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  • PeterReborn
    Unsaved trash, russian spy
    • Aug 2012
    • 8

    #1

    hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

    i would like to share with you something. i grow up in small town where a lot of peopel know eachather. my parents teach me from young age that god dont exist. in recent times i have come to realize that life isnt just a sad place. i recently visit church where pastor man teach me a bout jesus. my entire life i have been working on the farmland growing corn. my daddy tells me that i need to work and so i never learn to read but after pastor man tell me about jesus i decide that i want to learn about read and write. so i am on internet when i find christian forums where peoples talk about jesus and the glory of god. so i decide to join forum and hope that you all like me and have kind words. thank you and have a a good day
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: hello, my name peter

    Troll is obvious.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • PeterReborn
      Unsaved trash, russian spy
      • Aug 2012
      • 8

      #3
      Re: hello, my name peter

      this is no troll game. i thank you for post and wish you a happy year. good day
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: hello, my name peter

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Troll is obvious.
        Am I supposed to be reading this in a Russian accent?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • PeterReborn
          Unsaved trash, russian spy
          • Aug 2012
          • 8

          #5
          Re: hello, my name peter

          i am american who was born in ohio so no
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • LaQrundrellia
            Forum Member, Repentant nigress
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2012
            • 214

            #6
            Re: hello, my name peter

            Originally posted by PeterReborn View Post
            i am american who was born in ohio so no
            Damn it, boy, you capitalize the word American before I beat the devil out of you, you no good, in-bred hillbilly white trash pagan.



            Yours in His Eternal Love,


            LaQrundrellia
            http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: hello, my name peter

              Originally posted by PeterReborn View Post
              i am american who was born in ohio so no
              Then why can't you spell or use proper American grammar?

              Are you some kind of a retarded? Or are you just lazy?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • PeterReborn
                Unsaved trash, russian spy
                • Aug 2012
                • 8

                #8
                Re: hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

                i am sorry but i just learn to read and write. i teach my self
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Pastor Ed Lowman
                  Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                  Always kind and loving
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 1838

                  #9
                  Re: hello, my name peter

                  Originally posted by PeterReborn View Post
                  this is no troll game.
                  Then how do you know what a "troll" is?

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                  • PeterReborn
                    Unsaved trash, russian spy
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 8

                    #10
                    Re: hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

                    my sister jenny read me stories about trolls. trolls are monsters that have bridge as house. troll make mean tricks on all the townspeoples and is mean person
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

                      Originally posted by PeterReborn View Post
                      i am sorry but i just learn to read and write. i teach my self
                      Oh, so you're a liar. Gotcha.

                      You see, someone who "taught himself to read and write" would still use normal conversational sentence structure, and would not say that "troll make mean tricks on all the townspeoples and is mean person".

                      Why not come clean and quit the foolishness? You're not fooling anyone.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #12
                        Re: hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

                        Originally posted by PeterReborn View Post
                        my sister jenny read me stories about trolls. trolls are monsters that have bridge as house. troll make mean tricks on all the townspeoples and is mean person
                        I want to send you to a fiery death or let the rats play with you for awhile. Hmm....

                        Let me think about it.

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                        • Pastor Ed Lowman
                          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                          Always kind and loving
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1838

                          #13
                          Re: hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Oh, so you're a liar. Gotcha.

                          You see, someone who "taught himself to read and write" would still use normal conversational sentence structure, and would not say that "troll make mean tricks on all the townspeoples and is mean person".

                          Why not come clean and quit the foolishness? You're not fooling anyone.
                          When someone is a pro-Mexican retard thug with too much time on his hands like this chump is, we can only expect that person to provide banning button exercise for the fingers sooner or later.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            I want to send you to a fiery death or let the rats play with you for awhile. Hmm....

                            Let me think about it.
                            How about both?

                            You could give him the "here's five minutes, come clean" challenge.

                            Those are always so much fun!

                            And when he fails . . .
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #15
                              Re: hello, my name peter - hold on while I whip this out

                              gimmee a sec.

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