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  • My Name Is Nikki.

    Hi everyone. My name is Nikki Fia, and my husband, and I just got married, and while I was browsing the web I found this website, and my husband wants me to join. I am 14 years old, and a Baptist woman. My birthday is soon, and I will be 15. I attend White Street Baptist Church. My favorite verse is Genesis 3:16, because I know I must birth children, and obey my husband. I found Jesus Christ when my father, and mother taught me about Jesus Christ, and in my Christian school.

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    Re: My Name Is Nikki.

    Welcome.

    It's not often such a young person takes life under God seriously enough to get married and do her duty to God.
    1 Timothy 2:13-15
    For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    It's also rare to see an uppity teenager suppress her tendency to run off at the mouth and plan her life as if a worthwhile career beckons. Your father must be very proud of you. He has taught you well that women are wretched creatures full of sin who can only hope to be right with God through marriage, obedience and producing children.

    Welcome.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: My Name Is Nikki.

      Greetings, Nikki! You seem like a girl with a good head on her shoulders! How many babies does your husband plan to sire on you, and what are his opinions on politics and sports?
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      • #4
        Re: My Name Is Nikki.

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Welcome.

        It's not often such a young person takes life under God seriously enough to get married and do her duty to God.
        1 Timothy 2:13-15
        For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        It's also rare to see an uppity teenager suppress her tendency to run off at the mouth and plan her life as if a worthwhile career beckons. Your father must be very proud of you. He has taught you well that women are wretched creatures full of sin who can only hope to be right with God through marriage, obedience and producing children.

        Welcome.
        Thank you very much Mr.Redeemed Papist. My father kept me in line at a very young age. His beatings were fierce, but whenever I got upset I just read Proverbs 13:24, and remembered that my Father did it for my own good. I believe I may be pregnant now, but I am not sure. I refuse to see one of those secular doctors 1 Timothy 6:20. I have been praying for a son.

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          Re: My Name Is Nikki.

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Greetings, Nikki! You seem like a girl with a good head on her shoulders! How many babies does your husband plan to sire on you, and what are his opinions on politics and sports?
          Thank You Sir Mr.Faith Machine. Me, and my husband will have as many babies as we can. Genesis 1:28. The lord orders us to be fruitful, and multiply, and I must follow the word of God, and the word of my Husband. Ephesians 5:22-24.

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            Re: My Name Is Nikki.

            Originally posted by Nikki Fia View Post
            Thank you very much Mr.Redeemed Papist. My father kept me in line at a very young age. His beatings were fierce, but whenever I got upset I just read Proverbs 13:24, and remembered that my Father did it for my own good. I believe I may be pregnant now, but I am not sure. I refuse to see one of those secular doctors 1 Timothy 6:20. I have been praying for a son.
            You'll know soon enough if you have been blessed with a child, dear. Nature is created by God to grow the baby whether or not some perverted doctor has messed with your cooter in his surgery. Best to just get on with it and prepare to let some of your clothes out. Some of our women have been given permission by their husbands to give advice on the messy and noisy bit to come, so Landover will be a great place for you to prattle on about your girlish emotions.

            For now I'd be inclined to browse the forums and take in the many years of wisdom about all matters to do with Jesus and how to praise Him. Any worries you have about confusing secular nonsense will disappear as you realise God is the answer to everything.

            GLORY!
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              Re: My Name Is Nikki.

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              You'll know soon enough if you have been blessed with a child, dear. Nature is created by God to grow the baby whether or not some perverted doctor has messed with your cooter in his surgery. Best to just get on with it and prepare to let some of your clothes out. Some of our women have been given permission by their husbands to give advice on the messy and noisy bit to come, so Landover will be a great place for you to prattle on about your girlish emotions.

              For now I'd be inclined to browse the forums and take in the many years of wisdom about all matters to do with Jesus and how to praise Him. Any worries you have about confusing secular nonsense will disappear as you realise God is the answer to everything.

              GLORY!
              Yes Sir. I am glad that Landover has some ladies here that I can blather on too. I know all of you good men have work to do, and don't want to listen to us women blabber on about our days. I will look around the forums, and I will take in all the wisdom.

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                Re: My Name Is Nikki.

                Hello Nikki!

                Welcome to the friendliest little forum on the internets.



                Where are you from, friend?

                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                  Re: My Name Is Nikki.

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Hello Nikki!

                  Welcome to the friendliest little forum on the internets.



                  Where are you from, friend?

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
                  I was born, and raised in Texas. The Godliest state in the country! I love Texas. So many Godly Democrats, and Baptists!

                  Faith Machine my husband says that he is a Conservative Republican, and says that I am too. My husband likes football, but I don't know about it when his friends watch the football game I just serve them beer, and BBQ.

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                    Re: My Name Is Nikki.

                    So where did you get married? Was it a glorious day? Did the Texan sun shine down upon the wedding barbecue? Who shot the deer?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                    Comment


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                      Re: My Name Is Nikki.

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      So where did you get married? Was it a glorious day? Did the Texan sun shine down upon the wedding barbecue? Who shot the deer?
                      Oh Sir I relocated to Alabama, and that is where I was married. I was married at the church, and we went outside to eat some barbecue, but there was no deer shooting. It was a very nice day, but I was really sad afterwards, because I saw a whole bunch of people picketing for abortion at the abortion clinic. Holding up signs saying "MY BODY MY CHOICE". I was really upset. I just get so sad thinking about all those little babies being sent to hell. When Rick saw them (my husband) He got real angry. He stopped the car, and got out, and started reading scripture to them. Jeremiah 1:5 is one of our favorite verses. We were both shouting it at them, and they just refused to listen. They were all feminazis, and I asked them if they were feminists, and most said yes. When this happened rick got real mad, and I told them about Ephesians 5:22-24, and how men are superior, and they can't go off killing their babies. One of them said "I don't have to obey anybody, and if I want i'll have an abortion!". I was so sad I got into the car, and was crying. Rick got real mad at all of them, and told them he ruined our wedding, and we drove off. Aside from that the day was OK, but I couldn't stop thinking about how all these women were doomed to hell, and were killing babies.

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                      • #12
                        Re: My Name Is Nikki.

                        They're all sisters when they're holding those signs and chanting, but after their "big day" at home alone it's a different story
                        Lamentations 1:2 She weepeth sore in the night, and her tears are on her cheeks: among all her lovers she hath none to comfort her: all her friends have dealt treacherously with her, they are become her enemies.
                        KJV

                        You're on the right path Nikki - as long as you keep obeying your husband, which is obeying God and keep off the turps.

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                        • #13
                          Re: My Name Is Nikki.

                          It might be handy if your father could post how he managed to get you legally married even in Alabama. Did he have an expensive Joo lawyer or is there a simple trick to get round the laws about you needing to be 16?


                          We need as much information as possible for a father not wanting to lose an eligible suitor for his daughter just due to secular law and the need to obey it. Because the Alabama Code 30-1-4 and 30-1-5 clearly states that: There will be many parents caught in the same trap wanting the clever way out of this your father clearly used. I wouldn't expect you to have the slightest clue in your poor girlish head, but boy oh boy it would help a few fathers with a sticky situation to sort out, I'm sure.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            Re: My Name Is Nikki.

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            It might be handy if your father could post how he managed to get you legally married even in Alabama. Did he have an expensive Joo lawyer or is there a simple trick to get round the laws about you needing to be 16?


                            We need as much information as possible for a father not wanting to lose an eligible suitor for his daughter just due to secular law and the need to obey it. Because the Alabama Code 30-1-4 and 30-1-5 clearly states that: There will be many parents caught in the same trap wanting the clever way out of this your father clearly used. I wouldn't expect you to have the slightest clue in your poor girlish head, but boy oh boy it would help a few fathers with a sticky situation to sort out, I'm sure.
                            I Sir don't know. I never question my father, and I don't read all those fancy law books. I just do what my father, husband, and Christ tell me to do. I suppose I will ask him the next time I see him. I remember going to a big court room with these people in robes, and my dad, and another man. They were talking about my marriage, and I just sat there reading my Bible, but they asked if I wanted to marry Rick a few times, and I just repeated back "Ephesians 5:22-24" They kept asking me until finally I had to cite the actual verse. I couldn't believe these people didn't know their Bible! They asked me then "But do YOU want to marry him?" I just kept telling them I do as my father pleases, and I guess they were satisfied with that.

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                              Heathen strumpets will be watching you. They watch all of us. Just as the Christian witness to an unbelieving husband may bring The Light Of Salvation into his world, so the harlot. God is clear which quality must accompany chastity and subjection: fear.
                              I PETER 3
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                              Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
                              2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
                              KJV

                              How frightened of your husband are you, Nikki?

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