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Thank you for excepting me into your faith. I never went to church for the first part of my life, but being in the Army has shown me the way to his greatness.
Thank You again
Thank You again
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Re: Hello all you people of GOD
When I was in the armed forces, we were expected to follow orders. Nothing as complicated as, "Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.", but still...Originally posted by wildman View Post
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Re: Hello all you people of GOD
As we all know, there are no atheists in the fox holes. So you must be able to regale us with some glorious tales of God's unmistakable hand in the slaughter of His enemies and the miraculous survival of soldiers of His favourite nation.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Re: Hello all you people of GOD
Which army? Salvation? MCRmy?Originally posted by wildman View Post
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Re: Hello all you people of GOD
Welcome friend, you are excepted.
How many kills do you have? Did you bathe in the blood to wash yourself of sin?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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"Excepted" is the right word, because we've got nothing but exceptional people here! OK, maybe a midget and one or two retards, but with each passing day God's love makes them more and more exceptional!
Tell us, friend, in what area of your life do you feel there's the most room for Godly improvement?WARNING:
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Tell us friend, yes or no, have you repented of anal sex?The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Wildman, I really hope you are not a troll or any kind of reprobate because nothing would please me more than to know that a soldier, a hero, who has tossed grenades into mosques full of praying mud-slimes is actually among us, worshipping and telling us the heroic stories we need to hear. I really and truly hope you are legit.Originally posted by wildman View Post
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