Carlos the queer

[carlos_atheist]

at first i'll tell you i'm an atheist and gay, now you all say you have a problem with me even though you all don't know me. you all believe a book written by someone and don't believe things that are proofed, these things the man is telling you aren't true, the earth is not flat, there is gravity.

sincerely,

an atheist


btw there is nothing wrong with being gay

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

at first i'll tell you i'm an atheist and gay, now you all say you have a problem with me even though you all don't know me. you all believe a book written by someone and don't believe things that are proofed, these things the man is telling you aren't true, the earth is not flat, there is gravity.

sincerely,

an atheist


btw there is nothing wrong with being gay

Sir, this is not the Dear Editor part of your local newspaper. This forum exists to praise the Ever-Loving Holy Name of Christ Jesus, the Alpha and the Omega. If you would kindly register your name and favorite Bible verse on our introductions forum, we can greet you properly.

[Steve]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

at first i'll tell you i'm an atheist and gay,

You're being a bit redundant there.

now you all say you have a problem with me even though you all don't know me.

Not at all. I've been friends with many gaylords over the years. Usually nice people, sometimes not. Just like everyone else. It's God who has a problem with you. He really does not like you. And when I correct a fudgepacker on his chosen lifestyle, I do it in hopes of saving him from God's wrath.

you all believe a book written by someone and don't believe things that are proofed, these things the man is telling you aren't true, the earth is not flat, there is gravity.

And we have your word for this? Not a flat Earth, lol. Anyway I believe there's a thread here that proves the Earth is flat. Just as the KJV Bible proves God is real and will drop-kick you into Hell at the slightest provocation.

sincerely,

an atheist

btw there is nothing wrong with being gay

Sure. Tell your children that. Oh wait...

[James Hutchins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

at first i'll tell you i'm an atheist and gay, now you all say you have a problem with me even though you all don't know me. you all believe a book written by someone and don't believe things that are proofed, these things the man is telling you aren't true, the earth is not flat, there is gravity.

sincerely,

an atheist


btw there is nothing wrong with being gay

Carlos, are you a spic or a beaner? Not that it matters, just curious about how damned you really are.

Carlos, I personally do not care that you are a degenerate pervert. I do care about whether your soul is Saved® and if you can go to Heaven. Are you telling me it is wrong for one man to care deeply about another man?

Tell me Carlos, why did you decide to be a flamer?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Carlos the queer

at first i'll tell you i'm an atheist and gay, now you all say you have a problem with me even though you all don't know me. you all believe a book written by someone and don't believe things that are proofed, these things the man is telling you aren't true, the earth is not flat, there is gravity.

sincerely,

an atheist


btw there is nothing wrong with being gay

I've done you the favor of moving this chunk into your own introduction section.

By the way, all books are written by someone.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Carlos the queer

Another pole-smoking Jesus-hater...I'm shocked.



Hey Carlos, if there is nothing wrong with being a faggot, why does Jesus call it an "abomination" huh? Does that sound like a compliment to you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Carlos the queer

Why are all these atheists so obsessed with using bumholes as cooters and the shape of the earth? It's like they simply cannot accept the rightful dominion of their Lord.

"I want to do sinful things therefore I will seek to disprove God."

This is simply the action of a naughty child. Contrast this with the perfection of True Christianity(tm) where we choose to be as God intended and you will find no need to obsess over silly things like whether earth is round or if stars are not lights in the firmament for signs and seasons. There is no need to look further than scripture for where man came from. How much happier will you be when you give up sodomy?

Get with Jesus! He died temporarily so you wouldn't be a faggot and go to Hell. Stop denying Him.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Carlos the queer

And why are they so eager to tell us all about their sin? Yes, I get it: You like for Negroes and Italian men to insert their forearms into your rectum. Ooh, I'm so shocked!

Truthfully, I think they wouldn't feel the need to burden us with the graphic details of their behavior unless, somewhere deep down inside, they knew it was wrong and were yearning for a firm hand to come along and correct them.

This is the only reason I even bother to engage with these pervos.

[RadicalBelief]

Re: Carlos the queer

And why are they so eager to tell us all about their sin? Yes, I get it: You like for Negroes and Italian men to insert their forearms into your rectum. Ooh, I'm so shocked!

Truthfully, I think they wouldn't feel the need to burden us with the graphic details of their behavior unless, somewhere deep down inside, they knew it was wrong and were yearning for a firm hand to come along and correct them.

This is the only reason I even bother to engage with these pervos.

Absolute truth.
I do not mind trying to help this delusional asspounder to find the right path, but this one has taken several minutes out of his busy sin-schedual only to establish that he's gay, and that we - and Our Lord - are completely wrong.

Pity how stupid some people are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Carlos the queer

at first i'll tell you i'm an atheist and gay, now you all say you have a problem with me even though you all don't know me. you all believe a book written by someone and don't believe things that are proofed, these things the man is telling you aren't true, the earth is not flat, there is gravity.

I have no problem with you being atheist and gay.

I will tell you that God will resurrect you from unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5) at Judgment into an immortal body specifically so He can throw you into His Lake of Fire and burn you alive for all time (Revelation 20-22).

I DO have a problem with you joining a Christian church's discussion forum and immediately telling us that the Bible is a pack of lies.

You people claim to want respect, yet the first thing you do is insult us for not sharing your disbelief. Yet somehow, I doubt you would have the testicular fortitude to stroll into a nearby mosque and tell the occupants that the Koran is the rantings of a drunk pedophile.

This makes you, if you will pardon my slang, a yellow-bellied coward* and an asshole.

* "Yellow-bellied" is a reference to laying face down on the ground in fear and wetting oneself, resulting in a "yellow belly".