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  • Girl Shaman
    Unsaved Trash, obese witch pervert
    • Jan 2013
    • 11

    #1

    God Bless Everyone

    Hello brothers and sisters,
    I am Nina. I live in Europe. Don't judge me because of that. Europe is not a hole. If you look closely you can find some true Christians, like me. I am a meber of the Croatian Baptist Church. I am a true Christian. In my country there's not much of us so I would love to join this forum and to be able to discuss all kind of topics with my fellow Christians. I am married for three years already. I have one child, a girl, and I am expecting another.
    My favorite verses are

    Luke 21:25
    And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars.

    Leviticus 15:16
    And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.

    1 Timothy 2:9
    "Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array."

    1 Corinthians 11:14-15
    "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering."
    smart-pants
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: God Bless Everyone

    What do you mean by using the name 'Shaman'? You do know that means 'witch', don't you?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Girl Shaman
      Unsaved Trash, obese witch pervert
      • Jan 2013
      • 11

      #3
      Re: God Bless Everyone

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      What do you mean by using the name 'Shaman'? You do know that means 'witch', don't you?

      YIC
      My husbands (and mine now) last name is Shamanovic. So people have a habit to call me Shaman girl.

      It has nothing to do with any witches. Not that I'm aware of
      smart-pants

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: God Bless Everyone

        Commiserations on having had a daughter. What is your husband's favourite pie?
        sigpic
        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Once was lost
          ...but now is found.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2009
          • 490

          #5
          Re: God Bless Everyone

          Originally posted by Girl Shaman View Post
          I have one child, a girl, and I am expecting another."
          Hopefully your next will be a Male. The best you can do with what you have received so far is to marry her off to some fine Christian man when she reaches her Teens.

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          • Russell Holbeck
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2012
            • 735

            #6
            Re: God Bless Everyone

            Hello Girl Shaman. I looked up your name Shamanovic on a program called Google and it asked me if I meant Sahmanovic. Maybe your husband has been spelling his name wrong. You should tell him to check his birth certificate if they have those in Europe.

            Thank you.

            Rusty
            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: God Bless Everyone

              A wary hello.

              I hope you do turn out to be a True Christian, but as you can see from looking around, most demons come onto our board proclaiming themselves "true christians".
              Drama queen

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              • Barry
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 259

                #8
                Re: God Bless Everyone

                Croatian? That means you're most likely to be living in England, on benefits, scrounging state handouts, selling your body and running errands for drug gangs. Before you attempt to tell us any more of your lies, please consider, Psalm 101:7 "He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: He that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight".

                Now, lets get down to the truth about your religion. You say you're a Croation Baptist but it is a fact, there are no Baptists in Croatia. There Catholics, Muslims and worse those vile heretics the Orthodox Christians. But the true word of God has never been heard in your retard nation of slavic inbreeds. You Nina, are a decietful, wicked lieing witch. Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies".

                Please do not bother writing another post here, untill you are prepared to come clean about who you are and why you are masquerading as a True Christian.
                The Lord is my shepherd.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: God Bless Everyone

                  Welcome young lady, I am sorry to hear you live in forced servitude in the communistic third world. I'll pray that life in the tractor factory is bearable and you are able to hold daily prayer services out of the watchful eye of your KGB. One day, you may be able to escape that hole of a country in a container full of depleted yellowcake and eventually come to the shores of the US of A and get a real job as a nanny or maid.

                  Tell me about your relationship with Jesus. How many clean sons have you slipped under His joyous eyes?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: God Bless Everyone

                    Seems like you've got a queer problem down there in Croatland.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Girl Shaman
                      Unsaved Trash, obese witch pervert
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 11

                      #11
                      Re: God Bless Everyone

                      Originally posted by Barry View Post
                      Croatian? That means you're most likely to be living in England, on benefits, scrounging state handouts, selling your body and running errands for drug gangs. Before you attempt to tell us any more of your lies, please consider, Psalm 101:7 "He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: He that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight".

                      Now, lets get down to the truth about your religion. You say you're a Croation Baptist but it is a fact, there are no Baptists in Croatia. There Catholics, Muslims and worse those vile heretics the Orthodox Christians. But the true word of God has never been heard in your retard nation of slavic inbreeds. You Nina, are a decietful, wicked lieing witch. Psalm 58:3 "The wicked are estranged from the womb: They go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies".

                      Please do not bother writing another post here, untill you are prepared to come clean about who you are and why you are masquerading as a True Christian.

                      I don't live in U.K. nor do I plan to live there. I live in Croatia. I'm surrounded by non believers so that's not a good thing but I would probably be surrounded with them in England too.

                      There are Baptist churches in Croatia. I am sorry for your lack of knowledge.
                      There is more of them. They have an union http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptist_Union_of_Croatia

                      I would really appreciate if you would stop calling me a witch, because I'm not a one.
                      smart-pants

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                      • Girl Shaman
                        Unsaved Trash, obese witch pervert
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: God Bless Everyone

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Seems like you've got a queer problem down there in Croatland.


                        That is true. But the situation is certainly much better than in the Unites States.
                        smart-pants

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                        • Girl Shaman
                          Unsaved Trash, obese witch pervert
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: God Bless Everyone

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Welcome young lady, I am sorry to hear you live in forced servitude in the communistic third world. I'll pray that life in the tractor factory is bearable and you are able to hold daily prayer services out of the watchful eye of your KGB. One day, you may be able to escape that hole of a country in a container full of depleted yellowcake and eventually come to the shores of the US of A and get a real job as a nanny or maid.

                          Tell me about your relationship with Jesus. How many clean sons have you slipped under His joyous eyes?
                          Thank you brother. But actually I don't have to work. My husband works.

                          I have been a true Christian all my life. That answers your other question.

                          YIC
                          smart-pants

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                          • Girl Shaman
                            Unsaved Trash, obese witch pervert
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 11

                            #14
                            Re: God Bless Everyone

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            A wary hello.

                            I hope you do turn out to be a True Christian, but as you can see from looking around, most demons come onto our board proclaiming themselves "true christians".

                            Hello sister,

                            You have nothing to worry about. I am a True Christian. I will try to stay away from those demons. Thank you for warning me.

                            YIC
                            smart-pants

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                            • Girl Shaman
                              Unsaved Trash, obese witch pervert
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 11

                              #15
                              Re: God Bless Everyone

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Commiserations on having had a daughter. What is your husband's favourite pie?
                              Thank you. My husbands favorite pie is the cherry pie.
                              smart-pants

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