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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: hey

    Originally posted by counter345 View Post
    Got it. "Poor Me" troll.

    One of the most tiresome.

    Let us know when you end your little pity party and want to discuss something.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #17
      Re: hey

      Haha he's giving us psychotherapy. Shall we all sit and watch a power point?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • counter345
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2012
        • 57

        #18
        Re: hey

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Got it. "Poor Me" troll.

        One of the most tiresome.

        Let us know when you end your little pity party and want to discuss something.
        Please refer to the 'argument pyramid' and place yourself at the bottom.

        Shall we all sit and watch a power point?
        Haha, very mature.
        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #19
          Re: hey

          Tell us more about your wise point of view about how we are all stupid and you are so wise for wanting to burn forever, great teacher.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • counter345
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2012
            • 57

            #20
            Re: hey

            Reason: Posting Gay Triangles on our Godly Forum
            Funny, because triangles can't even have genders.

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            Tell us more about your wise point of view about how we are all stupid and you are so wise for wanting to burn forever, great teacher.
            And yet you twist my words to make me sound like some malevolent person.
            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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            • Born Again Bob
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2318

              #21
              Re: hey

              Dear Brother,

              Originally posted by counter345 View Post
              Funny, because triangles can't even have genders.
              Any triangle with a highly acute angle between sides is basically a penis. Have you read Euclid?

              Or do you prefer to conduct studies of the stress people who read Euclid undergo?

              Yours in Him,
              bab

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #22
                Re: hey

                Originally posted by counter345 View Post
                Funny, because triangles can't even have genders.
                The Gay Agenda is not lost on us, dear.


                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #23
                  Re: hey

                  Originally posted by counter345 View Post
                  Funny, because triangles can't even have genders.



                  And yet you twist my words to make me sound like some malevolent person.
                  No, seriously, please tell us some amazing wisdom about how Hell isn't a real place. It never gets tiresome. At the first utterance at least ten of us will turn our backs on a lifetime of faith. It's so effective.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • counter345
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 57

                    #24
                    Re: hey

                    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                    Dear Brother,



                    An acute triangle is basically a penis. Have you read Euclid?

                    Yours in Him,
                    bab
                    If you have a triangular-shaped penis, I would see a clinic!
                    For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #25
                      Re: hey

                      Originally posted by counter345 View Post
                      Please refer to the 'argument pyramid' and place yourself at the bottom.



                      Haha, very mature.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #26
                        Re: hey

                        Originally posted by counter345 View Post
                        If you have a triangular-shaped penis, I would see a clinic!
                        If only you could begin to realise how insensitive that was!

                        Brother BAB is not interested in putting penises of any shape in your bottom, friend, so please desist from trying your filthy seduction. There are no gay True Christians(tm).
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • counter345
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 57

                          #27
                          Re: hey

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          Very mature.

                          There are no gay True Christians™.
                          Sounds like you're in denial.
                          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #28
                            Re: hey

                            Originally posted by counter345 View Post
                            Sounds like you're in denial.
                            Have you ever read the Bible? God hates queers. You aren't dealing with trollable teen jocks here, friend. We are all bathed in the blood of the lamb and chortle at your feeble persecution. You've not even worked up a blessing.

                            Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #29
                              Re: hey

                              Originally posted by counter345 View Post
                              Very mature.
                              You've perfectly demonstrated my point.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                              • counter345
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Sep 2012
                                • 57

                                #30
                                Re: hey

                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                You've perfectly demonstrated my point.
                                vice versa.

                                God hates queers.
                                Yes, I know what your religion thinks.

                                You aren't dealing with trollable teen jocks here, friend.
                                And you're not dealing with a troll, as I've just said.
                                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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