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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: My Introduction

    Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
    I mean that I believe God can appear in many forms. I am searching for the right way to worship him. A way that treats all of God's people in a just and fair way.
    You're a damned queer, aren't you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Ed Lowman
      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2011
      • 1838

      #17
      Re: My Introduction

      Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
      i am currently searching for a religion right for me.
      So just whatever works for you, huh? If you don't like the macaroni with the broccoli and corn and fried chicken, just don't take it from the lady with the hair net serving the food, aye? Is that how you think? You make me (and Jesus) sick.

      Pastor Ed

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      • LaQrundrellia
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        • Jul 2012
        • 214

        #18
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
        If the law is not right for me sir, I leave. Normally I inform myself of the law beforehand. I try to accept all others, and know that the same thing may be interpreted in many different ways. But if something simply does not sit right with me, then I respect the person's opinion, but do not share it.

        Why do you try to axept all others? You should isolate yourself from the world, expecially those who reject the gentle Yoke of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ for carnivorous, lascivious lesbean carpet munching and gay man-flesh public toilet sex. These people are going to burn in hell for eternity with unendurable, everlasting flames.

        And God ain't no many forms, he Three forms: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

        Here is one example of God walking around in one of his three forms:

        24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lord met him, and sought to kill him.
        25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
        26 So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.
        Exodus 4:24


        Yours in His Eternal Love,

        LaQrundrellia
        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #19
          Re: My Introduction

          Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
          I mean that I believe God can appear in many forms. I am searching for the right way to worship him. A way that treats all of God's people in a just and fair way.
          All of God's people isn't all that many people.

          Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
          Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

          As you can see, and really it's best to leave all that to God and just stick to people you know are right with Jesus.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Jessi Schurt
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            • Aug 2012
            • 30

            #20
            Re: My Introduction

            Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
            If the law is not right for me sir, I leave. Normally I inform myself of the law beforehand. I try to accept all others, and know that the same thing may be interpreted in many different ways. But if something simply does not sit right with me, then I respect the person's opinion, but do not share it.

            I'm not a lawyer or a judge but all I need to know about the law is in the Bible Galatians 3:19-23 for example. Trying to find laws or religions that "fit" or "feel right" is a dangerous game with very dire consequenses if you decide wrong. Better to let God take over and accept his love and steady hand or face the lake of fire that he will cast you into on the day of judgement.

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            • Acuriousperson
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              • Aug 2012
              • 8

              #21
              Re: My Introduction

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Fair by your standards, I assume you meant? What gives you the right to dictate anything to the creator of the universe?



              Those terms are mutually contradictory, as a cursory glance at a dictionary will tell you.
              I have my own standards and morals to the world that I believe. I'm not going to start doing things that I feel are morally wrong because the Bible may say so. If that means I'm going to hell, so be it, but overall it is God who will judge me. That is what I meant.

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              • LaQrundrellia
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                • Jul 2012
                • 214

                #22
                Re: My Introduction

                Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
                I have my own standards and morals to the world that I believe. I'm not going to start doing things that I feel are morally wrong because the Bible may say so. If that means I'm going to hell, so be it, but overall it is God who will judge me. That is what I meant.
                Now hold on there, little missus.

                What if eveyone decided they could do "whatever they want?"

                It would be chaos, wouldn't it? What if I decide I want to eat you? And don't give me no John Stuart Mill liberal horse manure as an excuse for your hedonism.

                If you believe in God and not some henotheistic Spinozan aether, you should understand that God only has ONE WAY for man and that is obedience unto His Divine Will. God does not confuse us, axept when we trying to be greater than Him:



                King James Version (KJV)

                11 And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.
                2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.
                3 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
                4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
                5 And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
                6 And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
                7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
                8 So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
                9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the Lord did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.


                Genesis 11
                http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                • Acuriousperson
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                  • Aug 2012
                  • 8

                  #23
                  Re: My Introduction

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Why would you want to worship somebody if you're not even convinced they exist?

                  And why aren't you convinced of this?
                  Because I have seen evidence against it, and I have seen evidence for it. If some all-encompassing thing tips the scale, then yes, I will switch. But it is very hard for me to just accept something, especially when some things don't add up.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: My Introduction

                    Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
                    I have my own standards and morals to the world that I believe. I'm not going to start doing things that I feel are morally wrong because the Bible may say so. If that means I'm going to hell, so be it, but overall it is God who will judge me. That is what I meant.
                    Dear Godmocking Whore;

                    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                    YIC,

                    --Pastor Ezekiel
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • LaQrundrellia
                      Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                      Forum Member
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 214

                      #25
                      Re: My Introduction

                      Revelation 21:8


                      8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and hall liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                      http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                      • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                        Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 79

                        #26
                        Re: My Introduction

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Dear Godmocking Whore;

                        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                        YIC,

                        --Pastor Ezekiel

                        Tisk, tisk Pastor E. I thought you already learned

                        You guys aren't the only Christians who say that jehovahs witnesses do to and plenty more divisions of Christianity use the "if you hate us we must be right" thing
                        Please use a different excuse
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #27
                          Re: My Introduction

                          Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                          Tisk, tisk Pastor E. I thought you already learned

                          You guys aren't the only Christians who say that jehovahs witnesses do to and plenty more divisions of Christianity use the "if you hate us we must be right" thing
                          Please use a different excuse
                          Friend, why do you have such a problem with the obvious truth? Tell me, have you ever actually read the KJV Bible? God was very clear with His intentions.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                            Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 79

                            #28
                            Re: My Introduction

                            Nope never read it never will but answer my question
                            Why do all Christian divisions say this.
                            "If we are hated we are right."
                            I mean you all can't be right can you?

                            If that were the case then atheists are right because you hate us yay im right.
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #29
                              Re: My Introduction

                              Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                              Nope never read it never will but answer my question
                              Why do all Christian divisions say this.
                              "If we are hated we are right."
                              I mean you all can't be right can you?

                              If that were the case then atheists are right because you hate us yay im right.
                              Are you mentally retarded? We never said "If we are hated we are right."

                              What we say is two things:

                              1) We are right. (We know this to be a fact because the Bible tells us so.)

                              2) We are hated. (We know this to be true because the Bible warned us it would be so. And because people like you routinely come here to remind us of it.)

                              There is no if-then statement being expressed here, though if you want to find a causal relationship, I think it's pretty obvious that we are hated because we are right.

                              Now then, why don't you start reading the Bible? You might seem less retarded if you did that.
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                              • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                                Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 79

                                #30
                                Re: My Introduction

                                So we all are right

                                The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                                So jehovas witnesses use the same excuse it doesn't specifically say for Baptists only
                                Making it everyone who is hated right
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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