Hello, Friends!

[PraiseTheLord4]

Hey, all. My name is Courtney. I am 18 years of age and new here(clearly). I just wanted to introduce myself formally

I try to go to church as much as possible, but due to personal issues, have not been able to do much but go to school. I attend Christ Church United in Lowell, Massachusetts.

I was raised to believe in God, and I have always love Him.

Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalms 37:4

[Redeemed Papist]

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What desires of your heart has He granted to you? What do you pray for?

An end to anal sex and blaspheming by atheistic scum is what I'm currently praying for.

[PraiseTheLord4]

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I pray for my family, mostly. They are the most precious thing in my life.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I pray for my family, too. They are pitiful deluded wretched in the grip of the Catholic cult. They will burn forever in the fires of Hell if they don't find Jesus.

What dreadful sins do your family need saving from?

[PraiseTheLord4]

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My family is constantly fighting. I can't stand it most of the time. They hate each other, and blame each other for ridiculous things.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Courtney!

How many healthy Christian sons have you provided for your husband? I pray it's a whole bunch!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[PraiseTheLord4]

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I am eighteen...so...none. I am a bit too young for children. Or a husband.

[Didymus Much]

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I am eighteen...so...none. I am a bit too young for children. Or a husband.

Uh, what country are you in? Certainly isn't the United States, where girls can get legally married as young as 13. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age and scroll down to New Hampshire.

As far as children go, these folks are the "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" variety. Sweet Baby Jesus cries over your wasted egg each month, ya know?

[PraiseTheLord4]

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You like Kurt Vonnegut? I have been meaning to read some of his works, but have been really busy.

Also, your Ron Jeremy signature is great.

Your whole post made me laugh. I think I am starting to realize that this world can be changed. With more people like you, we could make things better.

[Redeemed Papist]

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You like Kurt Vonnegut? I have been meaning to read some of his works, but have been really busy.

Also, your Ron Jeremy signature is great.

Your whole post made me laugh. I think I am starting to realize that this world can be changed. With more people like you, we could make things better.

Didymus is a foul atheist tempter. Do not listen to him. I honestly don't know why the pastors don't ban him. I think he's like a court jester.

You need to get your father to find you a husband to teach you what to think and to give you children. All this worry about things that aren't your responsibility will just melt away as you produce sons for Jesus.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Pay no attention to atheist scum like him. He exists only to try the patience of Jesus.

The world would be a better place if people would put Jesus back into their lives and rejoice at His temporary sacrifice to save us all from His just mercy.

If I were you I would pray that your family embrace the Lords work before Jesus sends them all to Hell to burn for all eternity.

YIC

[PraiseTheLord4]

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Hello Courtney!

How many healthy Christian sons have you provided for your husband? I pray it's a whole bunch!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Pay no attention to atheist scum like him. He exists only to try the patience of Jesus.

The world would be a better place if people would put Jesus back into their lives and rejoice at His temporary sacrifice to save us all from His just mercy.

If I were you I would pray that your family embrace the Lords work before Jesus sends them all to Hell to burn for all eternity.

YIC

You did NOT just say my family is going to Hell. Secondly, If I were you, I'd take a look at myself and realize that calling others names is not the "Godly" thing to do.

[Didymus Much]

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...If I were you, I'd take a look at myself and realize that calling others names is not the "Godly" thing to do.

Then why did Jesus call people "dogs" and "vipers"?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You did NOT just say my family is going to Hell. Secondly, If I were you, I'd take a look at myself and realize that calling others names is not the "Godly" thing to do.

Be very careful how you speak to a True Christian(tm) my friend. That is the only warning you will get.

You should be able to get your point across without losing your temper.

YiC,

Zech

[PraiseTheLord4]

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Then why did Jesus call people "dogs" and "vipers"?

That is a great point. Hmmmmmm. Guess he wasn't such a kind Lord after all.

I was going to send you a pm but apparently I don't have permission. I like the work that you're doing! Keep it up!