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  • PraiseTheLord4
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    • Oct 2012
    • 23

    #1

    Hello, Friends!

    Hey, all. My name is Courtney. I am 18 years of age and new here(clearly). I just wanted to introduce myself formally

    I try to go to church as much as possible, but due to personal issues, have not been able to do much but go to school. I attend Christ Church United in Lowell, Massachusetts.

    I was raised to believe in God, and I have always love Him.

    Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalms 37:4
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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Hello, Friends!

    What desires of your heart has He granted to you? What do you pray for?

    An end to anal sex and blaspheming by atheistic scum is what I'm currently praying for.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • PraiseTheLord4
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      • Oct 2012
      • 23

      #3
      Re: Hello, Friends!

      I pray for my family, mostly. They are the most precious thing in my life.
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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Hello, Friends!

        I pray for my family, too. They are pitiful deluded wretched in the grip of the Catholic cult. They will burn forever in the fires of Hell if they don't find Jesus.

        What dreadful sins do your family need saving from?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • PraiseTheLord4
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          • Oct 2012
          • 23

          #5
          Re: Hello, Friends!

          My family is constantly fighting. I can't stand it most of the time. They hate each other, and blame each other for ridiculous things.
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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Hello, Friends!

            Hello Courtney!

            How many healthy Christian sons have you provided for your husband? I pray it's a whole bunch!



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • PraiseTheLord4
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              • Oct 2012
              • 23

              #7
              Re: Hello, Friends!

              I am eighteen...so...none. I am a bit too young for children. Or a husband.
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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: Hello, Friends!

                Originally posted by PraiseTheLord4 View Post
                I am eighteen...so...none. I am a bit too young for children. Or a husband.
                Uh, what country are you in? Certainly isn't the United States, where girls can get legally married as young as 13. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age and scroll down to New Hampshire.

                As far as children go, these folks are the "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" variety. Sweet Baby Jesus cries over your wasted egg each month, ya know?

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                • PraiseTheLord4
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                  • Oct 2012
                  • 23

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, Friends!

                  You like Kurt Vonnegut? I have been meaning to read some of his works, but have been really busy.

                  Also, your Ron Jeremy signature is great.

                  Your whole post made me laugh. I think I am starting to realize that this world can be changed. With more people like you, we could make things better.
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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, Friends!

                    Originally posted by PraiseTheLord4 View Post
                    You like Kurt Vonnegut? I have been meaning to read some of his works, but have been really busy.

                    Also, your Ron Jeremy signature is great.

                    Your whole post made me laugh. I think I am starting to realize that this world can be changed. With more people like you, we could make things better.
                    Didymus is a foul atheist tempter. Do not listen to him. I honestly don't know why the pastors don't ban him. I think he's like a court jester.

                    You need to get your father to find you a husband to teach you what to think and to give you children. All this worry about things that aren't your responsibility will just melt away as you produce sons for Jesus.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, Friends!

                      Pay no attention to atheist scum like him. He exists only to try the patience of Jesus.

                      The world would be a better place if people would put Jesus back into their lives and rejoice at His temporary sacrifice to save us all from His just mercy.

                      If I were you I would pray that your family embrace the Lords work before Jesus sends them all to Hell to burn for all eternity.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • PraiseTheLord4
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                        • Oct 2012
                        • 23

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, Friends!

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Hello Courtney!

                        How many healthy Christian sons have you provided for your husband? I pray it's a whole bunch!



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
                        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                        Pay no attention to atheist scum like him. He exists only to try the patience of Jesus.

                        The world would be a better place if people would put Jesus back into their lives and rejoice at His temporary sacrifice to save us all from His just mercy.

                        If I were you I would pray that your family embrace the Lords work before Jesus sends them all to Hell to burn for all eternity.

                        YIC
                        You did NOT just say my family is going to Hell. Secondly, If I were you, I'd take a look at myself and realize that calling others names is not the "Godly" thing to do.
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                        • Didymus Much
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, Friends!

                          Originally posted by PraiseTheLord4 View Post
                          ...If I were you, I'd take a look at myself and realize that calling others names is not the "Godly" thing to do.
                          Then why did Jesus call people "dogs" and "vipers"?

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, Friends!

                            Originally posted by PraiseTheLord4 View Post
                            You did NOT just say my family is going to Hell. Secondly, If I were you, I'd take a look at myself and realize that calling others names is not the "Godly" thing to do.
                            Be very careful how you speak to a True Christian(tm) my friend. That is the only warning you will get.

                            You should be able to get your point across without losing your temper.

                            YiC,

                            Zech
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                            • PraiseTheLord4
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                              • Oct 2012
                              • 23

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, Friends!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Then why did Jesus call people "dogs" and "vipers"?
                              That is a great point. Hmmmmmm. Guess he wasn't such a kind Lord after all.

                              I was going to send you a pm but apparently I don't have permission. I like the work that you're doing! Keep it up!
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