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  • #16
    Re: 30 years of sin filled life

    I could live without all these graphic details, but I'm sure you will be fine. Tell me, how often are you reading your Bible?
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    • #17
      Re: 30 years of sin filled life

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Tell me, how often are you reading your Bible?
      I tried reading a few times but then I got bored to death so had to stop. Have you read it? It seems to be a very old book.
      I think Jesus is in my heart. So I don't need to read a book to know what my lord wants from me. He is always with me.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • #18
        Re: 30 years of sin filled life

        Originally posted by robjones View Post
        I tried reading a few times but then I got bored to death so had to stop. Have you read it? It seems to be a very old book.
        I think Jesus is in my heart. So I don't need to read a book to know what my lord wants from me. He is always with me.
        Blasphemy! You cannot be a Christian if you don't read the Holy Bible!
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        • #19
          Re: 30 years of sin filled life

          Originally posted by robjones View Post
          I tried reading a few times but then I got bored to death so had to stop. Have you read it? It seems to be a very old book.
          I think Jesus is in my heart. So I don't need to read a book to know what my lord wants from me. He is always with me.
          Oh come on now, I was reading the KJV Bible at the age of 6, and it wasn't that unusual because EVERYONE in my Sunday School class had to get up and read a chapter. I'll admit at that age, we'd need help with the big words, but by the age of 12, you should be good to go.

          The dumbing down of America is just another liebral atheist plot. If you're too stupid to read the Bible, then the liebrals can lead you around by the nose and tell you what to believe. After all, only educated people question the government.
          Drama queen

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          • #20
            Re: 30 years of sin filled life

            Originally posted by robjones View Post
            I tried reading a few times but then I got bored to death so had to stop. Have you read it? It seems to be a very old book.
            I think Jesus is in my heart. So I don't need to read a book to know what my lord wants from me. He is always with me.
            Oh, you poor deluded fool.

            The Bible (or the Infallible Word of God) has this to say on the subject:

            Jerimiah 36:8

            And Baruch the sonne of Neriah did according to all that Ieremiah the Prophet commanded him, reading in the booke the wordes of the Lord, in the Lords house.

            also:

            1 Timothy 4:13

            Till I come, giue attendance to reading, to exhortation, to doctrine.

            Having second thoughts yet, boy?
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • #21
              Re: 30 years of sin filled life

              Well I am able to read the text you wrote but I am not able to understand it. It seems outdated and very old.
              But am sure since I haven't jerked off for over a month now it is a proof that Jesus is himself guarding me from the devils I have come out successful from the trials because I have succeeded in controlling my impure desires to touch my ownself. Therefore now I am among the favorite men of the lord.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • #22
                Re: 30 years of sin filled life

                Originally posted by robjones View Post
                Well I am able to read the text you wrote but I am not able to understand it. It seems outdated and very old.
                But am sure since I haven't jerked off for over a month now it is a proof that Jesus is himself guarding me from the devils I have come out successful from the trials because I have succeeded in controlling my impure desires to touch my ownself. Therefore now I am among the favorite men of the lord.
                There are over 600 rules to follow in the KJV Bible, no controlling your impure desires is not enough.

                Unfortunately, if you're too stupid to read the Bible, I'm not sure if there's any hope for you. Perhaps you should attempt a remedial reading course?
                Drama queen

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                • #23
                  Re: 30 years of sin filled life

                  Originally posted by robjones View Post
                  Well I am able to read the text you wrote but I am not able to understand it.
                  The Bible tells us why you are incapable of understanding the Holy Word of God. It's because your father is satan.

                  John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #24
                    Re: 30 years of sin filled life

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The Bible tells us why you are incapable of understanding the Holy Word of God. It's because your father is satan.
                    Is there any hope for me? Going to hell fire is the last thing I would want.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • #25
                      Re: 30 years of sin filled life

                      Originally posted by robjones View Post
                      Is there any hope for me? Going to hell fire is the last thing I would want.
                      Jesus loves you despite your vile degeneracy. If you want His special gift of eternal life, you'll need to sincerely repent and get on your knees and beg for His mercy.

                      Sometimes He gives it, sometimes not so much.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: 30 years of sin filled life

                        I had to spank my monkey today. Devil was stronger.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #27
                          Re: 30 years of sin filled life

                          Originally posted by robjones View Post
                          I had to spank my monkey today. Devil was stronger.
                          Just stop touching yourself. All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches his tallywacker, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: 30 years of sin filled life

                            Originally posted by robjones View Post
                            I had to spank my monkey today. Devil was stronger.
                            I WISH I HAD a moneky they are so cutes!
                            For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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