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  • #1

    Hey there, LBC.

    How's everyone doing? I recently heard about this forum from a baptist friend of mine. He told me that it's perfect for finding hard and truthful facts about jesus.

    I'll be here lurking the forums looking to further expand my knowledge of the bible. If I'm ever incorrect on something, please reference the bible so I know that I'm wrong.

    Thanks, and have a great day!
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  • #2
    Re: Hey there, LBC.

    I haven't learned a thing about you other than you don't know how to follow directions. Look at the directions in the little box cleverly concealed right above your OP, then try again.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Hey there, LBC.

      whats up
      few questions
      1.is god irish?
      2.is he a drinker?

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      • #4
        Re: Hey there, LBC.

        Originally posted by KenDJohn View Post
        How's everyone doing? I recently heard about this forum from a baptist friend of mine. He told me that it's perfect for finding hard and truthful facts about jesus.

        I'll be here lurking the forums looking to further expand my knowledge of the bible. If I'm ever incorrect on something, please reference the bible so I know that I'm wrong.

        Thanks, and have a great day!
        Hello Mr. John, and welcome to our friendly forums!

        But of course we will reference Holy Scripture. We always do. It's how we know what is right!

        But please do tell us what church you go to, what your favorite bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Hey there, LBC.

          Very sorry about that. It sure is cleverly hidden!

          Here's a couple of my favorite bible verses:
          - Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
          - Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

          I'm attending Little Rock Baptist Church in a wealthy suburb of Detroit.

          I was raised by good christian parents and ultimately decided to follow him when I was young and haven't ever questioned that decision.

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          • #6
            Re: Hey there, LBC.

            Originally posted by KenDJohn View Post

            I was raised by good christian parents and ultimately decided to follow him when I was young and haven't ever questioned that decision.
            Hmm, this concerns me a bit. A person who never questions is easily led astray. I would hate to think you are following Satan while thinking to yourself you were following Jesus. How would you know if you were being led astray by wolves in sheep's clothing?

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Hey there, LBC.

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Hello Mr. John, and welcome to our friendly forums!

              But of course we will reference Holy Scripture. We always do. It's how we know what is right!

              But please do tell us what church you go to, what your favorite bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus!

              friendly forums?? ive got massive abuse on my cultural background on this site and all i wanted to do was spread the word of st.patrick

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              • #8
                Re: Hey there, LBC.

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Hmm, this concerns me a bit. A person who never questions is easily led astray. I would hate to think you are following Satan while thinking to yourself you were following Jesus. How would you know if you were being led astray by wolves in sheep's clothing?

                Are you saying that changing into a Baptist isn't the right choice? So Baptist's beliefs isn't what I should be believing? I'm a bit confused, please expand on that.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hey there, LBC.

                  Originally posted by irish poof View Post
                  friendly forums?? ive got massive abuse on my cultural background on this site and all i wanted to do was spread the word of st.patrick
                  Friend, not receiving special privileges to pander to your fragile ego isn't the same as "massive abuse."

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hey there, LBC.

                    Originally posted by KenDJohn View Post
                    Are you saying that changing into a Baptist isn't the right choice? So Baptist's beliefs isn't what I should be believing? I'm a bit confused, please expand on that.
                    I said "A person who never questions is easily led astray." You said that you decided to follow Jesus when you were young, "and haven't ever questioned that decision." My question is, how do you know that when you were young you were actually following Jesus? How do you know you are now? How does a young child know their faith? It is very rare, although not unheard of, to see such a spiritually gifted child.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hey there, LBC.

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      I said "A person who never questions is easily led astray." You said that you decided to follow Jesus when you were young, "and haven't ever questioned that decision." My question is, how do you know that when you were young you were actually following Jesus? How do you know you are now? How does a young child know their faith? It is very rare, although not unheard of, to see such a spiritually gifted child.
                      I haven't ever thought of changing my path again. Of COURSE I question my religious beliefs! And that's why I'm here! I'm here to further expand my knowledge of Baptist beliefs so I can become a better Baptist. I guess I can say I'm a spiritually gifted child because the path I'm on now is the correct way to go. If you think my decision is wrong and Baptist is not the way to go, I'd like you to prove it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hey there, LBC.

                        Read the Bible, sonny. Just read it. Cover to cover. I guarantee you that by the time you get to the bit with the giants and the unicorns you'll appreciate why we find God so fantastic and want to share our appreciation of His reality with the world.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hey there, LBC.

                          Originally posted by KenDJohn View Post
                          Of COURSE I question my religious beliefs!
                          Why?
                          I Jesus!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hey there, LBC.

                            Originally posted by KenDJohn View Post
                            I haven't ever thought of changing my path again. Of COURSE I question my religious beliefs! And that's why I'm here!
                            You came to the right place, friend! I'm a bit worried how expressive you are in saying you question your beliefs, though. My husband always says, "an open mind is Satan's playground!". What you need to do is blindly accept the entire Bible for what it is without question. And welcome to the forums!

                            2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hey there, LBC.

                              Originally posted by irish poof View Post
                              friendly forums?? ive got massive abuse on my cultural background on this site and all i wanted to do was spread the word of st.patrick
                              Friend, perhaps you should try to spread St. Patrick's word when you're sober. And this is a website for true Christian Baptists obeying the word of the Lord, not a group of drunken Scots obeying the word of St. Patrick! If you'd like to do that, maybe you should find another forum for people like you (that is, unless you finally want to confess your sins to our almighty God!).

                              2 Corinthians 4:18 : So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

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