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  • Scott Battle
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2013
    • 2
    #1

    New Member

    My name is Scott, and I come from a long line of God fearing men. I joined hoping to find men of my caliber as most of humanity is useless Satan worshiping trash. Recently moved to Florida for work, looking to find a good church as well. Praise be to God, and may the non-believers burn in Hell!
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: New Member

      Look right above your post: that's the information we're interested in.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: New Member

          Well hello, and welcome to our friendly forums!



          Perhaps you missed the part at the top of the page where it asks you to tell us what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus. You say you've recently moved to Florida, was that just yesterday, dear? Goodness, the first thing I would do is find a good, Bible-believing Baptist church. I wouldn't find an apartment until I found a trustworthy church home. Why are you stalling?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Scott Battle
              Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2013
              • 2
              #4
              Re: New Member

              I go to North Florida Baptist Church, as it was recommended by a close friend.

              If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. (Leviticus 26:27-30)

              My favorite verse because it shows God's great might and power, which is to be feared and respected!

              I found Jesus as a child in my home, as did my father. Children are to be raised in the blood of the Lamb, and taught to fear and love God!

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409
                  #5
                  Re: New Member

                  Yawn. Why do you mock Jesus? What has He ever done to you?

                  Etc.

                  How bored do you have to be to invent a fake identity just to mock sincere worshippers?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269
                      #6
                      Re: New Member

                      Originally posted by Scott Battle View Post
                      I go to North Florida Baptist Church, as it was recommended by a close friend.
                      Lots of false churches out there, including Baptist. I was raised in the fuzziest bunny of fuzzy bunny baptist groups.

                      Originally posted by Scott Battle View Post
                      If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. (Leviticus 26:27-30)

                      My favorite verse because it shows God's great might and power, which is to be feared and respected!
                      Proverbs 15:18 A wrathful man stirreth up strife: but he that is slow to anger appeaseth strife.

                      Proverbs 16:32 He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city.

                      I suggest you curb that anger, you're not going to impress anyone here with it.

                      Originally posted by Scott Battle View Post
                      I found Jesus as a child in my home, as did my father. Children are to be raised in the blood of the Lamb, and taught to fear and love God!
                      Exactly at what age did you find Jesus? How did you find Jesus?

                      And why have you chosen a "banned" logo for your avatar? Are you one of those atheists who like to get banned from here to prove how "mean" us Christians are?
                      Drama queen

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