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  • #31
    Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

    It is his banal way with words. No doubt his face is the first to catch a punch in a bar.
    He tires me like a bad retread.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #32
      Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

      Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
      I apoligize but... your posted make sense. 'then red face'?
      Have you ever been a wooden injun standing outside of the DOOR...

      BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM
      BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM

      Kaw-liga was a wooden Indian standing by the door.
      He fell in love with an Indian maiden over in the antique store.
      Kaw-liga just stood there and never let it show,
      So she could never answer "yes" or "no."

      CHORUS:
      Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he never got a kiss.
      Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he don't know what he missed.
      Is it any wonder that his face is red?
      Kaw-liga, that poor ol' wooden head.

      He always wore his Sunday feathers and held a tomahawk.
      The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped some day he'd talk.
      Kaw-liga, too stubborn to ever show a sign,
      Because his heart was made of knotty pine.

      Kaw-liga was a lonely Indian, never went nowhere.
      His heart was set on the Indian maid with the coal black hair.
      Kaw-liga just stood there and never let it show,
      So she could never answer "yes" or "no."

      And then one day a wealthy customer bought the Indian maid,
      And took her, oh, so far away, but ol' Kaw-liga stayed.
      Kaw-liga just stands there as lonely as can be,
      And wishes he was still an old pine tree.


      Screw you half breed.

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      • #33
        Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        So please tell us what you believe about Christ and why.
        Again: Instead of just engaging in copypasta to say what you don't believe about the Trinity, please tell us what you do believe about Christ and why.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • #34
          Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

          Well I know Jesus Christ to be the Savior spoken of in the Bible and by the prophets, the great Jehovah. The very Son of God and our Redeemer who came to this world so he may experience all things. He became mortal and lived a sinless life so he may qualify to atone for our sins. He is out Mediator with the Father, the one that provides the way to salvation by allowing us the means to repent and become sinless before God if but for as long as we repent and follow his words.

          He who experienced all pain and sorrow for use, bleeding in Gethsemane before then suffering and dying on the cross. He who brought the world the truth, who spoke on his Father and prayed to him for us. He is our Savior, our Redeemer, our Advocate with the Father, The King of Kings, and Prince of Peace... he who goes by many names yet is our means of salvation and redemption. I know Jesus Chirst, he is my personal Savior and the one I turn too.
          Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

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          • #35
            Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

            Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
            so he may qualify to atone for our sins
            Was there a written test, or just a practical exam?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #36
              Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

              Very funny and no that isn't what I meant, but that he could not atone for our sins until he lived a mortal life and experiance mortal trials. He had too become mortal, and be born of a mortal mother for him to atone for our sins. That is what I meant.
              Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

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              • #37
                Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
                Very funny and no that isn't what I meant, but that he could not atone for our sins until he lived a mortal life and experiance mortal trials. He had too become mortal, and be born of a mortal mother for him to atone for our sins. That is what I meant.
                Why is that?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #38
                  Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Why is that?
                  Brother, I think it has to do with that rapscallion Joseph Smith's hallucination about gods and angels and golden tablets.

                  Atonement of Jesus Christ according to Mormons:

                  Only He had the power to lay down His life and take it up again. From His mortal mother, Mary, He inherited the ability to die. From His immortal Father, He inherited the power to overcome death.
                  Makes Jesus sound almost like a superhero when you put it that way.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Why is that?

                    Read John Chapter 1 of the King James Version of the Bible to understand, especially verses John 1:10-14

                    10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
                    11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
                    12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
                    13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
                    14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
                    Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                      Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
                      Read John Chapter 1 of the King James Version of the Bible to understand, especially verses John 1:10-14

                      10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
                      11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
                      12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
                      13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
                      14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
                      Should you not submit yourself to your True Christian betters? Listen to them and follow their ways!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                        Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
                        Read John Chapter 1 of the King James Version of the Bible to understand, especially verses John 1:10-14

                        10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
                        11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
                        12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
                        13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
                        14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
                        That doesn't say He only gained the ability to forgive our sins by taking human form temporarily.

                        Saying He had no such ability is blasphemy, because you say that God's powers are somehow limited.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                          Originally posted by General For CHRIST! View Post
                          Should you not submit yourself to your True Christian betters? Listen to them and follow their ways!
                          Son, you've been hopping around this forum without a proper introduction. Please do go and introduce yourself so we can greet you properly.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Brother, I think it has to do with that rapscallion Joseph Smith's hallucination about gods and angels and golden tablets.
                            Atonement of Jesus Christ according to Mormons:
                            Makes Jesus sound almost like a superhero when you put it that way.
                            Sorry but no, I used the Bible to explain at least partly why. See above
                            Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                              Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
                              Sorry but no, I used the Bible to explain at least partly why. See above
                              You used the Bible, but failed to "explain" your blasphemous assertion that His power is somehow limited.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Here Enters Jonathon Wilder

                                Originally posted by JonathonWilder View Post
                                Sorry but no, I used the Bible to explain at least partly why. See above
                                Why so shy with your religion?
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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