[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I am a lying, scum of Satan!

Thank you. Doesn't it feel good to tell the truth?

Now, who are you, really? Let's have an honest introduction this time, OK?

As Christians, we are willing to forgive; but you do have to repent of your sinful lies.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. You problem is the fact that Jesus is not the central point in your life.
Forget everything else. Concentrate on making Him happy. If you succeed, He in turn will take care of you.
Your faith, like a house of cards, only needs a slight weakness to come tumbling down. Do not disappoint Him.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Look Ma'am, Raul isn't "absence" ...Plz stop it with these doubts and constant attacks that make me look like a lying, scum of Satan, because I am not!, Raul is an Argentinian baptist Pastor who is residing in this country, ma'am & as I've said he's a my protege and my Christly bests friend and benefactor who introduced me to Jesus.

Okay, okay, don't get in a huff. I was only teasing, just having a little fun. We like to have fun here.

So why don't you share your testimony with us! Tell us how Raul introduced you to Jesus. Tell us how Jesus has blessed you since you've come to know Him intimately.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Mr Schitt, could you give me a description of just exactly what you polish for/on Raul, keeping in mind this is a family forum?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Welfare? There are colored people in New Zealand?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jack_S.]

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Okay, okay, don't get in a huff. I was only teasing, just having a little fun. We like to have fun here.

So why don't you share your testimony with us! Tell us how Raul introduced you to Jesus. Tell us how Jesus has blessed you since you've come to know Him intimately.

Ok, sorry I didn't realize that. Again forgive me; ever since I've been off the workforce I became overly sensitive and tends to get offended on petty mockeries and everything that comprises in international news.

I first caught a glimpse of Raul in Yahoo messenger Islam chat room 3 back in May of this year. I used to go there to troll and call these muslims all sort of nasty names albeit the fact that they never did anything to me in real life other to drive me to work with their taxi- when I used to hold a job. I guess I was frustrated with my life, you know. I got no true source of income for months, and I've overuse my current account to buy fast food, cigarretes and all sort of meaningless commodities; that in turn I started to lay all that angers and frustration towards all these Muslims who never did a single thing to me.

Any how there I was- some times in May- trolling and pissing off bunch of Muslims on the microphone; when a person with a nickname loverofchirst007 joined into the chat and did almost the exact same thing that I did, but yet he seems to be more affront and claimed to be a man of the cloth- this made me felt intrigued towards this individual, thus I sent him a private message and we began chatting all through the night. loverofchirst007 as I found out share many things in common with me from misery that I faced during child hood, to the current issues that I'm facing. He explicitly disclosed all his detail about his name "Raul", age "35", & financial status- et cetera. And what's more surprising is that loverofchirst007 "Raul " lives not that far away from where I live. As I've said everything about him is so interrelated, therefore prior from ended our conversation that night he gave me his address and a dinner invitation to his place the next day.

Now, here is the thing, I don't want to get another infringement for yapping too much things, but all I can say in regard of what happened after that conversation we had on Yahoo chat Is that; I met him in person and since then we spent some quality times together- over a cup of tea, under the provision of his majesty Christ Jesus every single day. To me Raul was a Godly beautiful man, whenever I'm with him I can sense the aura of Christ that resonates within his eyes, he fills my heart with the love of Jesus. We laugh, joked, he gave me extra cash to assist me in paying my bank overdraft because he loves me as Christ loves the both of us, and we spend time together praying in solitude away from public scrutiny.

[Jack_S.]

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Welfare? There are colored people in New Zealand?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

There are so many immigrants called the samoan in this country including the indigenous people called the "maori", they are violent and by far more obnoxious and annoying than the US Negroes that I've seen on TV shows.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Jack! Do you ever get over to Australia? I used to go down there one a year to hunt thylacines, but I kind of gave up on it because the hunting hasn't been so good lately. I suppose I could always switch to kangaroos or something. You ever go on a kangaroo hunt?

[Jack_S.]

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Welcome, Jack! Do you ever get over to Australia? I used to go down there one a year to hunt thylacines, but I kind of gave up on it because the hunting hasn't been so good lately. I suppose I could always switch to kangaroos or something. You ever go on a kangaroo hunt?

No, I'm afraid I've never been to OZ, would love too though . Cause during my days as a working Kiwi bloke I used to spend my money on those $250/ hour Asian brothels and some cheap maori wines to get pissed.

As far as going hunting thing.. well no, the only thing that is hunting me right now are those debt collectors, baycorp finances and couple o'chinaman who'm I lost my horse & rugby betting to. I'm trully f*ked, mate.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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This man of the cloth truly opened my eyes; he introduced me to his most glorious lover of all the Lord Christ Jesus, ...

By "man of the cloth" I take it you mean your Jewish tailor?

[Faith_Machine]

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My grandpappy used to hunt thylacines all the time! My daddy too. Sadly, their numbers seemed to keep getting smaller and smaller, to the point that when I got into the sport, it almost seemed like there weren't hardly any left.

Anyway, what's this about you having a hankering to visit Australian brothels? Don't you know that's disgusting and wrong and you'll burn forever in Hell if you do something like that? What's gotten into your head, boy?

[Jack_S.]

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My grandpappy used to hunt thylacines all the time! My daddy too. Sadly, their numbers seemed to keep getting smaller and smaller, to the point that when I got into the sport, it almost seemed like there weren't hardly any left.

Anyway, what's this about you having a hankering to visit Australian brothels? Don't you know that's disgusting and wrong and you'll burn forever in Hell if you do something like that? What's gotten into your head, boy?

I completely don't know what I'm babbling about too, mate. Life has been tough for me for the past months I got threats text messages from at least 40 contacts whom none of them know, and to make it even worse the welfare agency is threatening to stop their payment for the last few weeks.

I truly don't know where I'm going from here, man. In fact everything encompasses my life got soo depressing, my only source of entertainment is to masturbate while thinking about the sex that I had with my past ex lovers.

[Jack_S.]

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I'm not writing this to act funny, or gain your attention or anything. I'm sitting in the 24 hours internet cafe at the moment, going back and forth, waiting for an e mail or text message from Raul, just so he'll let me back into the house after the massive argument we had last night.

I don't know how I can co-op with this life anymore, mate. Got a couple more smokes left in my pocket and I sure don't have enough cash right now to get my self a feed from the Mc-Donald across the street.

[Faith_Machine]

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Well first of all, you need to make a permanent, lifelong commitment that you're never going to masturbate again. Do this immediately! I haven't played with myself in over a year, and let me tell you, it's a constant struggle a great feeling!

As for your financial woes, have you considered tithing to the Landover Baptist Church? When I began tithing, I was really having trouble making ends meet, but I decided to "step out in faith" and commit to giving just 10% of my income to the church.

And wouldn't you know it, just two years later, I got a pay raise!

Naturally, I'm ramping things up and now tithing at the 20% level. I can't wait for God to give me my next salary increase!

[Jack_S.]

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Well first of all, you need to make a permanent, lifelong commitment that you're never going to masturbate again. Do this immediately! I haven't played with myself in over a year, and let me tell you, it's a constant struggle a great feeling!

As for your financial woes, have you considered tithing to the Landover Baptist Church? When I began tithing, I was really having trouble making ends meet, but I decided to "step out in faith" and commit to giving just 10% of my income to the church.

And wouldn't you know it, just two years later, I got a pay raise!

Naturally, I'm ramping things up and now tithing at the 20% level. I can't wait for God to give me my next salary increase!

Hey brother, I tell you what man. By all mean I would love to give some cash out to your congregation but in the mean time all I've got are spare changes and coins for the bus no paypal account or Credit card where I can make any form of a financial transaction towards you's there in America what so ever. Life has been tough so far, I've applied for jobs online for several weeks now but it's utterly useless. Not many companies out there put me on the shortlist and when they did and gave me an interview they come up with some blasphemy like "I'm too over qualified" or that "we got other candidates who is better suited for this job". It's so frustrating, yep, I pray for Jesus to give me the way, I read the bible and spend my time online all day but everything seems to lead me astray. Why; the other f-kin day I was observing the goodness of this forum when a couple of comments made by some new-unsaved folks permeates into the sensitive part of my mind. I couldn't really recalled what it was that they wrote, but I did wrote and posted some hatred in retaliation of their threads that earned me several infringement and a warning from one of the administrator. Though I did what I thought to be the right thing, I would like to apologize to all the members of this forum, including Christ JESUS himself. I was endeavoring to some what fit in the group while at the same time I was adopting the demeanor based of my Christian step-dad (who happen to be called up to heaven by JESUS around 6 years ago). But yeah, mate. I hope you's all accepted my sincere apology and I also hope that our relation will be strengthen through Christ from now till we all are up there in heaven.