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  • #1

    Hey

    I am a 17 year old guy from Norway, I am a student and play music on my spare time


    <-- my Band hehe NOT
    This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg
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  • #2
    Re: Hey

    Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
    I am a 17 year old guy from Norway, I am a student and play music on my spare time


    <-- my Band hehe NOT
    Norway? My, how exotic!

    So what Bible Verse sets your soul ablaze with Christ's Love?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Hey

      What has Jesus ever done to you to make you hate Him?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #4
        Re: Hey

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        What has Jesus ever done to you to make you hate Him?
        have never met Jesus but he if what is written about him is true he must be a nice guy.
        This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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        • #5
          Re: Hey

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Norway? My, how exotic!

          So what Bible Verse sets your soul ablaze with Christ's Love?

          I cant remember anyone right now :/
          This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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          • #6
            Re: Hey

            Another anally obsessed eskimoe.

            Friend, Jesus sees you checking Him out. He is interested in you, just not 'that way'.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Hey

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Another anally obsessed eskimoe.

              Friend, Jesus sees you checking Him out. He is interested in you, just not 'that way'.
              I am a gay. and i am an eskimoe.

              I think you are a litle early out by judgeing people. so what if I like to fuck a penguin?
              This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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              • #8
                Re: Hey

                Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                I am a gay. and i am an eskimoe.

                I think you are a litle early out by judgeing people. so what if I like to piffle a penguin?
                You will go to Hell, just like if you're not baptized (Acts 2:38; Mark 16:16; I Peter 3:21), don't confess your sins believing (Romans 10:9-10), and don't repent (Luke 13:3)--and if you don't quit trolling us in one of the feeblest efforts we've seen in a while (Galatians 6:7).

                And I'm sure your band sucks.

                Pastor Ed

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                • #9
                  Re: Hey

                  Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                  I am a gay. and i am an eskimoe.

                  I think you are a litle early out by judgeing people. so what if I like to piffle a penguin?
                  Wow, Editing my post. you guys are so mature.
                  This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hey

                    Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                    Wow, Editing my post. you guys are so mature.
                    Friend, you're mistaken. No one has edited your post. You seem to be a bit paranoid as well. Is this common in Norwegia?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hey

                      Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                      have never met Jesus but he if what is written about him is true he must be a nice guy.
                      A very simplistic view. So why are you here to reject Him?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: Hey

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        A very simplistic view. So why are you here to reject Him?
                        I am not here to Reject him. I am here to see what kind of opinion the baptist Church means about him, and things i care about. so you can guide me to the light if you want.
                        This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hey

                          Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                          so you can guide me to the light if you want.
                          I think you are already being guided, however resistant you are to seeing that path. Otherwise, why would you be a member of a Baptist church forum?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hey

                            Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                            I am not here to Reject him. I am here to see what kind of opinion the baptist Church means about him, and things i care about. so you can guide me to the light if you want.
                            We don't mean anything about Jesus. It is all written in the Bible (KJV 1611 of course), so we don't have to interpret anything. Jesus means everyone to follow the Bible, literally.
                            II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hey

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Friend, you're mistaken. No one has edited your post. You seem to be a bit paranoid as well. Is this common in Norwegia?
                              Do you think i am writing things like ''I am gay''? and like Penguin's?

                              I have never seen a Penguin be cause they live on the other side of the ''flat lands'' we call Earth
                              This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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