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    Hi guys!

    Hi guys! My name is S. A. Tan. I came to this website to be saved! You see, I am a gay, black, atheist, socialist brony! And I want to hear your intelligent, smart, and totally reasonable advice! (Actually, all of you can go fuck yourselves. I'm dying laughing at my keyboard right now.)
    Leviticus 20:27
    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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  • #2
    Re: Hi guys!

    A stellar example of atheistic behavior when one hates God. Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?

    But Jesus did bring you here for a reason, young lady. You know you are truly miserable on the inside, what with the wickedness you describe and choose in your life. Will you let Him wipe those nasty stains from your corrupt and doomed soul? Kneel today in front of Him and receive His wonderful gift of Salvation?

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #3
      Re: Hi guys!

      Wow, a 12 YO troll
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Hi guys!

        Originally posted by HappyAtheist View Post
        Hi guys! My name is S. A. Tan. I came to this website to be saved! You see, I am a gay, black, atheist, socialist brony! And I want to hear your intelligent, smart, and totally reasonable advice! (Actually, all of you can go piffle yourselves. I'm dying laughing at my keyboard right now.)
        So my darkened friend your last name is Tan?
        might you be neeg with apostrophes as eyes?.

        I see that you also like to eat beetroot soup and work in a boot factory like all happy commi's do whilst consuming government turnips and cheese using counterfeit slavic food stamps to pay for such luxuries.

        there still might be hope for you yet Frodo,
        firstly....Dying at your keyword sounds like the first step.

        if you come back? then your a willy loving commi atheist that cant be saved.
        if the lord accepts you (highly unlikely) then you are saved
        Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi guys!

          I suggest you go buy a bible and read it if you wish to ever be recieved by The Lord. Your selfish, rude, ignorant and rude. You have no place here on this godly forums. If your intents are not good - leave! You are not welcome here unless you are open to accepting Christ or you are of the Baptist Church. Be gone! >

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          • #6
            Re: Hi guys!

            Originally posted by HappyAtheist View Post
            You see, I am a gay, black, atheist, socialist brony! And I want to hear your intelligent, smart, and totally reasonable advice!
            You should change your wrong behavior.My advice is you purchase a KJV Bible and carefully study it.Otherwise you will go to Hell.
            Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
            The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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            • #7
              Re: Hi guys!

              Originally posted by BaronOB View Post
              You should change your wrong behavior.My advice is you purchase a KJV Bible and carefully study it.Otherwise you will go to Hell.
              I'm sure this hateful atheist scum with one post will log back in any time now to take this on board.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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