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  • Christ of peace
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2012
    • 6
    #1

    Greetings everyone!

    Hello I am new here and have just discovered this wonderful forum. I am 23 years old and have been a man of god my whole life. I go to church with my pastor being Pastor E.Ekezial. He is a great man inspired by god to bring forth his teachings.

    Have a great day
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    • LBC loving Dutchmen
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2011
      • 216
      #2
      Re: Greetings everyone!

      So, you got inspired at birth? Seems pretty unlikely to me. How did you really get Jesus in your life? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is you favorite pie?
      II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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        • Christ of peace
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2012
          • 6
          #3
          Re: Greetings everyone!

          Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
          So, you got inspired at birth? Seems pretty unlikely to me. How did you really get Jesus in your life? What is your favorite Bible verse? What is you favorite pie?
          Yes, when I was born I died but was saved by the almighty who breathed new life into me. My favourite bible verse is Austin 3:16 "Arrive, raise heck, leave". Such an inspiring verse. I love apple pie if you must know
          Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 07-23-2012, 04:16 PM.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Greetings everyone!

              Originally posted by Christ of peace View Post
              Hello I am new here and have just discovered this wonderful forum. I am 23 years old and have been a man of god my whole life. I go to church with my pastor being Pastor E.Ekezial. He is a great man inspired by god to bring forth his teachings.

              Have a great day
              A man of God who can't be bothered to capitalize the pronoun "God"?

              Okaaay.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Christ of peace
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings everyone!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  A man of God who can't be bothered to capitalize the pronoun "God"?

                  Okaaay.
                  Surely a women of your calibre knows that it is not spelt "Okaaay" but "Okay"

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings everyone!

                      Howe many sons has Jesus implanted in your wifes womb?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • LBC loving Dutchmen
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 216
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings everyone!

                          Well, misspelling God seems worse to me than misspelling okay. Btw, as unsaved trash, you might want to skip correcting True Christians like Mary Etheldreda
                          II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                            • Christ of peace
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 6
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings everyone!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Howe many sons has Jesus implanted in your wifes womb?
                              I have 2 sons

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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29453
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings everyone!

                                  Originally posted by Christ of peace View Post
                                  I have 2 sons
                                  I am sorry to hear your seed is weak. Perhaps listening to God instead of telling Him would enable your wife to be more fruitful.
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                    • Redeemed Papist
                                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2011
                                      • 10409
                                      #10
                                      Re: Greetings everyone!

                                      Originally posted by Christ of peace View Post
                                      I have 2 sons
                                      Let's hope they get with Christ instead of being pointless internet trolls.
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                                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                      The truth about volcanos
                                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                        • Christ of peace
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          • Jul 2012
                                          • 6
                                          #11
                                          Re: Greetings everyone!

                                          Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                                          Well, misspelling God seems worse to me than misspelling okay. Btw, as unsaved trash, you might want to skip correcting True Christians like Mary Etheldreda
                                          I have never heard of this women, how am I supposed to know if she is a True Christian? She could be another devil worshipper for all I know.

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                                            • James Hutchins
                                              True Christian™
                                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                               
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 29453
                                              #12
                                              Re: Greetings everyone!

                                              Originally posted by Christ of peace View Post
                                              I have never heard of this women, how am I supposed to know if she is a True Christian? She could be another devil worshipper for all I know.
                                              I take it no one ever accused you of being a smart man?
                                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                • Christ of peace
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  • Jul 2012
                                                  • 6
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Greetings everyone!

                                                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                  Let's hope they get with Christ instead of being pointless internet trolls.
                                                  Do not speak to me in this manner you self righteous lady place
                                                  Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 07-23-2012, 04:19 PM.

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                                                    • LBC loving Dutchmen
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Oct 2011
                                                      • 216
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Greetings everyone!

                                                      Again, I would use a more civil tone against a True Christian. Why do you insult True Christians, and Jesus with it?
                                                      II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                                                        • Redeemed Papist
                                                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Jul 2011
                                                          • 10409
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Greetings everyone!

                                                          Originally posted by Christ of peace View Post
                                                          Do not speak to me in this manner you self righteous lady place
                                                          Or you'll do what? Just do a crazy God-hating meltdown already and get yourself banned. You probably even fail at that. People come here all the time pretending to be Christian just to mock God. Perhaps you can tell us why we are wrong to follow the Bible.
                                                          Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 07-23-2012, 04:19 PM.
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                                                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                          The truth about volcanos
                                                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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