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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #76
    Re: Hello, all.

    Originally posted by MasterKage View Post
    To be fair, nearly every idea, argument, and objection has already been created. It's like saying using an argument for God's existence (say the Kalam Cosmological argument) makes it automatically false, because you didn't create it.

    Odd, don't you think?
    Friend, that tells me you have read or listened to every single statement or comment ever made. If that were true, all 'scientific theories' would be 100% proven and irrefutable. Care to try again?

    Do you honestly think we will believe you? Especially after all the BS you posted?
    Again with the use of someone else's idea. Have you no original thoughts?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #77
      Re: Hello, all.

      Originally posted by MasterKage View Post
      To be fair, nearly every idea, argument, and objection has already been created. It's like saying using an argument for God's existence (say the Kalam Cosmological argument) makes it automatically false, because you didn't create it.

      Odd, don't you think?
      What's odd is your idea that a single person of faith will be swayed by your ridiculous nonsense.

      All that's needed to realise the Truth® about God is to read the Bible. Follow its commandments for a while and you'll realise how great God really is and you'll believe in Him as much as we do.

      Your silly copy pasting from your favourite web sites is pointless and only strengthens my faith because Jesus tells me I am blessed by your persecution.
      Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • MissKage
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2012
        • 74

        #78
        Re: Hello, all.

        Friend, that sounds exactly the basis of your lack of knowledge. Why would any decent person deliberately post false information. Some idiot kid might read it and think it is true, just like you have. They they get admonished (like you have) and they become ashamed (like you are). We are good and caring people. The last thing we would ever do is perpetuate a myth.
        My actual point was false information on Wikipedia will be corrected. Regardless if you believe so or not.

        Friend, that tells me you have read or listened to every single statement or comment ever made. If that were true, all 'scientific theories' would be 100% proven and irrefutable. Care to try again?
        I have read most of the notable arguments for the Judeo-Christian, and refuted. Of course, this doesn't refute the existence of God entirely (obviously). Keep an open mind.


        All that's needed to realise the Truth® about God is to read the Bible. Follow its commandments for a while and you'll realise how great God really is and you'll believe in Him as much as we do.

        Your silly copy pasting from your favourite web sites is pointless and only strengthens my faith because Jesus tells me I am blessed by your persecution.
        I am not attempting to change your belief. Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #79
          Re: Hello, all.

          Originally posted by MasterKage View Post
          Yes, I am quite aware of the foolish misconceptions that Wikipedia is inaccurate. That argument has long been refuted. Did you know Wikipedia is the second encylopedia with the least mistakes?

          Here, try to edit a page with false information. If it stays up for more than an hour, I will concede the debate.
          So because an online encyclopedia says something, you take THAT as Truth, but not the Holy Word of God, proven to be Truthful and Faithful?!?

          Wow, that really shocks me. Let's see how gullible you are. Here is an online encyclopedia's definition of "Fox News":

          Faux News (also known as Fox Noise, Goebbels Nazi Propaganda, piffles News, Fascist Obnoxious Xenophobes, Fixed News, Cocks News, Fox Jews, GOP TV, the Word of Jesus, Our Leader's Glorious Official Republican Government News Network variations of these names or, by its cult worshipers, Fox News) is a comedy network for gullible Republicans, white trash, bitches, and 13-year-old boys.
          Don't tell me you believe that, too! Because if you do, I have a bridge to sell ya!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #80
            Re: Hello, all.

            Of course I have read the Bible, many, many times. I do not find any of it cruel. I think God (rightly so) has a firm concept on how we should behave. People often fail to do the right thing simply because they are told to. They often need to have the threat of the ultimate punishment (death followed by eternity in Hell) to 'toe the line'. However, this does not phase you in the least, does it? You probably cannot wait to go to Hell.
            Think about it.
            You're dead
            Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
            As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
            Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

            Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #81
              Re: Hello, all.

              Originally posted by MasterKage View Post
              I am not attempting to change your belief. Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...
              If by "cruel and unforgiving" you mean "jealous and righteous," then yes! I'm glad you've finally given up on this pansy-assed "omnibenevolent pony-fag" persona you were trying to peddle!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #82
                Re: Hello, all.

                Originally posted by MasterKage View Post
                ...Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...
                Same God in both Testaments of my Bible, does yours say different?

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #83
                  Re: Hello, all.

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Same God in both Testaments of my Bible, does yours say different?
                  He has previously stated he has not read the Bible, only bits of it, just like all his other comments, all conjecture and 'guesses'.
                  Youth today. No doubt he is a skate board punk who hangs out at the strip mall.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • MissKage
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 74

                    #84
                    Re: Hello, all.

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Of course I have read the Bible, many, many times. I do not find any of it cruel. I think God (rightly so) has a firm concept on how we should behave. People often fail to do the right thing simply because they are told to. They often need to have the threat of the ultimate punishment (death followed by eternity in Hell) to 'toe the line'. However, this does not phase you in the least, does it? You probably cannot wait to go to Hell.
                    Think about it.
                    You're dead
                    Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                    As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                    Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                    Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                    You guys sure like Pascal's wager, doncha? I will not feign false belief simply out of fear.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #85
                      Re: Hello, all.

                      Originally posted by MasterKage View Post
                      You guys sure like Pascal's wager, doncha? I will not feign false belief simply out of fear.
                      Friend, I was just ensuring you have all the information I can provide to ensure you make a rational choice. You have made it abundantly clear you are incapable of doing so on your own and must have information spoon fed.
                      I'd certainly like you to repent and become Saved(c). But if you refuse to do so, I really do not care. My responsibility is to try. I have tried. Enjoy Hell.
                      I am not a fan of 'The Wager'. I am more of a believer in Schroedinger's Cat.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #86
                        Re: Hello, all.

                        Originally posted by MasterKage View Post
                        I am not attempting to change your belief. Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...
                        Aren't you the same fellow who, just a few short minutes ago, was trying to convince us that we're supposed to believe God is omnibenevolent?!

                        Can't even get your story straight!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #87
                          Re: Hello, all.

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Aren't you the same fellow who, just a few short minutes ago, was trying to convince us that we're supposed to believe God is omnibenevolent?!

                          Can't even get your story straight!
                          LOL, that is right Rev. The wind changed direction and so did his 'conviction'. As long as he does not go all 'timecube', I can tolerate it.
                          As we all know, all atheists have no backbone and therefore no real opinion. They only go by what they have read in a book or some communist manifesto. They they regurgitate it, not know what they are saying or understanding the meaning of it yet they spout it like it is fact. Then when given information to the contrary, they do the 'about face' and then come up with an entirely new line of BS. It is a lot like taking off soiled underwear, turning it inside out and thinking it is clean. Sorry pal, it still stinks.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • MissKage
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 74

                            #88
                            Re: Hello, all.

                            As we all know, all atheists have no backbone and therefore no real opinion. They only go by what they have read in a book or some communist manifesto. They they regurgitate it, not know what they are saying or understanding the meaning of it yet they spout it like it is fact. Then when given information to the contrary, they do the 'about face' and then come up with an entirely new line of BS. It is a lot like taking off soiled underwear, turning it inside out and thinking it is clean. Sorry pal, it still stinks.
                            As we all know, all Christians have no backbone and therefore no real opinion. They only go by what they have read in a book or some religious manifesto. They they regurgitate it, not know what they are saying or understanding the meaning of it yet they spout it like it is fact. Then when given information to the contrary, they do the 'about face' and then come up with an entirely new line of BS. It is a lot like taking off soiled underwear, turning it inside out and thinking it is clean. Sorry pal, it still stinks.

                            Oh, wait...

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #89
                              Re: Hello, all.

                              Again with the usage of anothers intellect because yours is non-existant.

                              You failure is painfully clear and further discussion with you is a waste of time.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • LBC loving Dutchmen
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2011
                                • 216

                                #90
                                Re: Hello, all.

                                Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                                Well, I suppose there will be not much sense replying to you then. This is one of the most terrible introductions I ever saw on this forum:

                                It clearly states:
                                Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And you announce that you are a Christ-mocking, anal-raping, evilusionist atheist....

                                I already feel my time being wasted
                                I hate to quote myself, but this forces me to. Well, wasn't that predictable.
                                II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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