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  • Cheria the whore
    Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
    • Sep 2012
    • 8

    #1

    Hiya

    Hi I'm Cheria. I'm new here and I hope to be a great addition to your community
    Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hiya

    Originally posted by CheriaX View Post
    Hi I'm Cheria. I'm new here and I hope to be a great addition to your community
    Hello anime weirdo,

    I admire your optimism, but your failure to follow basic instructions gives me pause.

    Would you like to try your introduction again, using the rules directly above your post?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Cheria the whore
      Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
      • Sep 2012
      • 8

      #3
      Re: Hiya

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Hello anime weirdo,

      I admire your optimism, but your failure to follow basic instructions gives me pause.

      Would you like to try your introduction again, using the rules directly above your post?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      I'm sorry I must have missed that. How embarassing >.< !

      My two favourite bible verses are:

      For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. (Philippians 1:21)
      and
      The LORD shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace. (Exodus 14:14)

      I was raised in a Christian family with 5 brothers and 2 other sisters in southern Australia, I attended church every Sunday for as long as I can remember so I have known Jesus our saviour all my life

      Please, don't think I'm an "anime weirdo" I'm actually not that weird at all!
      Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Hiya

        Brother Smyth, the correct term is 'queerbait' I believe. It is so hard to keep up with the lingo these kids have.

        What mystifies me is the lack of love toward God these people have. Don't they realize at any given moment, God, using His benevolent wisdom, could strike them down in between heartbeats?

        Are you sure you are not a wetback beaner?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Hiya

          Hello and welcome to our friendly forums. Would you mind changing your avatar to something more suitable to these family-friendly forums? My eight year old walked behind me and saw your avatar and asked why that one girl was raping another.

          Thanks.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Cheria the whore
            Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
            • Sep 2012
            • 8

            #6
            Re: Hiya

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            What mystifies me is the lack of love toward God these people have. Don't they realize at any given moment, God, using His benevolent wisdom, could strike them down in between heartbeats?
            James, please know I love God with all my heart!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Hello and welcome to our friendly forums. Would you mind changing your avatar to something more suitable to these family-friendly forums? My eight year old walked behind me and saw your avatar and asked why that one girl was raping another.
            Oh no! It wasn't anything innapropriate! I have a love for anime too, but surely anime is not against God's wishes.
            Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Hiya

              Originally posted by CheriaX View Post
              James, please know I love God with all my heart!
              That remains to be seen, dear. So far I'm not liking this stubbornness to listen to your elders.

              Originally posted by CheriaX View Post
              Oh no! It wasn't anything innapropriate! I have a love for anime too, but surely anime is not against God's wishes.
              Well, it doesn't glorify God. Why not watch some godly cartoons instead that have a positive message?

              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Hiya

                I can't make out what the heck is going on in your profile pic, but whatever it is, I don't think I like it one bit.

                As to your assertion that anime can't be against God's wishes? You tell me, little lady: Is there some part of the Bible that says it's OK for creepy men to watch sexually explicit cartoons in which young girls have all of their orifices repeatedly and vigorously filled with tentacles and carrots?

                If so, please direct me to the exact chapter and verse.
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                • Cheria the whore
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Hiya

                  Wow! You guys really take Christianity to the extreme!

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  Well, it doesn't glorify God. Why not watch some godly cartoons instead that have a positive message?

                  Not every activity has to have a relation to religion! I love God as much as the next person but I don't think of him every hour of the day!

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  As to your assertion that anime can't be against God's wishes? You tell me, little lady: Is there some part of the Bible that says it's OK for creepy men to watch sexually explicit cartoons in which young girls have all of their orifices repeatedly and vigorously filled with tentacles and carrots?
                  Whoa I don't know about the types of anime you watch over there but the ones I watch are nothing like that!!
                  Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Hiya

                    Originally posted by CheriaX View Post
                    Wow! You guys really take Christianity to the extreme!

                    If you saw firemen rushing into a burning building to put out the fire and save lives, would you say, "Wow! You guys really take firefighting to the extreme!"?

                    Because that is essentially what you are saying.
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                    • Cheria the whore
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hiya

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      If you saw firemen rushing into a burning building to put out the fire and save lives, would you say, "Wow! You guys really take firefighting to the extreme!"?

                      Because that is essentially what you are saying.
                      Hahaha

                      No I wouldn't because firefighting is firefighting. You can praise God on so many different levels though.
                      Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Hiya

                        I guess you're right; you can praise God in ways that are tepid and not soul-winning, or you can praise God in ways that will ensure your eternal salvation.

                        I certainly hope you're prepared to praise Jesus the right way, so you can spend eternity in Heaven with us. We really want that for you.
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                        • Cheria the whore
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 8

                          #13
                          Re: Hiya

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          I guess you're right; you can praise God in ways that are tepid and not soul-winning, or you can praise God in ways that will ensure your eternal salvation.

                          I certainly hope you're prepared to praise Jesus the right way, so you can spend eternity in Heaven with us. We really want that for you.
                          Then I will continue to love and praise God as much as I can and I will continue my PG rated, god friendly anime hobby
                          Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: Hiya

                            Originally posted by CheriaX View Post
                            Hahaha

                            No I wouldn't because firefighting is firefighting. You can praise God on so many different levels though.
                            And the level on which you are praising Him is going to land you in the Lake of fire.

                            Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Cheria the whore
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 8

                              #15
                              Re: Hiya

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              And the level on which you are praising Him is going to land you in the Lake of fire.
                              No it's not hahahaha
                              Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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