New Member of Muslim Faith

[Fading Light]

May peace be upon you all.

I am not here to insult your faith but merely intrigued by your faith.

I hope to be welcomed here as other users have been in the past.



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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Well, since the standard questions we normally require aren't really applicable, I'll modify them slightly to fit your affliction.

1. What mosque/madrasa do you attend to hone your terrorist skills?

2. Which verse of the koran misleads you the most?

3. When did you first turn your back on Jesus?

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

You know, I think it was Jesus who said, "There are none as blind as them who will not see." and this is the problem with Islam.

Islam arose as a political tool to stop sand-nigras fighting each other. It provided a brotherhood in which slave-trading and other Godly pursuits could take place, and the Arabian Gulf (or "God's Blind Spot" as we say) became prosperous.

Yet we must look to see how Islam became more popular than cholera:

Mohammed had demons in his head that caused him to fall down every now and again. Once, whilst in a temporary coma, he imagined an angel telling him things.

What he imagined that the angel told him was basically a mixture of the Torah, The Old Testament and some stuff from pagan religions that were popular with the uneducated peasants of the area.

We then see that Islam is a a pick-and-mix selection of the ramblings of a deluded mind - we therefore see those in Islam as being in need of Salvation by Jesus who was fathered by God Himself, born of a virgin, performed miracles, died and came back to life before ascending to heaven.

The slightest amount of thought will thus lead inevitably to the conclusion that Jesus can forgive your sins.

I don't think Mohammed thought of that one, he was too busy shagging a 9 year old.

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Well, since the standard questions we normally require aren't really applicable, I'll modify them slightly to fit your affliction.

1. What mosque/madrasa do you attend to hone your terrorist skills?

2. Which verse of the koran misleads you the most?

3. When did you first turn your back on Jesus?

Yours in Christ,

Zech

1. The White House

2. None mislead.

3. My back has never turned from Isa (alaihi'salam).

Just one question for you..

I have come here intrigued by your faith. I truly want to learn more. Who knows, maybe in the future accept yoir faith as the true faith. Now, do you feel insulting me with childish questions will bring me closer to Jesus?

[Allan Akbar]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

May peace be upon you all.

I am not here to insult your faith but merely intrigued by your faith.

I hope to be welcomed here as other users have been in the past.



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Welcome, Brother in arms.

The invasion has begun, and you are most welcome

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do not think that by pretending to treat Brother Smyth's questions as a joke, that you can avoid those inconvenient truths.

Cast your eyes around you. Where has God blessed? Yes, that's right, America - Where has he cursed with drought, heat, flies and the poor? Yes, that's right the world of Islam... Do you not see a pattern here?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

1. The White House

2. None mislead.

3. My back has never turned from Isa (alaihi'salam).

Just one question for you..

I have come here intrigued by your faith. I truly want to learn more. Who knows, maybe in the future accept yoir faith as the true faith. Now, do you feel insulting me with childish questions will bring me closer to Jesus?

Do you have a pilot's license??

[Allan Akbar]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do not think that by pretending to treat Brother Smyth's questions as a joke, that you can avoid those inconvenient truths.

Cast your eyes around you. Where has God blessed? Yes, that's right, America - Where has he cursed with drought, heat, flies and the poor? Yes, that's right the world of Islam... Do you not see a pattern here?

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Utter tosh and bunkum. How could a papist create anything.

God tells us himself in his Holy Book "The Holy Bible KJV(1611):

Genesis1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

America is part of the earth therefore God created it.

Prove me wrong.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Columbus created America?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Anyway where did you go to school?

Gunjab Runjab's Madrassa in the Punjab I'll bet.

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do not think that by pretending to treat Brother Smyth's questions as a joke, that you can avoid those inconvenient truths.

Apart from my White House answer, there is no joke replying from me.

Can you answer the question I posed to him?

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do you have a pilot's license??

No. I have a fear of heights.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Apart from my White House answer, there is no joke replying from me.

Can you answer the question I posed to him?

Matthew 7:15 "15*Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

What fruits are you offering today, friend? Grapes of thorns or figs of thistles?

Turn away from your false prophet, and we will welcome you in faith.

Praise Him!

YBIC

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Matthew 7:15 "15*Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

What fruits are you offering today, friend? Grapes of thorns or figs of thistles?

Turn away from your false prophet, and we will welcome you in faith.

Praise Him!

YBIC

So, let me get this straight.

Instead of teaching me about your faith, you would rather see me as a wolf and sheep clothing? When someone is interested in your faith, does showing good manners and positive sides of your faith not call to be applied?

I can understand your caution but I am not mischievous in my interest.