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  • justinwillis1997
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2012
    • 13

    #1

    hi

    Im an clearly here and i just wanted to introduce my unsaved trash self so everyone can hate on me i was and always have been a non denomonational christian and i dont intend on changing so good luck trying to stop me from putting forth my opinions no matter how tiny and worthless they are all sarcasm intended
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: hi

    Why are you here, Justin?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • justinwillis1997
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2012
      • 13

      #3
      Re: hi

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Why are you here, Justin?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      I qm here to put forth my opinions

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: hi

        Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
        Im an clearly here and i just wanted to introduce my unsaved trash self so everyone can hate on me...
        No one here hates you, or ever will.

        Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

        ... i was and always have been a non denomonational christian and i dont intend on changing so good luck trying to stop me from putting forth my opinions no matter how tiny and worthless they are all sarcasm intended
        Your rights on this (privately owned and operated) forum can be summed up in one easy word: NONE. Other people's obligation to listen to your non-Biblically supported opinion: NONE. Other people's obligation to tolerate your tantrums when told you are wrong: NONE. Deal with it or feel free to leave.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: hi

          Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
          Im an clearly here and i just wanted to introduce my unsaved trash self so everyone can hate on me i was and always have been a non denomonational christian and i dont intend on changing so good luck trying to stop me from putting forth my opinions no matter how tiny and worthless they are all sarcasm intended
          Um...

          Did you have a prayer request or need advice regarding any particular spiritual matters or life issues?

          We'd be happy to help!

          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: hi

            Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
            I qm here to put forth my opinions
            Well, this site is for praising Our Lord Jesus Christ and encouraging people to read the KJV Bible.

            Do you think your "opinions" will allow you to do that? I pray that they will!



            YiC,

            Zech
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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: hi

              Hi Justin, Welcome to Gods Favorite Forum.

              Why do you think anyone cares what your opinions are? Everyone with half a brain knows Gods opinions are the only ones that matter.

              You certainly have some serious self esteem issues. You must be one of those EMO kids.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #8
                Re: hi

                Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
                Im an clearly here and i just wanted to introduce my unsaved trash self so everyone can hate on me i was and always have been a non denomonational christian and i dont intend on changing so good luck trying to stop me from putting forth my opinions no matter how tiny and worthless they are all sarcasm intended
                So that is what has been missing from my life: the uninformed opinions of a 14 year old girl.

                My lucky day.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • justinwillis1997
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 13

                  #9
                  Re: hi

                  You know putting "yours in christ" doesnt make it any less hurtful

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #10
                    Re: hi

                    Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
                    Im an clearly here and i just wanted to introduce my unsaved trash self so everyone can hate on me i was and always have been a non denomonational christian and i dont intend on changing so good luck trying to stop me from putting forth my opinions no matter how tiny and worthless they are all sarcasm intended
                    Interesting. One capital letter and no punctuation whatsoever, and yet the spelling is acceptable. Clearly you are somewhat educated. The atrocious grammar must be due in large part to simple laziness. The Lord hates laziness my dear.

                    His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:

                    Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
                    Matthew 25:26-27
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: hi

                      Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
                      I qm here to put forth my opinions
                      So God's opinions aren't the important thing? And praising them, of course.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: hi

                        Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
                        You know putting "yours in christ" doesnt make it any less hurtful
                        I'll tell you what is hurtful: bursting in wearing your big boots stomping around and pissing on our most cherished beliefs.

                        You kids may find that behaviour acceptable but around here we are decent to each and every True Christian™.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • justinwillis1997
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: hi

                          Can someone please just tell pastor eziekeil erm whoever to just delete this account it would be deeply appreciated

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #14
                            Re: hi

                            Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
                            Can someone please just tell pastor eziekeil erm whoever to just delete this account it would be deeply appreciated
                            Accounts are never deleted.

                            For all of time your hateful rant will be an example of iniquity and spitting into the baby Jesus' crying face to people around the world.

                            Along with your name and birthdate.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #15
                              Re: hi

                              Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
                              Can someone please just tell pastor eziekeil erm whoever to just delete this account it would be deeply appreciated
                              Now why would we do that? You might one day come back and fondly reminisce about the time when you were wrong about God and see your earlier posts and smile fondly at the misguided and rash person you once were. Others can also learn by seeing what not to do.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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