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  • #1

    Save your lifes!!!

    "Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand."
     - Karl Marx

    "The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence." - Abu Ala Al-Maari

    "I do not believe any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States." - Thomas Alva Edison

    "Faith is believing in that which I know ain't so." - Mark Twain

    "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfullly as when they do it from a religious conviction" Blaise Pascale

    "don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. - Jules Renard

    and last...but not least:

    Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus
    100% queer.
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  • #2
    Re: Save your lifes!!!

    Welcome, friend.

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: Save your lifes!!!

      Why so much sarcasm? You see there one relegion for men only...and guess what? the reason...

      I think i had intruced myself quite cleary just on the topic. Thanks...
      100% queer.

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      • #4
        Re: Save your lifes!!!

        Originally posted by Face-The-Truth View Post
        Why so much sarcasm? You see there one relegion for men only...and guess what? the reason...

        I think i had intruced myself quite cleary just on the topic. Thanks...
        No, seriously, we ask everyone this. Why else would you be here but to praise Jesus? He died for you. Temporarily.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: Save your lifes!!!

          Welcome friend!
          I see you are devoid of orginal thought as well as an education. Well, you have come to the right place. We are here to change your life and open your eyes to the wonderment that is the Holy Ghost!
          Now, please tell us something about yourself.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Save your lifes!!!

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            No, seriously, we ask everyone this. Why else would you be here but to praise Jesus? He died for you. Temporarily.
            He died for me? ohh don't tell me that...maybe he died because of a bunchs like you...
            100% queer.

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            • #7
              Re: Save your lifes!!!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome friend!
              I see you are devoid of orginal thought as well as an education. Well, you have come to the right place. We are here to change your life and open your eyes to the wonderment that is the Holy Ghost!
              Now, please tell us something about yourself.

              Me? maybe you're doing yourself an introspection...original thought say you have it? What else but the bible to be original...i think you should go back to Africa and klimg some trees...but just get some fruit...don't try to be an human there...because if you can't do it in your own country you can't do it anywhere...it is funny to call your country...you don't even got a country...red skins belong to that place...not you...you just the scum of the world who had taken their homeland...but give yourself a good thanks to european navigatores you had given you a change of being civilized...
              100% queer.

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              • #8
                Re: Save your lifes!!!

                Originally posted by Face-The-Truth View Post
                Me? <<<Utter Gibberish>>>civilized...
                Friend, I have no idea (nor does anyone else) what you are saying. I'll assume the devil has hold of your genetalia and you are being forced to speak in tounges.
                Why do you have such a burning for Jesus?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Save your lifes!!!

                  Originally posted by Face-The-Truth View Post
                  "Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand."
                   - Karl Marx

                  "The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence." - Abu Ala Al-Maari

                  "I do not believe any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States." - Thomas Alva Edison

                  "Faith is believing in that which I know ain't so." - Mark Twain

                  "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfullly as when they do it from a religious conviction" Blaise Pascale

                  "don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. - Jules Renard

                  and last...but not least:

                  Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus
                  Dear Foreign Godmocker;

                  Do you think you're clever because you can cut-and-paste a bunch of out-of-context cliche's from notorious hatemongers? Did you think that you would convince us all to abandon our deeply held faith with your tired old aphroisms? Did you?

                  Go back and tell your master satan that we cannot be swayed by such tactics. We are protected by the BLOOD OF JESUS, you damned taco-chomper! Get thee hence!

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Save your lifes!!!

                    Originally posted by Face-The-Truth View Post
                    "Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand."
                     - Karl Marx

                    "The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence." - Abu Ala Al-Maari

                    "I do not believe any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States." - Thomas Alva Edison

                    "Faith is believing in that which I know ain't so." - Mark Twain

                    "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfullly as when they do it from a religious conviction" Blaise Pascale

                    "don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. - Jules Renard

                    and last...but not least:

                    Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. - Frater Ravus
                    You will eat every single quote you just gave when you are crying out for Jesus on your deathbed, stalinist.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Save your lifes!!!

                      I clicked on this thread because the title lead me to believe my life was in danger. Could you please elaborate on that?
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                      • #12
                        Re: Save your lifes!!!

                        Originally posted by Face-The-Truth View Post
                        He died for me? ohh don't tell me that...maybe he died because of a bunchs like you...
                        He died for everyone, even hateful bigots like yourself.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment

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