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  • ruslan
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    • Sep 2012
    • 17

    #16
    Re: Russian Christian

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Yes, this becomes more apparent as your story developsGodas are bad things I agree - I had a Goda - horrible! Try to avoid hadiling in a Baptist ChurchWhere did you get the Nekhoda Irons?Interesting! Fornication with her husband… How’s that done? I doubt Jesus has ever been to a Tractor FactoryWere you dead?Stepfathers can be very quick. You were fed your brothers and sister? No… no… I’m lost here – What’s Chela? Is it a cheap meat substitute? That I understand – but why would anyone want to pleasure an old babushka?Just a minute there boy! How can you forget God and join a church? Yes, drink makes you drop things. I thought you had eaten your brother….I looked up the word “ponel” – Merriam-Webster: Ponel (v. tr) To throw (usually, a bottle of cheap beer) Charlotte Brontë 1847 Jane Eyre, “Ponel me another one Rochester! I’m not going down on that monster whilst I’m sober.” Ah! I see it all! Your brother was a sheep – that’s why you ate him!
    black humor))))

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    • ExGay Alex
      Helping boys become upright model citizens
      True Christian™
      • May 2008
      • 1295

      #17
      Re: Russian Christian

      Originally posted by ruslan View Post
      with Jesus is a very complex relationship to me very difficult to worship him .... October 2 2011goda my mother had an accident with my middle brother, he died a week in a coma, he hadil in the Baptist church and my mother and I Nekhoda .. we have sinned, my mother lived in fornication. developed with her husband. First things first, my mother met Jesus in 1997, it was a powerful minister raised me. my stepfather beat her to it, it was hard to have fed me, two brothers and one sister .. In 2005 she Chela depart from God and in 2006 left him completely and played the harlot my family forgot about God and only my brother and sister have started to go to church to the Baptists. I sinned drank vodka smoked marijuana is dropped ... When I learned that my brother and my mother had an accident, I ponel that the god in him shouting loudly that this for our sins .... My mother had to die but my brother lamb led us back to Jesus ... God lives!!!
      Welcome to the Forum, Ruslan!

      Your Russian is perfect, I am sure

      I hope you are not a spy.

      Perhaps you will find this helpful: In English, after the year, we do not put the word "year" (года). Just "On October 2, 2011, my mother had an accident" is fine.

      "I ponel" (Я понял) is "I understood..."

      We don't say "the God," just "God."

      You meant to say "When I learned that my brother and my mother had had an accident, I understood that this was God's way of shouting at us that their sin was the cause of their misfortune."

      Your testimony is powerful! Praise Jesus for helping you to find the light! I hope you will be with us and help us to worship God together.

      Welcome to Landover
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • James Hutchins
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        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Russian Christian

        Originally posted by ruslan View Post
        black humor))))
        Friend, I assure you Brother Bathfire is not black, soiled from the burning of peat and coal perhaps, but most certainly is not a nigra.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Pastor Ed Lowman
          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
          Always kind and loving
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 1838

          #19
          Re: Russian Christian

          Originally posted by ruslan View Post
          black humor))))
          No, he is serious.

          Like a chlorine tablet in the desert, most of what you say doesn't make sense.

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          • ruslan
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            • Sep 2012
            • 17

            #20
            Re: Russian Christian

            I thank you poneli you have the gift of understanding. I know that without Jesus, my life has no meaning, and I believe all serzh tsem that God loves me
            I would like to share with you my revelation of God but it's difficult, I do not know English I want to dedicate my life to God ...

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
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              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Re: Russian Christian

              Originally posted by ruslan View Post
              I thank you poneli you have the gift of understanding. I know that without Jesus, my life has no meaning, and I believe all serzh tsem that God loves me
              I would like to share with you my revelation of God but it's difficult, I do not know English I want to dedicate my life to God ...
              If God loved you, don't you think He would have put you in His favorite country? Clearly you're not a shining beacon of His Love, so it can't be to set up an example.
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Brother Helge
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                • Jan 2010
                • 1074

                #22
                Re: Russian Christian

                Originally posted by ruslan View Post
                I thank you poneli you have the gift of understanding. I know that without Jesus, my life has no meaning, and I believe all serzh tsem that God loves me
                I would like to share with you my revelation of God but it's difficult, I do not know English I want to dedicate my life to God ...
                Hello and Welcome!

                We all love Jesus here and some of us (as myself) have not been fortunate/blessed enough to be born in the USA!

                I watched a film the other day about Kazakhstan.
                It was made by some man named Borat.
                He wasn't very Christ like.
                I hope you are not like him!

                Praise Jesus!
                "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                John 8:32

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                • John North
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                  • Sep 2012
                  • 414

                  #23
                  Re: Russian Christian

                  Originally posted by ruslan View Post
                  I would like to share with you my revelation of God but it's difficult, I do not know English
                  I’m sure this minor obstacle is not going to stop you from trying...
                  Stop whining
                  (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                  (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                  (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                  (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                  • ruslan
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                    • Sep 2012
                    • 17

                    #24
                    Re: Russian Christian

                    Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                    Hello and Welcome!

                    We all love Jesus here and all of us (as myself) have not been fortunate/blessed enough to be born in the USA!

                    I watched a film the other day about Kazakhstan.
                    It was made by some man named Borat.
                    He wasn't very Christ like.
                    I hope you are not like him!

                    Praise Jesus!
                    This is a very bad movie Sacha Baron Cohen even in Kazakhstan was he humiliated the whole world to my country

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                    • ruslan
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                      • Sep 2012
                      • 17

                      #25
                      Re: Russian Christian

                      Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                      If God loved you, don't you think He would have put you in His favorite country? Clearly you're not a shining beacon of His Love, so it can't be to set up an example.
                      misunderstood the question you asked God's favorite country?

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                      • Brother Helge
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1074

                        #26
                        Re: Russian Christian

                        Originally posted by ruslan View Post
                        This is a very bad movie Sacha Baron Cohen even in Kazakhstan was he humiliated the whole world to my country
                        Hm...

                        Cohen sounds Jooish.

                        It may not come as a coincident, but Jesus hates Joos.

                        And as Paul tell us in Philippians 3:18 they are enemies of the cross!

                        ...and Jesus was not a Joo.
                        "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                        John 8:32

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                        • Brother Helge
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                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1074

                          #27
                          Re: Russian Christian

                          Originally posted by ruslan View Post
                          misunderstood the question you asked God's favorite country?
                          Don't be silly!

                          USA is the most blessed country on earth and is clearly God's favorite country!
                          (Today they are not so great any longer, but what should one aspect with a negro president in charge...)
                          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                          John 8:32

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22378

                            #28
                            Re: Russian Christian

                            Originally posted by ruslan View Post
                            I greet you with the love of Jesus Christ! My name is Ruslan ..... I am interested to find out. you what your opinion of Christianity in the former Soviet communist countries? such as Russia Kazakhstan Ukraine Belarus. in these countries did not have 70 years of Jesus every religion was banned, many men of God died and they were shot at Jesus. nedozhilo so many people awakening of the Holy Spirit .... it has been 20 years since the Soviet Union collapsed, and the fire of the Holy Spirit descended on the countries ...
                            I covered the subject of the Russian Orthodox Church in my brilliant piece The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.

                            After you have read it just burn your Библия, get a proper American King James Bible instead and start working on saving your immortal soul. And please stop saying things like "Kazakhstan". It sounds contagious and we have innocent children visiting this forum.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22897

                              #29
                              Re: Russian Christian

                              Originally posted by ruslan View Post
                              I thank you poneli you have the gift of understanding. I know that without Jesus, my life has no meaning, and I believe all serzh tsem that God loves me
                              I would like to share with you my revelation of God but it's difficult, I do not know English I want to dedicate my life to God ...
                              When St Paul, under the influence of God Almighty, wrote:
                              Ga:3:28: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
                              It is clear that he was speaking spiritually – He did not, for a second, mean that you would all sit in a room together and understand each other: You are not like the Disciples:
                              “1Co:12:10: To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:

                              I think, with all your references to vodka, you’re probably blessed with discerning spirits.

                              It was not for nothing that God divided mankind at the Tower of Babel – foreigners are inherently untrustworthy and therefore (a) cannot preach their lies as they cannot be understood by True Christians (b) have to work harder to reach Salvation, which is only through Jesus, which is through KJV1611, which is written in American

                              PS, do keep writing, I feel you have the right attitude to learn of Jesus's Gifts and how to accept them.
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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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