Introductory Thread

[Wishindo]

So I heard I was to do an introductory thread, so here it is.

Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

For the first part, I will take you literally, as apposed to your intended meaning. I am usually neutral, meaning you flame me, I flame you. I will be probably making a thread about an infamous math problem; 48/2(3+9). And also one about Counter-Strike (if there's not already one). I am an atheist, but i have some ties with "God". (I was baptized.). I will not start a faith-based flame war, but will retaliate. i am asexual. (not sexually attracted to any gender (that also means I'm not gay)) And so let the flames... [B]BEGIN!!![B]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introductory Thread

So I heard I was to do an introductory thread, so here it is.



For the first part, I will take you literally, as apposed to your intended meaning. I am usually neutral, meaning you flame me, I flame you. I will be probably making a thread about an infamous math problem; 48/2(3+9). And also one about Counter-Strike (if there's not already one). I am an atheist, but i have some ties with "God". (I was baptized.). I will not start a faith-based flame war, but will retaliate. i am asexual. (not sexually attracted to any gender (that also means I'm not gay)) And so let the flames... [B]BEGIN!!![B]

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Now then. What church were you raised in? What is your name? How old are you? Why are you here?

Start with that.

[Wishindo]

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Not a debate forum? it seems like it. Someone should make a forum (or sub-forum) for debating, so as to re-route debating there, thus clearing up other forums. (or sub-forums) I'm calm and reasonable, which 'Pastor Billy-Reuben' seems to prefer.

Church i was raised in? I honestly don't remember... Name? I wish to remain anonymous. Age: 26 Why I'm here? Many reasons, one of them being inform on things such as ASCII emoticons, another being to put my two cents in on Satin's Entertainment.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh no! An atheist net warrior. We've never learned to shun and ignore them. Whatever shall we do?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh no! An atheist net warrior. We've never learned to shun and ignore them. Whatever shall we do?

Maybe if we're very quiet, it will go away.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Name? I wish to remain anonymous.

You can not hide from God!

Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

Acts 1:24 "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen"

[Faith_Machine]

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Hi there Wishindo! Why do you expect us to "flame" you? Why would we want to do such a thing? I assure you, friend, our only desire is to help you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introductory Thread

So I heard I was to do an introductory thread, so here it is.



For the first part, I will take you literally, as apposed to your intended meaning. I am usually neutral, meaning you flame me, I flame you. I will be probably making a thread about an infamous math problem; 48/2(3+9). And also one about Counter-Strike (if there's not already one). I am an atheist, but i have some ties with "God". (I was baptized.). I will not start a faith-based flame war, but will retaliate. i am asexual. (not sexually attracted to any gender (that also means I'm not gay)) And so let the flames... [B]BEGIN!!![B]

Typical Dungeons and Dragons player.

YIC

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Welcome Wishingo, you don't have to pretend to be an atheist to recieve guidance here! Obviously you came here for tips on saving you from an eternity of being sodomised by demons-------- being sodomised for eternity DOES sound unpleasant to you, right??? We see a lot of atheists here that just get tired of all that science stuff and come here for real Biblical answers. If you play your cards right, you will soon be a FORUM MEMBER which carries along with it many perks. At this time you are considered UNSAVED TRASH and for the time being will have to be kept away from young boys for obvious reasons. So, would you like to began with a few hundred pages of Bibles verses?

[Redeemed Papist]

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The answer to the infamous maths problem is 2. So what.

[Faith_Machine]

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The answer to the infamous maths problem is 2. So what.

Now this kid is going to think you've walked into some kind of trap that he laid for you. His math problem is one of those damned "me me" things the kids are so hot on. If you read the explanation, though, you'll see that the answer he probably had in mind is no more right than the one you gave.

I'll bet he thinks he's illustrating for us some point about things being open to multiple interpretations. He probably wants us to think the Bible is no different from an Internet me me.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Now this kid is going to think you've walked into some kind of trap that he laid for you. His math problem is one of those damned "me me" things the kids are so hot on. If you read the explanation, though, you'll see that the answer he probably had in mind is no more right than the one you gave.

I'll bet he thinks he's illustrating for us some point about things being open to multiple interpretations. He probably wants us to think the Bible is no different from an Internet me me.

I know. I don't care because while he is here flaunting his e-penis he is learning all about Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Not a debate forum? it seems like it. Someone should make a forum (or sub-forum) for debating, so as to re-route debating there, thus clearing up other forums. (or sub-forums) I'm calm and reasonable, which 'Pastor Billy-Reuben' seems to prefer.

Or maybe you should start your own forum and pay for it yourself, where you and your little buddies can discuss whatever you like.

Church i was raised in? I honestly don't remember... Name? I wish to remain anonymous. Age: 26 Why I'm here? Many reasons, one of them being inform on things such as ASCII emoticons, another being to put my two cents in on Satin's Entertainment.

Great, another effeminate boy obsessed with satin.

I suppose you wear satin panties with lace trim, right?

What's your favorite Bible verse?

[Wishindo]

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48/2(3+9)=288, please explain how you got two.

Why did I get infracted for being aggressive and unreasonable?

I suppose you wear satin panties with lace trim, right?

And I suppose you're a herm, right?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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48/2(3+9)=288, please explain how you got two.

Brother F-M's link to knowyourmemes.com explains how one would get two.

Why did I get infracted for being aggressive and unreasonable?

Aggressive and unreasonable? That's a good question. I would have gone with "boring and witless".