted to talk, about our beliefs and Jesus. It might do some good.
                          Why so shy?
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: Hello to all

                            Originally posted by JoshuaH View Post
                            And i'm not interested in picking up suspected lesbians over the internet either, thank you, I just wanted to talk, about our beliefs and Jesus. It might do some good.
                            Friend, I love to talk about Jesus! Tell me, what is confusing you now?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Hello to all

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Why so shy?
                              If he starts writing poems about being a "hot mess" . . .
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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