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  • George "monoxide7"
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2012
    • 2

    #1

    Hello, people.

    Hello. I could be described by some of you as 'unsaved trash,' for the simple fact of my lack of a church to attend. My parents strongly disagree with attending a church, and are firm atheists. I believe in our Lord, Jesus, and take the Bible literally. I cannot choose a side to waver to, the side of science and discoveries, or the Bible and Christianity.

    I do not have a favorite Bible verse, it's like asking what your favorite song is. It's a fairly hard question, because there are so many, and you don't know what to pick from.

    I do not attend a church, my parents that support me would disown me if I even attempted to go close to one.

    Please help me.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hello, people.

    Originally posted by George "monoxide7" View Post
    I believe in our Lord, Jesus, and take the Bible literally. I cannot choose a side to waver to, the side of science and discoveries, or the Bible and Christianity.
    Believing in our LORD Jesus Christ, and taking the Bible literally means recognizing the authority of the Bible as superior to the fantasy of monkey-worshiping Darwinists. Just so you know.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • George "monoxide7"
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2012
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Hello, people.

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Believing in our LORD Jesus Christ, and taking the Bible literally means recognizing the authority of the Bible as superior to the fantasy of monkey-worshiping Darwinists. Just so you know.

      The sad fact is; I enjoy science, and Christianity as well. I enjoy making truthful discoveries, but I have the hope of eternal bliss after death.

      I, frankly, don't know what to do.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Hello, people.

        Originally posted by George "monoxide7" View Post
        The sad fact is; I enjoy science, and Christianity as well. I enjoy making truthful discoveries, but I have the hope of eternal bliss after death.

        I, frankly, don't know what to do.
        Why not use your love of science to preach the Bible? You could become a scientist who works to prove the Bible is true. Maybe you could be the next William Lane Craig, Ken Ham or Ray Comfort!

        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #5
          Re: Hello, people.

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Why not use your love of science to preach the Bible? You could become a scientist who works to prove the Bible is true. Maybe you could be the next William Lane Craig, Ken Ham or Ray Comfort!
          This is proper science. Secular scientists always try to make things so complicated when it just doesn't need to be. That is one of the reasons that I like Creation Science so much. You don't need a PHD or any real education, in fact any idiot could understand it.

          YIC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: Hello, people.

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            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            This is proper science. Secular scientists always try to make things so complicated when it just doesn't need to be. That is one of the reasons that I like Creation Science so much. You don't need a PHD or any real education, in fact any idiot could understand it.

            YIC

            Jack
            Absolutely! The flat earth is right there. You're standing on it. Why study it any further when the Bible spells it all out to you?

            What could be more evidence of God's influence on the animals post-flood, for example, than the fact all the kangaroos and koalas and so on all went to Australia where they belong instead of scattering everywhere? That's Godly micro management right there staring you in the face.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hello, people.

              Why do your parents hate Jesus? Are they Episcopalians?



              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • FreeFromBrains
                Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                • May 2012
                • 389

                #8
                Re: Hello, people.

                Originally posted by George "monoxide7" View Post
                Hello. I could be described by some of you as 'unsaved trash,' for the simple fact of my lack of a church to attend. My parents strongly disagree with attending a church, and are firm atheists. I believe in our Lord, Jesus, and take the Bible literally. I cannot choose a side to waver to, the side of science and discoveries, or the Bible and Christianity.

                I do not have a favorite Bible verse, it's like asking what your favorite song is. It's a fairly hard question, because there are so many, and you don't know what to pick from.

                I do not attend a church, my parents that support me would disown me if I even attempted to go close to one.

                Please help me.
                You can't have it both ways. The bible says that God made the world and it is only 6000 years old.

                Science says the world is 4.5 billion years old. How can the billion year time frame fit into a 6000 year time frame.
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, people.

                  Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                  You can't have it both ways. The bible says that God made the world and it is only 6000 years old.

                  Science says the world is 4.5 billion years old. How can the billion year time frame fit into a 6000 year time frame.
                  That is quite possibly the first intelligent thing you've said on this forum, God-mocker.

                  Are you ready to come to Jesus?

                  I will pray that your sudden recognition of one Basic Truth will lead to more revelations!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • FreeFromBrains
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                    • May 2012
                    • 389

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, people.

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    That is quite possibly the first intelligent thing you've said on this forum, God-mocker.

                    Are you ready to come to Jesus?

                    I will pray that your sudden recognition of one Basic Truth will lead to more revelations!
                    I think I know enough about Jesus thank you to keep me away from a guy who wore a dress and spent his days hanging around with other dress wearing dudes all day.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, people.

                      Even the computer knows that you are unsaved trash.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                        Scientific Advisor
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2373

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, people.

                        Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                        I think I know enough about Jesus thank you to keep me away from a guy who wore a dress and spent his days hanging around with other dress wearing dudes all day.
                        You should get an infraction for that. Dress codes may change, but the timeless truths of the Bible do not. If you're just being petty and immature, why don't you go crawl back under whatever rock it is that you can out from under and leave us be.
                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, people.

                          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                          why don't you go crawl back under whatever rock it is that you can out from under and leave us be.
                          Ha, ha, ha. That is perfect. Don't you see??

                          The simple fact that he can crawl under a rock PROVES the earth is flat. If it was round; he would keep rolling out before the rock could fall back on him.

                          Thank you so much Dr. Ernest. Your strategies in dealing with these ungrateful scum keeps my faith alive. God bless you!!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, people.

                            Originally posted by George "monoxide7" View Post
                            I believe in our Lord, Jesus, and take the Bible literally.
                            Friend, you've got me all confused. First you say you believe in Jesus and take the Bible literally, but then you say this:

                            I do not attend a church, my parents that support me would disown me if I even attempted to go close to one.
                            It sounds to me like you're worried you'll go hungry or you won't have a place to stay if your parents kick you out. Quite frankly, I don't know how you can possibly have such a concern if you believe in Jesus and the Bible, for we are told that we need nothing more than the Word of God to sustain us:

                            Matthew 4:1-4

                            1 Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.

                            2 And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.

                            3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.

                            4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                            If you are any kind of a man at all, you will tell your parents that you are 110% committed to worshiping Jesus Christ and you will double-dog dare them to kick you out on your ass!
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                            • Jack_S.
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 47

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, people.

                              Originally posted by George "monoxide7" View Post
                              Hello. I could be described by some of you as 'unsaved trash,' for the simple fact of my lack of a church to attend. My parents strongly disagree with attending a church, and are firm atheists. I believe in our Lord, Jesus, and take the Bible literally. I cannot choose a side to waver to, the side of science and discoveries, or the Bible and Christianity.

                              I do not have a favorite Bible verse, it's like asking what your favorite song is. It's a fairly hard question, because there are so many, and you don't know what to pick from.

                              I do not attend a church, my parents that support me would disown me if I even attempted to go close to one.

                              Please help me.
                              Don't you have any form of shame or dignity what so ever to admit to everyone that you don't go to church? Fag*ot; if you were my kid I'd smack your face and stitch your mouth just so you don't embarrass my Jesus anymore.

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