[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

Hiya, HotAir!

The last Rosh Hashana? Upon what do you base this assertion?

I will open what has been closed.

That explains that odor.

In the beginning was the apple, which was the "Holy Bible". It was eaten because people didn't know any better and you have been cast out of peace ever since this was done.

Apple?

What apple do you mean, friend? Chapter and verse, please.

And this is the first seal... The "Holy Bible" is what goes down to the pit in the end. It begins to crumble on this day; it is now only a matter of time. The liar will finally be laid to rest; His dead body will finally be buried and I will give Him peace.

Please cite your evidence for this assertion.

This is the true beginning, not the false one.

Seal two...

You were warned to put pieces of holy scripture into a box and wear it upon your forehead, and upon your wrist... this was the Holy Bible, and is the meaning of the number 666.

It is the number of a man... because men wrote and invented this monster, this dragon whose long tale curls back in time. It's evil roots extend throughout the planet.

But I dare to cut these roots today. I cut the roots to the fig tree. It will start to wither. It has already begun to rot. The evil tenders of this tree will still think the tree is alive and healthy; but it has been cut down on this day.

You're mixing your metaphors, HotAir. Might want to try writing this stuff in advance and having one of your pals proofread it first. Oh, and the number is of Nero. He's dead now.

The Antichrist is the true Christ. This God you speak of has been the bully, and is coming down.

Could you please show me where "the Antichrist" is referenced as an individual in the Bible?

Chapter and verse. Thanks!

(Note: The movie The Omen is not the Bible.)

You're unbelievably boring. That said, you're the most interesting troll we've had all week. Thanks for raising the bar on trolling!

[Hannah Davis]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

He's in a hot mess. To be fair, I think he's just copy/pasting blindly until he gets banned and he has a little crew of sycophants who are getting ready to sodomise him as a "victory" celebration.

What sort of person would pretend to be something he's not and post things he doesn't believe in?

It must be that. I can't seem to understand why people would do that though.

[Esther B.]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

If you wish to post poetic and unGodly words, I would suggest that you go to the unGodly site known as deviantART, as I am sure that the sinners who gather there will appreciate your words more than the Godly people here do.

There is no place here for a so-called "prophet" like yourself.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

I come in the name of Love to remove the error which destroyed.

Satan, that great deceiver, has masquereded as God for too long. It is time that the truth be told... it is the time that the apocalypse is behind us.

I will sound insane; this is because I must speak religion, which is insane and always has been insane.

It is the beginning of the beginning.

It is the time that the corn who have been standing in the field grow ears.

It is the time that the seals be broken.

It is that time that has been spoken of for so long.

It's because you ARE insane, and I'm sure the unbathed anime groupies you meet with weekly know it, too.

Pastor Ed

[Cursed]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

HotAir777-

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.~Matthew 7:15

The Bible warned me about you, pervert!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

It kind of sounds like the lofty phrase generator in Obama's teleprompter has gone berserk.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

I think I have found the case study I need for my next Thesis. I was having a mighty tough time finding a case study with significant deficiencies in both spiritual and psychological wholesomeness and bam!: God drops this one into my lap.

Glory!

@The Wind 777

Tell me about when you first realised that it was wrong for him to do that to you? Don't be shy, sometimes the victims have nothing to be ashamed about.

YIC

[TheWind777]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

Seal # 4:

In order that you might see that all that I have said will occur, and because you will not be satisfied until the horrors that you have spread have been accomplished, I tell you today that all humankind will experience a horrid drastic drop in population throughout the world starting around the year 2130. At this time, billions of people will die.
This is because of your terrorization, that you continue to encourage no contraception, that you continue to abuse the planet from your carelessness and greed, because you continue to be selfish and inconsiderate. these are not judgments, they are merely that you have allowed yourselves to become overpopulated to such horrible degrees.
The economy will start abruptly ascending again for a time. Things will look hopeful and extremely prosperous again. However, by 2100 the economy will stagnate and will stay as a flat line until about 2120, when suddenly the population will plummet.

There is nothing that can be done to fix this problem because you are too selfish, and too self-centered, and too lazy, and you overpopulate profusely. Your religions encourage overpopulation and stupid people predominate.

This will be the physical apocalypse you have all hoped for. You wish this to happen because you are sad, because you all secretly hate each other and wish others to be dead, and because your religion is sick and twisted. It wishes all to be dead as well, all in Jesus name. You are sad, and filled with hatred. This is why it will occur.
　
Seal # 5:

Just because I say that Hell is closed and thrown into the pit of fire you will continue to believe in Hell and damnation for the next 500 years, at that time you will begin to understand that religion is the root of all your problems. Each religion has it's sicknesses. The Catholic relgion encourages overpopulation and this is a grave sin. They encourage a morose attitude, the worship of death, the encouragement of not using contraceptions, they encourage you not ever having fun, they encourage many sick things. The Baptists, you are some of the worst... you are encouraging the terrors that there are devils and demons in you which is a lie, you encourage a slavery of the mind to hard tasks for no good reason, you encourage many sick concepts. And each of your religions are wrong. They all encourage the concepts of a sick and sadistic God and then say God is Love. This is sick.

In 1000 years the Book will begin to crumble and fall. You will finally have had enough of the sickness of religion.
　

Seal # 6:

Music will become the truth. It has lost its way for a time. It has also aimed at greed and lost its power. After the destruction which must occur because of your selfishness, and not because of judgment as you have lied, music will become the real truth. It will start to spread as the main power of change until truth has overcome religion and religion goes down to the pit.
　

Seal # 7:
You will finally find the wings of the heart and you will learn to truly love. You will start to soar above the caves of the Earth, which is the Holy Bible and all the sickness of the body of death. Jesus, which is the dead body and is not the Christ which is risen meaning can be understood by those who are not fundamental to the words. The dead body of Jesus will finally be buried and will not polute the planet with sickness any more.

This is all the seals were. They are simple and small. They are few.
There is no judgment. You are all released on this day by my statement of these simple facts; yet you will not see the results for yet another 1000 years.

I emplore those who have no heart to find a heart. Those who mock to stop your mocking. Learn to be nice to each other and stop being sarcastic to everything. The world is sad, and you are sad. You have learned to hate because of relgion and science. Each is the culprit, as well as your own sadness; and I am sorry for this.

It is finished...

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

*** blah blah blah ***
It is finished...

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

Where's this idiot copying this utter claptrap from? It's so palpably made up by superstitious fools with no knowledge of the truth about the world it's heartbreaking.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

Hey look! I can act crazy too!



Having owned, at one time or another, ALL of the worlds oceans,
I'm uniquely qualified to give you advice.

1) Always buy an Ocean at HIGH TIDE. More water means More Ocean!

2) If you buy an Ocean that's being sold with it's "Contents Included",
make certain to purchase it when PLENTY of people are swimming in it.

Try to make sure that there are numerous vessels out at sea that day.
You see, both the PEOPLE, and the VESSELS will automatically become YOURS
this way!!!
This can lead to much greater profits!
For instance, on the day I bought the Pacific Ocean, I made SURE that Former President
Richard Nixon was swimming in it.
I never resold Nixon, but I enjoyed his kindly servitude for many years afterwards!

3) When buying a warm weather Ocean, such as THE INDIAN OCEAN,
make sure to bargain!

Warm weather causes severe EVAPORATION!
Don't get suckered into paying for RAIN that someone else already owns!

I hope this answers all your questions!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

　
Seal # 5:

Just because I say that Hell is closed and thrown into the pit of fire you will continue to believe in Hell and damnation for the next 500 years, at that time you will begin to understand that religion is the root of all your problems. ...

In 1000 years the Book will begin to crumble and fall. You will finally have had enough of the sickness of religion.

But the other day, you said it was crumbling and falling now.

Today, you turn around and say it will be 500 years. No, 1,000 years. I don't want to wait 500 or 1,000 years; I want the apocalypse NOW!

What kind of a lame false prophet are you, anyway?

The Baptists, you are some of the worst... you are encouraging the terrors that there are devils and demons in you which is a lie, you encourage a slavery of the mind to hard tasks for no good reason, you encourage many sick concepts. And each of your religions are wrong. They all encourage the concepts of a sick and sadistic God and then say God is Love. This is sick.

Prove that there are no devils and demons.

Then show me where any True Christian™ has ever said that "God is Love".

God is not some abstract concept; He is a very real, very judgmental, very vengeful entity who will resurrect you from unknowing death simply so He can burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire to punish you for not believing in Him or for not following any one of his 613 Commands!

Omnibenevolence is not a Biblical concept. Why don't you understand this?

[Hannah Davis]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

Please just get rid of it. It's making me sick.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

[ scary rant excised] .

You forgot to say "muhahaha"

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Prophet to the Antichrist

Seal # 7:
You will finally find the wings of the heart and you will learn to truly love. You will start to soar above the caves of the Earth, which is the Holy Bible and all the sickness of the body of death. Jesus, which is the dead body and is not the Christ which is risen meaning can be understood by those who are not fundamental to the words. The dead body of Jesus will finally be buried and will not polute the planet with sickness any more.

This is all the seals were. They are simple and small. They are few.
There is no judgment. You are all released on this day by my statement of these simple facts; yet you will not see the results for yet another 1000 years.

I emplore those who have no heart to find a heart. Those who mock to stop your mocking. Learn to be nice to each other and stop being sarcastic to everything. The world is sad, and you are sad. You have learned to hate because of relgion and science. Each is the culprit, as well as your own sadness; and I am sorry for this.

It is finished...

I don't know whether to sing "The Wind Beneath My Wings" or "If I Only Had a Heart."