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  • #46
    Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    I think this situation is best handled by a Pastor, trained in the art of rectal demon extraction.

    Do you have any extra salad spoons that you don't need, Reverend? I'm certain you are up to the task.
    Brother, I'm afraid I don't really know there was such a thing as a salad spoon.

    I have soup spoons, and tablespoons, and teaspoons.

    Did you mean one of these?

    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #47
      Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

      Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
      then who changed the title of the post?
      i am riled because accusing someone to be homosexual the way he did is an insult to me even though i have nothing against homosexuals
      "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
      Why all the hate friend? I could care less if you are a queer. God however, has a fairly strong opinion. It is He who should worry you not us.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #48
        Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
        Why all the hate friend? I could care less if you are a queer. God however, has a fairly strong opinion. It is He who should worry you not us.
        i have lost some close friends from std's because they were bi

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        • #49
          Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

          Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
          i have lost some close friends from std's because they were bi
          You sure do have a lot of personal experience to draw from. Are you sure you aren't also an astronaut so we can sort out that troublesome space/firmament issue?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #50
            Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            You sure do have a lot of personal experience to draw from. Are you sure you aren't also an astronaut so we can sort out that troublesome space/firmament issue?
            we have a very large amount of homosexuals it is impossible to live in instanbul and not having relations with some of them

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            • #51
              Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

              Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
              we have a very large amount of homosexuals it is impossible to live in instanbul and not having relations with some of them
              Now this is where I get confused: you say that your not a queer but you have 'relations' with them?

              Were you not aware that anal rape is one of the defining factors in being part of the gaytime?

              Your immortal is very much in jeopardy, friend.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #52
                Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                we have a very large amount of homosexuals it is impossible to live in instanbul and not having relations with some of them
                Is saying no to sinners often a problem to you? It's super easy to just denounce a queer as a filthy abomination, witness to them about God's plan for them, namely that they ought to be killed but are really lucky we have to obey secular laws, and that they will burn forever in Hell.

                Why are you ashamed of Baby Jesus?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #53
                  Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Is saying no to sinners often a problem to you? It's super easy to just denounce a queer as a filthy abomination, witness to them about God's plan for them, namely that they ought to be killed but are really lucky we have to obey secular laws, and that they will burn forever in Hell.

                  Why are you ashamed of Baby Jesus?
                  i have witnessed to most of them but only one repented

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                  • #54
                    Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                    Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                    i have witnessed to most of them but only one repented
                    Why bother if you don't believe in God?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                    Comment


                    • #55
                      Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                      Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                      Now this is where I get confused: you say that your not a queer but you have 'relations' with them?

                      Were you not aware that anal rape is one of the defining factors in being part of the gaytime?

                      Your immortal is very much in jeopardy, friend.

                      YIC
                      by relations i mean friends, neighbours and co-workers

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                      • #56
                        Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                        Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                        i have lost some close friends from std's because they were bi
                        So you hate bisexuals and homosexuals because you were close friends with some of them and God smote them with a deadly disease because they chose to ignore His Will?

                        Most people in your situation hate the disease, or even hate God for creating the disease. You hate the victims of the disease for getting sick.

                        How interesting. There may be hope for you yet!
                        Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                        we have a very large amount of homosexuals it is impossible to live in instanbul and not having relations with some of them
                        That's disgusting.

                        I've been to San Francisco and never once felt it was "impossible" not to have relations with homosexuals.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #57
                          Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                          Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                          by relations i mean friends, neighbours and co-workers
                          So let me get this straight (if only), you have sexual relations with friends, neighbours and co-workers

                          You are a fornicator, madam!

                          1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                            So let me get this straight (if only), you have sexual relations with friends, neighbours and co-workers

                            You are a fornicator, madam!

                            1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

                            YIC
                            i have only sexual relations with women

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                            • #59
                              Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                              Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                              i have only sexual relations with women
                              Fornicator!

                              Fornication is sin, and sin leads to death and Hell.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #60
                                Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                So you hate bisexuals and homosexuals because you were close friends with some of them and God smote them with a deadly disease because they chose to ignore His Will?

                                Most people in your situation hate the disease, or even hate God for creating the disease. You hate the victims of the disease for getting sick.

                                How interesting. There may be hope for you yet!

                                That's disgusting.

                                I've been to San Francisco and never once felt it was "impossible" not to have relations with homosexuals.
                                If only they could see that every day they are challenging God to curse them with illness, i believe they all would become straight again.

                                Also in Instanbul we straights are literally a minority

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