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Seriously I thought this was a troll forum but you all really believe that shit. What's wrong with you people?
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There is nothing wrong with True Christians™. Maybe you should ask yourself what is wrong with you, since you missed the idiot-proof instructions displayed above: Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)Comment
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Originally posted by SNIKWAD View Post
I take it we have another idiot atheist.
Ok here goes again.
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.
Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
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The only logical reason that embracing moral behavior is trolling is you are bassically an narcissistic asshole Sninkwad.Originally posted by SNIKWAD View Post
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We are constantly persecuted by jackasses who spell their atheist gods' names backwards as though we can't figure them out.Originally posted by SNIKWAD View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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Wow... Seems you don't even know the definition of atheism. It is "a lack of belief in a god/gods.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostComment
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What's a troll forum?Comment
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I think that is a place where dorks play 'Dungeons and Dragons' or 'The Crystal of Zelda' while blaspheming Jesus.Originally posted by Deaner View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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And Richard Dawkins is still very much a human. I used "god" figuratively, simpleton.Originally posted by MissKage View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I could retireOriginally posted by SNIKWAD View Post
. It's really quite simple, as has been explained to you. We are here for one purpose and one purpose only: to serve God according to the precepts that He laid out in His Word. We strive to serve the Lord in everything that we do: from science to business, from politics to vacationing. In this day and age when it is so popular for everyone to just "do what they feel like", we are the beacons of hope that guide people towards the Straight & Narrow. We may not be popular, but we are the Chosen who have the honor & privilege of serving the Most High. Glory & welcome!
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Not to worry, Brother. After all, he named himself "STINKWAD". He's obviously just a troll.Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View PostIf I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I could retire. It's really quite simple, as has been explained to you. We are here for one purpose and one purpose only: to serve God according to the precepts that He laid out in His Word. We strive to serve the Lord in everything that we do: from science to business, from politics to vacationing. In this day and age when it is so popular for everyone to just "do what they feel like", we are the beacons of hope that guide people towards the Straight & Narrow. We may not be popular, but we are the Chosen who have the honor & privilege of serving the Most High. Glory & welcome!
He couldn't even follow the idiot-proof instructions at the top of the Introduction Forum.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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:'(I think that is a place where dorks play 'Dungeons and Dragons' or 'The Crystal of Zelda' while blaspheming Jesus.
What's wrong with D&D?
Horrible misconception you have there. Atheists don't automatically support scientific views, it is simply a disbelief in a god/gods.And Richard Dawkins is still very much a human. I used "god" figuratively, dumbass.
Also, *I* am a dumbass, as I can understand quite complex scientific concepts, but not the Bible.Comment
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You aren't a dumbass. The Holy Bible tells us that your father is satan.Originally posted by MissKage View Post
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Naw, maybe he misspelled SINKWAD as his god is Clintons white house sink and he wishes it had been himOriginally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostTherefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJVComment
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