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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #31
    Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

    Originally posted by Pink Triangle View Post
    My name is Dalton.
    I am gay.
    I am a Christian and, yes, I was saved in 1997.
    blahblahblah
    Stop right there, Nancy.

    It is not possible to be a Christian and a queer at the same time. God says that you are AN ABOMINATION, and He means it.

    Unless you SINCERELY repent of your homersexurality, you have no hope of being Saved(c). Eternal damnation is what's in store for all unrepentant queers.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #32
      Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

      Originally posted by Pink Triangle View Post
      You can only stop acting on gay sexual acts but the mindset will always be there.
      So how do you justify raping children and animals? Or are you a cherry picking, cafeteria homosexual?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #33
        Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

        Originally posted by Pink Triangle View Post
        You live in this glass snow globe.
        The only one who lives in a glass snow globe is the fruitcake who started this thread.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14270

          #34
          Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          ..animals?
          I was horrified when I read that, like electricity or something. I don't know whether Mr Triangle thinks he's a Doberman Pinscher but if he does he will say that he was "born" that way. How could a baby think anything about Doberman Pinschers before ever seeing a dog at all?

          I know that God describes these abominations together in The Bible. When sex perverts reject God they don't replace Him with nothing, Mr Jenkins. They replace Him with anything ..and then tell us they were "born that way" or that it's "genetic" as if any human would have canine genes.

          It's just too revolting.


          WHICH ONE THINKS IT'S Mr TRIANGLE?
          Hint: they don't think. They're just born that way.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #35
            Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

            Dalton, I'm confused. I thought you gaylords hated girls. So why are you trying to make a girls only thread? Are you hoping to gossip about boys or something? I hope you're not looking for sex tips. This isn't Cosmopolitan magazine, you know.
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            • Chrisy Albert
              Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
              • Oct 2012
              • 17

              #36
              Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

              The last thing the Lord wants is for us to fight over his word. In the end the only thing that really matters is how clean your hands are compared to how clean you tried to make someone elses through hate and persecution. I personally dont believe in homosexuality but its not my position to judge or condemn.

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              • Born Again Bob
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2318

                #37
                Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

                Dear Friend,

                Originally posted by Angelio View Post
                I personally dont believe in homosexuality but its not my position to judge or condemn.
                So you have AIDS then? Probably. As I teach at Sunday school...

                AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE


                Don't sit behind a great big fruit
                You can catch it when they toot.

                Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
                Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.

                Don't let nancies teach your kid
                They will hump them in a shed

                Don't share a comb with a drama queen
                The secrete AIDS when they clean

                Don't let them trim your apple tree
                They cover bark with HIV

                Don't let them use your restroom sink
                Barbershop or ice cream rink

                Don't let 'em lie that its a choice
                Without rights they'll have no voice.

                I'll pray for you. I hear cocktails may also help.

                Yours in Him,
                bab
                Last edited by Born Again Bob; 10-16-2012, 12:45 PM.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #38
                  Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

                  Originally posted by Angelio View Post
                  The last thing the Lord wants is for us to fight over his word. In the end the only thing that really matters is how clean your hands are compared to how clean you tried to make someone elses through hate and persecution. I personally dont believe in homosexuality but its not my position to judge or condemn.
                  Before telling us what the Lord wants, please make an introduction thread of your own so we can properly greet you.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #39
                    Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

                    Originally posted by Angelio View Post
                    The last thing the Lord wants is for us to fight over his word. In the end the only thing that really matters is how clean your hands are compared to how clean you tried to make someone elses through hate and persecution. I personally dont believe in homosexuality but its not my position to judge or condemn.
                    Where are you getting this information about what God wants? What does it matter what you, personally, believe? Sadly, homosexuals do exist, whether you believe in them or not, and God wants us to kill them.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #40
                      Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

                      Originally posted by Angelio View Post
                      The last thing the Lord wants is for us to fight over his word.
                      Not true.

                      Deuteronomy 13:6-10
                      If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

                      2 Chronicles 15:13
                      Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14270

                        #41
                        Re: Hey girl, hey! GIRLS ONLY! NO MEN! Unless you're cute.

                        Originally posted by Pink Triangle View Post
                        My name is Dalton.
                        I am gay.
                        I am a Christian .. .. nothing makes sense after this (due to context).
                        Let's do a thought experiment.

                        My name is zoophile..
                        I boil live cats in a cauldron, allow it to cool then lift the lid and inhale the putrid fumes..
                        I am a Christian

                        See how it doesn't work?


                        GENESIS 2
                        7
                        And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul..
                        18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
                        KJV . context



                        The Breath Of Life is not the same as a boiled cat. Sure, morons boil cats, witches chew on live bats, atheists pass statutes "legitimising" sodomy but perverts remain perverts UNTIL they accept the Atoning Blood Of Christ and no pervert who rejects that opportunity for Salvation can ever be saved.

                        The Scripture has been posted so often (and if you're "a christian" you will have read it ..and rationalised it away) there's no point my posting it again but when you choose to ACCEPT the offer of Redemption in Christ you will certainly REJECT the invitation to orgiastic celebration of interspecies- or homo-erotica as you, by your own words, are obsessively compulsed.

                        Obsessive-compulsive disorders are manifestations of demonic activity and be very sure, there are no demons in Heaven.


                        I CORINTHIANS 10
                        21
                        Ye cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: ye cannot be partakers of the Lord's table, and of the table of devils.
                        22 Do we provoke the Lord to jealousy? are we stronger than he?
                        KJV . . . look up . . context



                        Homosexualists: Yes we are, suck they demons
                        God: so not


                        LEVITICUS 18
                        22
                        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
                        23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
                        24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:
                        25 And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.
                        KJV . . . look up . . context


                        The darkness in every pervert soul is the darkness which denies The Perfect Love Of God.
                        Praise Him!

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