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Hello my brothers and sisters, I am a devout southern Baptist Christian from western North Carolina. I found this forum while searching for ways to identify a homosexual and I found myself reading through threads for hours! I hope to make some new Christian friends and have lots of hearty discussions about why God is the love of my life. Amen.
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Welcome son, for whose farm do you work? How long have you been married? How many mulatto children have you had?
Tell me about your relationship with Jesus and His feet.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Why do you want to be a Jap?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Welcome! Would you mind telling them (and by them, I mean the True Christians of Landover Baptist Church, I am sadly only a lowly unsaved trash currently) what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is?Originally posted by Sailor Moon View Post
How many children have you had for your husband? What's your best pie recipe? And above all, why is your username Sailor Moon?1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.Comment
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You're a nigress, so nothing you say can be true.Originally posted by Sailor Moon View Post
Why are you really here?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Hi Hannah, I go to Victory Baptist ChurchOriginally posted by Hannah Davis View Post
it has been my home for 20 years and thankfully African-American free. My favorite Bible verse has to be this:
Ezekiel 23:19-20
I have had 2 children so far, working on my third, my goal in life besides serving the one true God, is to be the best housewife and mother He will allow. I can bake a mean sweet potato pieYet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Finally, my name is Sailor Moon because my husband is a sailor of God's Navy and Moon is in honor of my sinner hippy parents that christened me with the name 'Moon'.Comment
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Until your story is proven to be true by the True Christians, I extend an wary welcome to you. By the looks of it you are not all that you claim to be. I'm sure that the Pastors already have their eyes on you.Originally posted by Sailor Moon View PostHi Hannah, I go to Victory Baptist Church it has been my home for 20 years and thankfully African-American free. My favorite Bible verse has to be this:
Ezekiel 23:19-20
I have had 2 children so far, working on my third, my goal in life besides serving the one true God, is to be the best housewife and mother He will allow. I can bake a mean sweet potato pie
Finally, my name is Sailor Moon because my husband is a sailor of God's Navy and Moon is in honor of my sinner hippy parents that christened me with the name 'Moon'.1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.Comment
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Sailor Moon is a jap cartoon show, and you are a 4chan pervert. Piss off.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Originally posted by Sailor Moon View PostHi Hannah, I go to Victory Baptist Church it has been my home for 20 years and thankfully African-American free.
I think you forgot a little detail:
<--- negress = "African American"
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Ahoy, matey! I always love meeting seamen such as yourself. Do you have a favorite port of call?WARNING:
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It’s a negress Brother Faith, but I admit to the same confusion when I first started reading this thread. These androgynous names people are adopting these days definitely aren't Christian.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Thank you, brother William!
Say, I was really excited to learn of the patriotic music that's been dedicated to you!
I must confess, however, that I'm a mite concerned about that advertisement's description of you as "The Great Commoner."
If they're trying to imply you're some kind of communist, I will personally beat each and every one of them until blood leaks from their ears!WARNING:
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Thank you Brother Faith, I have just posted a reply in the forum. I did see your post several days ago, but I have been making arrangements and did not reply until I had more information.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
I am most proud of my family's legacy, particularly when we convicted that despicable renegade school teacher Scopes for teaching EVILoutioon to innocent children.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Did they ever let that dastard out of jail?WARNING:
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Unfortunately, he never served a day in jail. He was fined $100, but the case was appealed to the Tennessee Supreme Court where it was overturned on a technicality. The Supreme Court ruled that the jury hearing the case should have set the sentence rather than the trial judge.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
As usual in cases like this, the sinister ACLU was involved (even as far back as 1925).Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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