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  • #16
    Re: Hello All! I have some questions

    Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
    Has anybody noticed that Irinka the repentant jewess is the only one who has truly offered any help on this forum like I requested.
    I came here for help and all you have done is put me down. I have not done any sexual act. So your stereotypes are invalid. You make it seem like I have Satan on speed-dial and I am his sex slave. REALLY?!?!!?!?!
    I follow the 10 Commandments
    I go to church and Sunday School regularly
    I participate in our V.B.S.
    I play music and sing at church constantly
    I wrote and directed our church's Christmas play.
    I have read the bible, MANY TIMES!
    I attend a church camp in the summer
    I follow the teachings of Jesus
    and So on and So Forth.


    I am 100% sure that somebody on this website has fallen short of the glory of God at least once in their life. They might not want to admit it. Do I care? No. Will I judge you for it? No. Will it affect my opinion of who you are? No.

    Some of you need to gain tolerance and examine you own life as deeply as God will on Judgment Day.
    I am not sure that Christianity, as is presented in The Word of God, is exactly tolerant. I would recommend that you examine this for yourself. What these good folks are trying to point out to you is that GOD IS NOT TOLERANT OF BEING GAY or any other sin for that matter. Please do take this seriously and endeavor to find it in yourself to CHANGE your gay disposition to a straight one.
    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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    • #17
      Re: Hello All! I have some questions

      I will beat the gay out of you. Come anytime.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello All! I have some questions

        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        Has anybody noticed that Irinka the repentant jewess is the only one who has truly offered any help on this forum like I requested.
        I came here for help and all you have done is put me down.
        Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums.



        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        I have not done any sexual act.
        That's a good start. The good LORD really does hate, with a passion, sodomy and all things related to and glorifying sodomy.

        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        So your stereotypes are invalid.
        There are no stereotypes here, dear, only information.

        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        You make it seem like I have Satan on speed-dial and I am his sex slave. REALLY?!?!!?!?!
        You may not be now, but the moment after you die, you will be his sex slave for all eternity.

        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        I follow the 10 Commandments
        I go to church and Sunday School regularly
        I participate in our V.B.S.
        I play music and sing at church constantly
        I wrote and directed our church's Christmas play.
        I have read the bible, MANY TIMES!
        I attend a church camp in the summer
        These are all irrelevant. You hate God and mock Jesus with your attraction to penises and lubrication.

        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        I follow the teachings of Jesus
        Liar. No where does Jesus teach one man to lie with another as a woman.

        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        I am 100% sure that somebody on this website has fallen short of the glory of God at least once in their life. They might not want to admit it. Do I care? No. Will I judge you for it? No. Will it affect my opinion of who you are? No.
        Irrelevant. True Christians™ are New Creatures in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17). As such, we are incapable of sin as Jesus is incapable of sin. Your judgement of us (which you have already done throughout this entire introduction) is similarly irrelevant. Unless you are called by the LORD Himself to judge others (2nd Timothy 4:1-2), your opinion is of no value.

        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
        Some of you need to gain tolerance and examine you own life as deeply as God will on Judgment Day.
        Why? Why should we tolerate the ridicule and hateful response towards our LORD and Savior, Christ Jesus?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello All! I have some questions

          Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
          I follow the teachings of Jesus
          If that was true, you wouldn't be a damned queer.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Hello All! I have some questions

            I am keeping my distance, especially because this guy has VBS. I do not want to get any drippy diseases!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello All! I have some questions

              Thank you all for your help! I have decided that I will become straight and follow all the teachings of this site! Thanks to all of you for showing me the error of my horrible ways!
              Lev.20:13
              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
                Thank you all for your help! I have decided that I will become straight and follow all the teachings of this site! Thanks to all of you for showing me the error of my horrible ways!
                Have you decided to give up your queer deathstyle?



                I don't even want you looking at the JC Penney underwear ads.

                YiC,

                Zech
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                • #23
                  Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                  Yes I have. Those ads repulse me now
                  Lev.20:13
                  If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                    Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
                    Yes I have. Those ads repulse me now
                    What about Jesus' manly example convinced you that being a degenerate fudge nudger is plain wrong? He is an inspiration, no doubt, but it's always interesting to see another man's perspective on what makes him stand proud for Jesus.



                    I love Him most for His violence towards those who defiled the temple.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                      I like that example to. Violence to his gentiles.
                      Lev.20:13
                      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                        Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
                        Dear Brother,
                        I am still a virgin and do not plan to act on my homosexual urges.
                        Then you're not a fag, son. You're just a sissy boy. Your dad needs to take you out hunting. Killing something beautiful and drinking beer will fix you right as rain.

                        I love the Lord with all my heart, soul, mind, and strength. Whether I am loved back is completely irrelevant to me.
                        Clearly you don't or you would quit slapping our sweet Lord and Savior in His face!

                        Your Friend, Brother, and Neighbor,
                        Zack
                        Until you repent and start acting like a man you are none of the above, friend.

                        Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Then you're not a fag, son. You're just a sissy boy. Your dad needs to take you out hunting. Killing something beautiful and drinking beer will fix you right as rain.



                          Clearly you don't or you would quit slapping our sweet Lord and Savior in His face!



                          Until you repent and start acting like a man you are none of the above, friend.

                          Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?


                          Have you read my latest posts? I have changed
                          Lev.20:13
                          If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                            Originally posted by zdevoll View Post
                            Hello Everyone. My name is Zack and I am 15 years old.

                            I will admit that I am gay but I have prayed long and hard for an answer. I was wondering if any of you could shed some light on the subject. I was born this way. Believe me, I would not have made the choice. Am I saved since I am baptized?

                            Second, whether being homosexual is sacrilegious or not. Why are there so many words of hate on here about homosexuals. Fag, queer, etc.. are derogatory terms, while it may be immoral to be homosexual, I do not think such words of hate should come from the Children of God, Brothers or Christ, and Receivers of the Holy Spirit.

                            Thank you for taking time to read this.

                            ~Zack (Child of God)
                            Homosexuality and Christianity don't mix well.
                            I'd suggest finding a gay-friendly church or dropping religion entirely, dude.
                            Or wait until bigots disappear off the face of the earth
                            good luck
                            - rcmos

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello All! I have some questions

                              Originally posted by Rylee Cline View Post
                              Homosexuality and Christianity don't mix well.
                              I'd suggest finding a gay-friendly church or dropping religion entirely, dude.
                              Or wait until bigots disappear off the face of the earth
                              good luck
                              - rcmos
                              Friend, there is no such thing as a 'Gay friendly' Church. There are false Churches that sell feel good religion but are nothing more that discreet meeting places for democrats, rapists, perverts, bronies and rug munchers (among others).
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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