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Hi guys! I am a total retard!
Came to see what you guys are like up close! Y halo there everyone!
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Hi there. Tell us about your walk with Jesus.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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What do you mean 'up close'?Originally posted by Lawd Desidas Silves View Post
I hope to God you are not just a mawker.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I see you have overlooked the clear instructions at the top of the page. I'll re-post them for you:Originally posted by Lawd Desidas Silves View Post
We look forward to getting to know you!Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us
what church you go to and
what your favorite Bible verse is and
how you came to find Jesus.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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It seems I'm unsaved trash. Oh you guys... :3Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Accept the challenge and kneel before Him. He is standing proud before you ready to smother you in His love if only you will have Him.Originally posted by Lawd Desidas Silves View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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I see you have overlooked the instructions at the top of the page AND the "Read This Thread Before Posting" thread.Originally posted by Lawd Desidas Silves View Post
Since you are a guest here, it would be the considerate thing to do to follow our few simple instructions, don't you agree?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Maybe you missed this part:
Yours in Christ,Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: Hi guys! I am a total retard!
It's too bad your forum staff had to go an ruin the way Christianity looks to me. I mean, when you're running a forum, who in their right mind would go and add: "I'm a total retard" to the thread title.
I don't have a favorite bible verse, I don't go to any church and how I came to find Jesus is through family.
Until the staff improves, I don't think this forum is worth my time.Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: Hi guys! I am a total retard!
I think that was an administrator's way of letting you know that we know that you hate Jesus, and we're not interested in playing your little 4chan games.Originally posted by Lawd Desidas Silves View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: Hi guys! I am a total retard!
I swear, I love Jesus as much as you do, I'm not from 4chan. Frankly, I'm a furry. 4channers hate furries!Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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I see, you're a pervert who mocks the Lord.Originally posted by Lawd Desidas Silves View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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No! You got me all wrong man! I don't mock anyone!Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostI see, you're a pervert who mocks the Lord.Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: Hi guys! I am a total retard!
Every time you dream of sodomising a pony you dribble your spit down Jesus' cheeks.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Re: Hi guys! I am a total retard!
Yiffing and masturbating to cartoon animal porn is blasphemy worthy of capital punishment, according to the Bible. You are taking advantage of a liberal society in which God has been kicked out of government. Is your goal to burn in Hell for all eternity, or just to rape as many unsuspecting pets as possible on your way there?Originally posted by Lawd Desidas Silves View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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