Good evening fellow believers

[FatherJohn]

Hello everyone,

My name is Father Johnathan Peterson, but of course, you can just call me John.

I have been a believer the day I was born and was hoping to be accepted into this community as a "saved" rather then what my tittle suggests.

If there are requirements, please do list them out and I will try my best to satisfy what is required to be part of this magnificent community.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Hello everyone,

My name is Father Johnathan Peterson, but of course, you can just call me John.

I have been a believer the day I was born and was hoping to be accepted into this community as a "saved" rather then what my tittle suggests.

If there are requirements, please do list them out and I will try my best to satisfy what is required to be part of this magnificent community.

Your not a Chtholic are you?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Hello everyone,

My name is Father Johnathan Peterson, but of course, you can just call me John.

I have been a believer the day I was born and was hoping to be accepted into this community as a "saved" rather then what my tittle suggests.

If there are requirements, please do list them out and I will try my best to satisfy what is required to be part of this magnificent community.

You can rid of that God mocking papist name for a start.

Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

YIC

Jack

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Welcome John, why even use the prefix 'Father', God is quite clear on who we call father, Matthew 23:9 "And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven"

I really hope you aren't a bumder cafflick priest trying to groom our children.

What church do you go to, what is your favourite bible verse?

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

I see brother Jack has already educated you regarding the Father in your name.

Apologies Jack, in my zeal to witness I overlooked your post.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

I see brother Jack has already educated you regarding the Father in your name.

Apologies Jack, in my zeal to witness I overlooked your post.

Not a problem, there is no limit to the amount of rebukes a catholic should receive.

Titus 1:13
This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;


YIC

Jack

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Not a problem, there is no limit to the amount of rebukes a catholic should receive.

Titus 1:13
This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;


YIC

Jack

Especially one that can't read simple instructions on top of this page:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[John Creeser]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Not another wafer munching ring kissing papist scum believing he's a Christian

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Not a problem, there is no limit to the amount of rebukes a catholic should receive.

Titus 1:13
This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;


YIC

Jack

Indeed! Why, it was only the constant chipping away of my deluded belief that the catholic religion was a decent and true interpreter of the world that freed me from the bondage of their theology.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Hello everyone,

My name is Father Johnathan Peterson, but of course, you can just call me John.

I have been a believer the day I was born and was hoping to be accepted into this community as a "saved" rather then what my tittle suggests.

If there are requirements, please do list them out and I will try my best to satisfy what is required to be part of this magnificent community.

Catholics aren't "saved". They are God-mocking, Mary-worshiping, ritual cannibals who are Hellbound. And you're no priest, so you're a liar.

Maybe instead of whining about not being immediately certified a True Christian™ on a churchs internet forum, you should focus on reading your Bible and not sinning. And perhaps following the idiot-proof Introduction Forum directions at the top of this page.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

If there are requirements, please do list them out and I will try my best to satisfy what is required to be part of this magnificent community.

Read and obey the King James Bible. Cut all ties with false Christian cults that don't do so.

By the way, have you ever been to Ho Chi Minh City? I hear it's lovely at this time of year.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good evening fellow believers

Hello everyone,

My name is Father Johnathan Peterson, but of course, you can just call me John.

I have been a believer the day I was born and was hoping to be accepted into this community as a "saved" rather then what my tittle suggests.

If there are requirements, please do list them out and I will try my best to satisfy what is required to be part of this magnificent community.

You can start by recognizing the difference between True Christianity(c) and the Mary-worshiping cult of Catholicks. The former are God's chosen, the latter are not even Christians.

Who's father are you supposed to be, anyway?

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