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  • southern bastard kid
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2012
    • 16

    #1

    hypocrites

    Being the grandson of 2 pastors i thought you guys would like to hear this. You all have done things on this website God frowns apon. Yall display hate and try to disprove laws of this earth that God created man to find. Ive read some threads bout only sluts get raped and down syndrome is a lifestyle choice. People please. think before you speak. you are correct in saying God didnt created the sickness but sickness and sin was brought on this earth by Adam and Eve wen they had sex with satan. that is the true apple of the tree. and selling your children you guys lost your mind. God is disapointed in everyone of one and i hope you are on your knees praying for forgiviness because God will laugh in your face as you approch His golden gates and tell you that you dont know Him or His Son. i hope you all see what your doing is evil to a extream and God will forgive you.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: hypocrites

    Son, unless you have been Saved and grafted onto the Living Vine, you cannot know what God frowns upon.

    I suggest you read your Holy Bible again, this time ALL of it, not just the palatable parts.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Seventy
      Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
      • Sep 2012
      • 153

      #3
      Re: hypocrites

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      I suggest you read your Holy Bible again, this time ALL of it, not just the palatable parts.

      Wise advice that ALL christians should take,don't you think?
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: hypocrites

        Originally posted by Seventy View Post
        Wise advice that ALL christians should take,don't you think?
        Yes! This is one of the things we True Christians™ at Landover Baptist Church advocate the most! In fact, you can tell a True Christian™ from a false christian by the way they know and follow the Law of the LORD!

        Oh Seventy, I pray there is hope for you yet!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: hypocrites

          Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
          Being the grandson of 2 pastors i thought you guys would like to hear this. You all have done things on this website God frowns apon. Yall display hate and try to disprove laws of this earth that God created man to find. Ive read some threads bout only sluts get raped and down syndrome is a lifestyle choice. People please. think before you speak. you are correct in saying God didnt created the sickness but sickness and sin was brought on this earth by Adam and Eve wen they had sex with satan. that is the true apple of the tree. and selling your children you guys lost your mind. God is disapointed in everyone of one and i hope you are on your knees praying for forgiviness because God will laugh in your face as you approch His golden gates and tell you that you dont know Him or His Son. i hope you all see what your doing is evil to a extream and God will forgive you.
          Hello grandson of two pastors!



          Please show specific Scriptural support for:

          - sexual congress between Adam and Eve and Satan.

          - any mention of apples in Genesis.

          - a detailed description of Golden Gates as an entrance to Heaven.

          - any instance where God has frowned upon Landover.

          Book. Chapter. Verse.

          Your time is limited. Make good use of it!



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • southern bastard kid
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2012
            • 16

            #6
            Re: hypocrites

            I am saved by the Holy Lord, and I'm on my way to finishing the bible and will start a second time. There is a select group of people on this site that display hate and the things they stand for are unethacal. They are the ones that display hypocrisy. They speak of hate and instead of praying for those with diseases that say they are faking it for hard wrokers tax money. Sorry, if i'm wrong, but didnt Jesus say help those in need? My mother always said, "by His stripes we are healed." I just want to point out some of the people on here that instead of trying to help people they call them ignorant or non believer or God haters. Those people are lost and need someone to explain to them why they need the Lord, and to feel the joy and peace Godly followers feel. When they show hate to the lost, the lost will never be found. They have single handedly pushed those people even further away from Almighty God. This site has people that slander the lost people, and God would not appreciate that by His followers.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: hypocrites

              Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
              I am saved by the Holy Lord, and I'm on my way to finishing the bible and will start a second time. There is a select group of people on this site that display hate and the things they stand for are unethacal. They are the ones that display hypocrisy. They speak of hate and instead of praying for those with diseases that say they are faking it for hard wrokers tax money. Sorry, if i'm wrong, but didnt Jesus say help those in need? My mother always said, "by His stripes we are healed." I just want to point out some of the people on here that instead of trying to help people they call them ignorant or non believer or God haters. Those people are lost and need someone to explain to them why they need the Lord, and to feel the joy and peace Godly followers feel. When they show hate to the lost, the lost will never be found. They have single handedly pushed those people even further away from Almighty God. This site has people that slander the lost people, and God would not appreciate that by His followers.
              How old are you?

              Honestly?

              Just as a reference before going further.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Pastor Ed Lowman
                Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                Always kind and loving
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2011
                • 1838

                #8
                Re: hypocrites

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                Being the grandson of 2 pastors i thought you guys would like to hear this.
                No, we don't want to hear it, 13-year-old. There are many false pastors and we reprove and rebuke them all--and their grandkids.

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                You all have done things on this website God frowns apon. Yall display hate and try to disprove laws of this earth that God created man to find.
                Satan is "the prince of the power of the air" (Ephesians 2:2) and so we do not follow "laws of this earth." And God reveals his Truths™ to His People™ through the Bible, not some pact with Satanists in white coats.

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                Ive read some threads bout only sluts get raped
                We didn't say "only," but usually, it's true.

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                and down syndrome is a lifestyle choice. People please. think before you speak.
                It is. There is no reason for the lazy and cursed to slow everybody else down because they won't try to learn like the rest of God's children.

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                you are correct in saying God didnt created the sickness but sickness and sin was brought on this earth by Adam and Eve wen they had sex with satan.
                Scripture please.

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                that is the true apple of the tree.
                And where in the Bible do we read about Adam and Eve eating an apple?

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                and selling your children you guys lost your mind.
                So God lost His mind when he set up the provisions for selling one's daughter?? See Exodus 21:7-10

                Sounds like you think you should be God and make your own rules.

                Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                God is disapointed in everyone of one and i hope you are on your knees praying for forgiviness because God will laugh in your face as you approch His golden gates and tell you that you dont know Him or His Son. i hope you all see what your doing is evil to a extream and God will forgive you.
                So you are mocking us and looking down on us? Do you want us to fail? Are you happy that you feel righteous?

                Sounds like you are a hateful Pharisee...

                Matthew 23:13: "But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in."

                Pastor Ed

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: hypocrites

                  Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                  I am saved by the Holy Lord, and I'm on my way to finishing the bible and will start a second time.
                  So you'll have an easy time answering Brother Smyth's questions, right?

                  There is a select group of people on this site that display hate and the things they stand for are unethacal. They are the ones that display hypocrisy. They speak of hate and instead of praying for those with diseases that say they are faking it for hard wrokers tax money. Sorry, if i'm wrong, but didnt Jesus say help those in need? My mother always said, "by His stripes we are healed."
                  We need direct quotations in context for what Jesus said. I seem to recall that we are to heal those who have faith to be healed:

                  Acts 14:8-10: And there sat a certain man at Lystra, impotent in his feet, being a cripple from his mother's womb, who never had walked: The same heard Paul speak: who stedfastly beholding him, and perceiving that he had faith to be healed, Said with a loud voice, Stand upright on thy feet. And he leaped and walked.

                  I just want to point out some of the people on here that instead of trying to help people they call them ignorant or non believer or God haters. Those people are lost and need someone to explain to them why they need the Lord, and to feel the joy and peace Godly followers feel. When they show hate to the lost, the lost will never be found. They have single handedly pushed those people even further away from Almighty God. This site has people that slander the lost people, and God would not appreciate that by His followers.
                  You've just passed moral judgment on no less than Our Lord Jesus Christ Himself.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • southern bastard kid
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: hypocrites

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    No, we don't want to hear it, 13-year-old. There are many false pastors and we reprove and rebuke them all--and their grandkids.

                    this is what im talking about. i may be a confused christian and you rebuke me. instead of try to help me see what ive been tought is wrong or incorrect. maybe if you took the time to help me i can change and my grandfathers might be able to come with me to heaven with me and all GOOD HOLY christians. but that is not how you all seem to work. im different or wrong so you critize me? I am a 19 year old young man and you all take my hope of a chance to spend forever with my Lord and Savior. my faith may not be strong but my love for God and others is great. you have no right to judge me till you are PERFECT and that will never happen. i have my flaws like every man on this earth including ALL pastors and ALL christians. NO ONE IS PERFECT WE ARE PEASANTS ON THIS EARTH.

                    Mary: thank you for your display of kindness and caring you give me hope that there are still good christians out there and i hope they all can see the truth for what it is and follow the Lord. GOD LOVES ALL.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: hypocrites

                      Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                      this is what im talking about. i may be a confused christian and you rebuke me. instead of try to help me see what ive been tought is wrong or incorrect. maybe if you took the time to help me i can change and my grandfathers might be able to come with me to heaven with me and all GOOD HOLY christians. but that is not how you all seem to work. im different or wrong so you critize me? I am a 19 year old young man and you all take my hope of a chance to spend forever with my Lord and Savior. my faith may not be strong but my love for God and others is great. you have no right to judge me till you are PERFECT and that will never happen. i have my flaws like every man on this earth including ALL pastors and ALL christians. NO ONE IS PERFECT WE ARE PEASANTS ON THIS EARTH.
                      Matt. 5:48: Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

                      Why would Christ command us to be something that will never happen?

                      Mary: thank you for your display of kindness and caring you give me hope that there are still good christians out there and i hope they all can see the truth for what it is and follow the Lord. GOD LOVES ALL.
                      Where does it say in the Bible that God loves all? He hates and even abhors some people:

                      Psalm 5:4-6: For thou [art] not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee. The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity. Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Pastor Ed Lowman
                        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                        Always kind and loving
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 1838

                        #12
                        Re: hypocrites

                        Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                        No, we don't want to hear it, 13-year-old. There are many false pastors and we reprove and rebuke them all--and their grandkids.

                        this is what im talking about. i may be a confused christian and you rebuke me. instead of try to help me see what ive been tought is wrong or incorrect. maybe if you took the time to help me i can change and my grandfathers might be able to come with me to heaven with me and all GOOD HOLY christians. but that is not how you all seem to work. im different or wrong so you critize me? I am a 19 year old young man and you all take my hope of a chance to spend forever with my Lord and Savior. my faith may not be strong but my love for God and others is great. you have no right to judge me till you are PERFECT and that will never happen. i have my flaws like every man on this earth including ALL pastors and ALL christians. NO ONE IS PERFECT WE ARE PEASANTS ON THIS EARTH.

                        Mary: thank you for your display of kindness and caring you give me hope that there are still good christians out there and i hope they all can see the truth for what it is and follow the Lord. GOD LOVES ALL.
                        God doesn't love all (see Romans 9:13; Psalm 11:5), and yes, we are to judge (see John 7:24), but it's called tough love, son. That's what you've experienced.

                        We are hard on you because we want to see you lay hold on the bosom of eternal life with us someday. Why not stick around and learn instead of moping and whining?

                        Pastor Ed

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: hypocrites

                          Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                          you are correct in saying God didnt created the sickness
                          Wha? No True Christian(tm) has said God didn't create sickness.

                          God is all-powerful. He created viruses, bacteria, and parasitic wasps that eat caterpillars alive from the inside out.

                          but sickness and sin was brought on this earth by Adam and Eve wen they had sex with satan.


                          Scripture, please.

                          that is the true apple of the tree.
                          Please show me the reference to an "apple" in Genesis.

                          I think you're lying about being related to Baptist pastors. Catholic priests, maybe. They make up their own Bible stories, as you are doing here.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: hypocrites

                            Originally posted by southern baptist kid View Post
                            Mary: thank you for your display of kindness and caring you give me hope that there are still good christians out there and i hope they all can see the truth for what it is and follow the Lord. GOD LOVES ALL.
                            Why thank you, but you have lost my hope. I thought you might actually be a True Christian™ but you've deceived us. You should be ashamed of yourself. You don't love the God of the Bible, you love the god of your own imagination. You don't even KNOW the God of the Bible. Thrice have you been asked to present the scripture from which you've said Adam and Eve had sex with Satan. Thrice have you ignored these requests. No one has treated you any less than you deserve, having come here and immediately rebuking us for crimes we did not commit.

                            You are confused and have a weak faith because you've been taught lies by people who know and love you. It's not surprising, they were taught lies by those who knew and loved them. The idea that God is all loving, that correcting one's Brother is wrong, the idea that True Christians™ are not perfect, these are all ideas modern society has poisoned the faith with. Look not to the churches of today's culture, the churches that water down the faith in hopes that encourages people to feel good about themselves so they come back and line the money plates with bills. Look instead to the Holy Bible. You start with our wonderful Bible Study Forum if you'd like to get your hands dirty right away.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #15
                              Re: hypocrites

                              Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                              Wise advice that ALL christians should take,don't you think?
                              Yes. That's our central message. What's your point? Perhaps the penny's about to drop.

                              We are not ashamed of our God. Why would we be? He is glorious.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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