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Hey, so my name is Jon Tabbot. I'm 23 years old, almost 24. I've never been the kind of person to do something like this, but I know I must. Its time. I have a beautiful wife, Carol, and a child on the way. I've never been a religious man. I grew up in an orphanage, never new my parents. It was a small place with lots of kids and those who cared for us didn't have much time for individuals so I never really had the religious, spiritual upbringing some people are so fortunate to have. I guess I've always been aware of religion, but I never took too much notice of it. But a few weeks ago this car crashed into mine while i was driving alone. The other driver died. I got out of it with minor injuries, a miracle you could say. You know how they say your life can flash before your eyes? Well, mine did. I realized I need to make some serious life changes, especially with the new Tabbot on the way. I want to raise my son or daughter right. So I'm here to learn. Please, allow me to learn from you. Teach me of Jesus, and God, and the Bible, and what it means to be Christian. I come to you with an open heart, open ears, and an open mind.
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Re: Hi everyone.
Read the Bible.
We're the real deal here. We are so confident that the true word of God in the King James Bible will inspire you to the right conclusions about the reality of God that we just say you should go to it. Start at Genesis and finish at Revelation and the clear and unambiguous scripture with not a single contradictory passage will illuminate your life.
I particularly love the wonder of the survival of the eight people and the animals on the ark when God saved them in His love from the Flood He had sent to destroy all other life on Earth. But I don't want to bias you as to why there are no more giants - find out for yourself.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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The truth about volcanos
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Hey, so?
What part of Cannukistan are you from?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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To first:
I'll definitely get right on that. I went out and purchased a new Copy of the King Jame Bible and I guess I know what I'm doing this weekend!
To Second:
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I just finished reading the first chapter of Genesis. You know how when you've been working outside and you're all sweaty, and grimy, and greasy and you come in and you get in a nice cold shower and you can just feel the water washing away the dirt, the filth just melts away from you. That's how I feel now, although obviously not physically, spiritually.
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Is it "religion" you seek, or truth?Originally posted by JonTabbot View Post
Will you accept the truth that MOST of humanity is and will burn in Hell forever (Matthew 7:13-14; 21-23)? Are you willing to bow the knee to a Savior who plans to fry the majority of souls who have ever lived?
You seem a bit too eager to learn, which implies you are either dumb or perhaps just a troll.
I'm suspicious to say the least!
Pastor Ed
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Welcome, Tabbot! Are you worried your wife might be carrying a female baby?WARNING:
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Dont you think its weird that god had to have the other person die just so that you could be saved? Why couldn't you both have lived if it was a miracle? I dont want to rain on your parade but dont just jump head into this, people have horrible car accidents all the time, sometimes people live, sometimes they dont, you lived, what makes you think that it was a miracle?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Friend, if God wasn't mysterious, He would be simple enough for our human minds to figure Him out.Originally posted by Progress View Post
Think outside the box, dear. God is bigger than that.
For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
Isaiah 55:9Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Why should I believe in God?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Please do not flit around the forum derailing our Godly threads. This happens to be someone else's introduction thread.Originally posted by Progress View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Because He will burn you forever if you don't.Originally posted by Progress View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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I think I can answer this. Often after a few drinks you're more relaxed than the other driver so you aren't so tense on impact. Happened to me a few times and I've never had a scratchOriginally posted by Progress View Post
. As my Mammy (and Bill O'Reilly) says, the Lord only helps those who help themselves.
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