New Soul

[Corporal Punishment]

I am a sinner and a motorcyclist. I realise that this is a tautology.

I escaped being gay by becoming heterosexual. It was my choice and, Praise the Lord, I was granted normality!

I have several fine children. Most of them have fled to China.

I have worked, all of my life, with sex offenders, paedophiles and murderers. But then, I am Welsh.

My name is James and I praise the Lord!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New Soul

Where do you go to church, James? Which Bible verse gives you the most comfort when you realize almost everyone you know will burn for Eternity in the Lake of Fire?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New Soul

I am a sinner and a motorcyclist. I realise that this is a tautology.

I escaped being gay by becoming heterosexual. It was my choice and, Praise the Lord, I was granted normality!

I have several fine children. Most of them have fled to China.

I have worked, all of my life, with sex offenders, paedophiles and murderers. But then, I am Welsh.

My name is James and I praise the Lord!

How did you escape from gaiety?

YIC

[Titus Templeton]

Re: New Soul

I am a sinner and a motorcyclist. I realise that this is a tautology.

I escaped being gay by becoming heterosexual. It was my choice and, Praise the Lord, I was granted normality!

I have several fine children. Most of them have fled to China.

I have worked, all of my life, with sex offenders, paedophiles and murderers. But then, I am Welsh.

My name is James and I praise the Lord!

Sex offenders, paedophiles and murderers are good people as long as they have confessed their sins and got saved. We all will share heaven together.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New Soul

I have several fine children. Most of them have fled to China.

Why are your children Communists?

[Brother Jared]

Re: New Soul

Why are your children Communists?

I was wondering the same. Who would ever flee to China???