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  • #31
    Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

    Originally posted by Righteousness View Post
    You are talking to Him

    The place I live. Or the place we meet.

    You are talking to Him
    You are a truly disgusting little kid, please stop upsetting decent Christian folk with this blasphemy. It doesn't get any worse than what you are doing here. Cease and desist, boy, you will burn in the lake of fire soon enough.

    YBIC

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    • #32
      Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

      Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
      You are a truly disgusting little kid, please stop upsetting decent Christian folk with this blasphemy. It doesn't get any worse than what you are doing here. Cease and desist, boy, you will burn in the lake of fire soon enough.

      YBIC
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      • #33
        Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

        Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
        You are a truly disgusting little kid, please stop upsetting decent Christian folk with this blasphemy. It doesn't get any worse than what you are doing here. Cease and desist, boy, you will burn in the lake of fire soon enough.

        YBIC

        James, Chapter 3
        10: Out of the same mouth proceedeth blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not so to be.
        11: Doth a fountain send forth at the same place sweet water and bitter?
        12: Can the fig tree, my brethren, bear olive berries? either a vine, figs? so can no fountain both yield salt water and fresh.
        13: Who is a wise man and endued with knowledge among you? let him show out of a good conversation his works with meekness of wisdom.
        14: But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth.
        15: This wisdom descendeth not from above, but is earthly, sensual, devilish.
        16: For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.
        17: But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, and easy to be entreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy.
        018: And the fruit of righteousness is sown in peace of them that make peace.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #34
          Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

          I think some Methodone is in order. The "Heroin Chic" look is just not working for you. That and a Quarter Pounder or two should do the trick.
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          • #35
            Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

            Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
            I think some Methodone is in order. The "Heroin Chic" look is just not working for you. That and a Quarter Pounder or two should do the trick.

            1 Peter, Chapter 1
            15: But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation;
            16: Because it is written, Be ye holy; for I am holy.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • #36
              Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

              Originally posted by Righteousness View Post
              1 Peter, Chapter 1
              15: But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation;
              16: Because it is written, Be ye holy; for I am holy.
              So then, what will you eat? You need some nutrients, dear.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #37
                Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                So then, what will you eat? You need some nutrients, dear.

                Matthew, Chapter 4
                4: But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #38
                  Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                  Originally posted by Righteousness View Post
                  Matthew, Chapter 4
                  4: But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
                  But the Word can only get you so far. Dead is dead; EAT SOMETHING!!!
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                  • #39
                    Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                    Originally posted by Righteousness View Post
                    Matthew, Chapter 12, 37: For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
                    I think the important parts here are thy, and thou. I say that as we have not, as yet, heard thy words!

                    We have heard the Golden and Timeless Words of Our Lord, but then I reflect that even Satan knows the Bible!!!

                    Son, who are you? What troubles you, and why is your avatar slightly disturbing to me?
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                    • #40
                      Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                      "He" looks like Keith Richards after a bender. That's disturbing enough for a lifetime.
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                      • #41
                        Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        I think the important parts here are thy, and thou. I say that as we have not, as yet, heard thy words!

                        We have heard the Golden and Timeless Words of Our Lord, but then I reflect that even Satan knows the Bible!!!

                        Son, who are you? What troubles you, and why is your avatar slightly disturbing to me?
                        The devil does not obey the Words of God.

                        I do.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #42
                          Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                          Originally posted by Righteousness View Post
                          The devil does not obey the Words of God.

                          I do.
                          This obfuscation and prevarication must end. Come clean or begone.
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                          • #43
                            Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                            Originally posted by Righteousness View Post
                            The devil does not obey the Words of God.

                            I do.
                            You, do not believe in God. How can you relate anything to the Devil/Satan. 90% of the time you can't even speak English.
                            Isaiah 66:15

                            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                            • #44
                              Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                              Originally posted by Tomas Torquemada View Post
                              You, do not believe in God. How can you relate anything to the Devil/Satan. 90% of the time you can't even speak English.
                              That long nose, those beady rodent eyes.. A joo spy for sure.
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                              Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                              • #45
                                Re: The Disciples of Jesus the Christ

                                Originally posted by Righteousness View Post
                                Matthew, Chapter 4
                                4: But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
                                Blighteousness, this is what happens when you take little snippets of the Bible out of context. Jesus didn't mean that we should live by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God to the exclusion of physical food. Why did He feed the multitude instead of just preaching to them? Why do the Epistles mention food so much?
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