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  • timecuberetard
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2012
    • 28

    #1

    Hello, I like to eat Checkers

    Hello, I am someone who believes that the great works of Wisest Human Gene Ray is true instead of WHAT THE EVIL EDUCATORS TEACH US! Earth is 4 simultaneous days, not 1, 4, not 1, 4!
  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by timecubeexpert View Post
    Hello, I am someone who believes that the great works of Wisest Human Gene Ray is true instead of WHAT THE EVIL EDUCATORS TEACH US! Earth is 4 simultaneous days, not 1, 4, not 1, 4!
    I'm in the same situation as you. I haven't a bloody clue what you are talking about either.

    YIC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by timecubeexpert View Post
      Hello, I am someone who believes that the great works of Wisest Human Gene Ray is true instead of WHAT THE EVIL EDUCATORS TEACH US! Earth is 4 simultaneous days, not 1, 4, not 1, 4!
      What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse when when did you first find Jesus?
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by timecubeexpert View Post
        Hello, I am someone who believes that the great works of Wisest Human Gene Ray is true instead of WHAT THE EVIL EDUCATORS TEACH US! Earth is 4 simultaneous days, not 1, 4, not 1, 4!
        Yawn.
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        • timecuberetard
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2012
          • 28

          #5
          Re: Hello

          In 1884, meridian time personnel met
          in Washington to change Earth time.
          First words said was that only 1 day
          could be used on Earth to not change
          the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1
          day and ignored the other 3 days.
          The bible time was wrong then and it
          proved wrong today. This a major lie
          has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
          No man on Earth has no belly-button,
          it proves every believer on Earth a liar.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14233

            #6
            Re: Hello

            (subject to Pastoral approval)

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by timecubeexpert View Post
              In 1884, meridian time personnel met
              in Washington to change Earth time.
              First words said was that only 1 day
              could be used on Earth to not change
              the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1
              day and ignored the other 3 days.
              The bible time was wrong then and it
              proved wrong today. This a major lie
              has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
              No man on Earth has no belly-button,
              it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
              Nope. Still not making any sense.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14233

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by timecubeexpert View Post
                The bible time was wrong then and it
                II Samuel 22:27

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                • timecuberetard
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.
                  Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies.
                  Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.
                  God Is Born Of A Mother –
                  She Left Belly B. Signature.
                  Every Priest Has Ma Sign
                  But Lies To Honor Queers.
                  Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.
                  God is only 1 day at a time.
                  time cube is 4 day at a time.
                  4>1 4=4*1.
                  Time cube is 4* better than God.
                  I am 4* better than you for following time cube not God.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Aaaaah... I get it now. You're an idiot flogging the dead horse of an internet meme. How very dull.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • timecuberetard
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 28

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      One Male God only, without
                      Opposing Female Opposite,
                      equates to Queer Worship
                      and Horror for Humanity,
                      deliberate spread of AIDS,
                      more dangerous than Leper.

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                      • Pastor Ed Lowman
                        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                        Always kind and loving
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 1838

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by timecubeexpert View Post
                        One Male God only, without
                        Opposing Female Opposite,
                        equates to Queer Worship
                        and Horror for Humanity,
                        deliberate spread of AIDS,
                        more dangerous than Leper.
                        Alright, Cube Worshipper, how about we follow the Bible (Leviticus 24:16) and bury you in your own time cube, also known as a coffin. It has 4 sides.

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                        • timecuberetard
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 28

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Truth about Santa Claus debunks Santa God. God evolves from Santa.
                          God is oneism, oneism is evil and leeds to death,

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Originally posted by timecubeexpert View Post
                            Truth about Santa Claus debunks Santa God. God evolves from Santa.
                            God is oneism, oneism is evil and leeds to death,
                            A more succinct condemnation of narcotics is not possible.

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                              ...bury you in your own time cube, also known as a coffin. It has 4 sides.
                              6, actually, which makes it 1.5 times better! Or 3/2, thus proving the Rule of 5.

                              Praise Eris, because if she ever bothers to exist, she's going to be mighty unimpressed with all of you lot.

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              A more succinct condemnation of narcotics is not possible...
                              It's not the narcotics, it's the brain ingesting them.

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